The Hate Podcast

Mike needs to be bad. How do you stop bullies from picking on Sally Dirty PeePee Hole? In the news, our national family can't manage its money and a look at who's the bully in the living room. Call us on the HATEline at 206-309-0190! Mentioned on the show:Worth a Watch...

Mike's mouse update leads to marketing Mouse Attendants. How much HATE is there in Haiti? In the news, gallbladders full of HATE. In the 'What if', Special-K dates: dress her up and drag her out! Call us on the HATEline at 206-309-0190! Mentioned on the show:

A Massachusetts Senate election combined with 1.5 hours of T.V. = Mike losing it? Are poor rural Americans more vulnerable to Jedi mind tricks? In the 'What if', how experienced would your optimal partner be?Call us on the HATEline at 206-309-0190! Mentioned on the show:This is what TV has to offer!?!?

Mike is battling PEZ dispensers in his silverware drawer. Because they are smaller than softballs... Cathy has no empathy. Mike posits the real reason why empathy for some animals is lacking. In the news, expert knitters are our teachers now? Cathy says it worked for her. This week, a listener generated 'What if' scenario and Mike and Cathy clearly need more practice for them. Call us on the HATEline at 206-309-0190! Mentioned on the show:Overcompensating knows what it is like for small businessmen

U.S. Foreign Relations is the topic this week and what a slog it is. Mike wonders if its the lobbyists, brown people hatin', or marketing thats screwing it up. Cathy proposes its about the resources. Mike suggests that Medicals-R-US might fix the problem. In the news, the TSA goes porn. Vote on the scientology poll this week! Are you O.K. with Alien worship being tied to happiness?Call us on the HATEline at 206-309-0190! Mentioned on the show:Here's Mike's Interview in Episode 88 of 'That Podcast Show'Reasonable Doubts - Podcast link is in their right hand colum.

Cathy and Mike wrap up the year with a year's worth of HATE. Top HATES for the year include politics, movies, dissing, community and more. In the 'What if' Cathy praises the merits of the cup. The HATE mug hits the shelves and a mailing address is finally here!Call us on the HATEline at 206-309-0190! Mentioned on the show:Cafe PressPlease feel free to submit a better design for the logo!

Mike discovers martinis. Which do locks protect more, fear or anxiety? In the news, racism rears its ugly head again. The worth of worshipers for a church is discussed and it seems that material evangelism seems to be the way to go. Cathy and Mike are heading to the Mohegan Sun casino for the Zompocalypse. In the 'What if'... Placenta facials and baby gum. Mentioned on the show:Critical Zompocalypse InfoEat your Placenta and Like IT!Prosperity Gospel

Mike recounts the tale of his burning pee-pee. Xmas rants are unavoidable for Mike this time of year and he hates himself for it. Cathy entertains us with the 'Dominic the Christmas Donkey' song. Later stationary pushers, masked as grocery employees, work over Mike. Mike argues that they're not marketing the holiday properly to him. In the 'News', Mike gives counterfeiting advice. In the 'What if', Cathy puts Leprechauns in charge of the country. Mentioned on the show:Uhh Yeah DudeMy History Can Beat Up Your PoliticsReverend Billy and the The Church of Life After Shopping.

Cathy's got a new job de-hording so she can help people get ready for all their shit. Ritualized religious absurdities include condemning the unborn. Thou shalt not poop in the womb! In the news, Mike gives a new perspective on Tiger and then tells the little guy to be good! Mentioned on the show:Dr. H.A.T.E's youtube link

This week Brian returns to help us explore Religion. In the news, in honor of the holiday season, we serve up roasted New Age-ers, though Brian wishes it was Turducken. Cathy is ready to nuke all of Sedona off the map, save that quaint bookstore they got there. Salmonella Bomb

Cathy's back from her oral ordeal without her uvula, but we have photos lest we forget its impact on her life! This week we celebrate HATEsgiving with Benito and Dr. H.A.T.E. In the 'What if' Dr. H.A.T.E. takes us on a tangent into geckos inside chicken asses? Is that even possible?...

This week Mike goes it alone as Cathy heals. Mike tries to convince the listeners that its better to go quickly from your vices than live long and suffer without them. In the news, Mike gives a ecology lesson to shine light on the stupidity of overfishing and hunting. A former HATE-Hero chimes in on last weeks episode and isn't too happy about it. Last chance to vote for us on Podcast alley! Don't forget to give us some feedback you HATE-filled maggots!

This week Brian joins us to unlock the problem with locks. (Does Cathy have a chastity belt?) In the news, does a convicted terrorist have freedom of speech? Brian takes it farther with serial child rapists... During the 'What if' Mike takes the group back to the land of fecalphilia, and he doesn't even know why himself. Don't forget to call us on the HATEline - 206-309-0190! This month only - Vote for us on Podcast Alley! Don't make us hate you for not voting!

Cathy explains why Halloween is a gay holiday. Then, finally free from sin, Cathy turns our gaze towards Camel Toe. Mike argues its just vulva flaunting. Mike puts aside his white guilt to oppose Native American mumbo jumbo. In the 'What if', Mike puts someone special in his cross hairs. Don't forget to call us on the HATEline - 206-309-0190!

Mike and Cathy grind out a slow halt on sins with 'Sloth'. The 'What if' has Cathy waxing her balls. Cathy's hate hero of the week is a Defender of peepees. Don't forget to call us on the HATEline - 206-309-0190! Mentioned in the Show:Cathy's Hate Hero (a.k.a. - The peepee study)The Catholic Guide to SinningVesctomaniaEverything's Terrible