Caked On Stripes

This is the best episode of 2007. Seriously. What're you even reading this for?  Get to the downloading, and proceed directly to the listening.    DAMNIT!  WHAT ARE YOU READING THIS FOR!  IT'S A PODCAST, LISTEN TO IT! Seriously...  listen to the podcast...  enjoy it...  it's ok, everyone else it enjoying it...  don't be afraid...

     This episode is the start of our listener drive...  by that, I don't mean that we want your money.  I mean we want your help gathering new listeners.  Go onto their computer when they're not there and click subscribe under iTunes, or download it, put it on an mp3 player, sneak into their bedroom, and play it at full volume.      Sure...  some people will complain that this episode doesn't contain their daily reccomended allowance of Fabio...  but I, for one, disagree.      What else could you want?  Maybe...  The 15 Year old Listener?  That's right, the Original is back...  and better than a I can't believe it's not Butter shot off a hairy guy. All this and more, from Caked on Stripes

Welcome to the Oasis of podcasting, known as "episode 65".  That's right, the 65th episode.  This time, we have a special guest for you all, a guest whos appearance lasts a whole 20-30 seconds into the episode.  That's right, it's the ATTACK OF THE WOODEN BEAR! This podcast also contains an old favorite bit returning for some good old creepy fun, Ask Bri, and the voicemails that we've all come to know so dearly.  All this and more, from Caked On Stripes.

This episode features the return of Bri and Deric (Cowan) Harrington after a long hiatus.  What would cause such a break of monumental proportions?  We'd be glad to tell you.  We'd be so glad to tell you, that as a matter of fact, we're going to tell you. At least part of it, has been our move up to the north country.  See the picture to the right?  That's a real photo I took.  No... really.  I wouldn't lie to you, you have the face of an angel. Anyway, here it is, the beginning of a new slice, of Caked On Stripes.  Hope you enjoy.

It's Episode 63!  That's the 63rd most newest episode. I'm really hoping no one realizes I ran out of different things to write here after episode 5.  It's really, really hard to stretch for this long. I got'cha long stretch...  hangin. Any suggestions for a topic for the next episode's "show notes", as people refer to these?  Anyone?  Go ahead and E-mail them to me at cakedonstripes@gmail.com, or post them over on the forums. later y'all

Here's the new show...   Enjoy it.   Really.   Enjoy.   PS: This picture is titled "Late night Chicken".

Wha?  What is this?  the first on time podcast in almost a month, THAT'S WHAT!  Now that you've had a moment to collect yourself, you may continue to read this message. This podcast contains:  Funny things not limited to (but including) the word "Butt". That's right, I totally went there.  What'cha going to do 'bout it?  This picture with this podcast is called "Bored".  I wonder why.  I should contact the artist and ask "why are you bored?"  And "Are you as bored as Bri's brother?" Cause I doubt it...   I really doubt it.  

We're Back, with Feedback...  and lots of it.  Some really old.  Some not-so-old.  Some brand new.  It doesn't matter when it's from, it's all feedback.  We answer questions (and by we, we mean Deric) that people ask.  And some that people don't ask.  And some questions we ignore all together. Also in this podcast...  Howl if you will. And I think you will. Also, we entertain the idea of picking up from the chicago-LAND area, and put down somewhere else.  We also explain why this show is upwards of 5 days late to publish...  eh, what'cha gonna do?  

The name of the picture is "Angry Baby Head"...  don't think too much about it, it'll make your baby head explode. We're back! and we're screaming with an "eh" show!  Woohoo!  It's been a while since an "eh" show.  and this one is "eh" and it's finest (or would that be "most eh"?) Bri and Deric Harrington take to the airwaves like two people that are trying to find their podcast chemistry after a long layoff!  Is it worth the wait?  NO!  But, they promise another episode this week with a little more "umph".  Let's wait and see, shall we?

Who doesn't like Chunkys?  That's the main topic this week on the number 123 rated podcast on iTunes, Caked On Stripes.  What are we underneith?  Other such comedy classics, such as the Red Sox podcast, Bubba Bohacks joke of the day, and AOL sports bloggers live.  I'm not making those up, check out the featured podcasts over on iTunes...  I mean, I know people don't like the Red Sox, but a comedy podcast about them?  I hate to imagine those inside jokes. On the other hand, Bri and Deric (or, Bri and myself, I write, revealing who I am) talk about only the best of the best, like that movie, The Best of The Best.  Only ours has more jokes.  and less kicking.  Honestly, we feel this is one of the better shows we've ever done.  Tell your friends, get them to try this one out.  It's a keeper. PS: Please add our new sexual term to wikipedia.  Thank you.

Well, well, well.  What do we have for you today?  How 'bout some talkin' cake and stripes style. As Deric insists that he leads a spicy life Bri attempts to cleanse her colon. We play a little telephone with some acquaintences and some sleepy friends. While witnessing a Mexican protest march we witness the Latin Fonz. As always, lengthy voice messages.

Talk about a picture that accurately describes Deric's social life...  that's right, tap your land... freak. We're back after a week off, to bring you all the best in "trying to make up for an off week" commentary.  Although, Bri feels a little off during the making of this episode, so give her some slack folks.  Don't cut her some slack, just give her some.  It's much more difficult that way. This episode, we talk about how we've spent the last two weeks.  The trials of putting together a wedding, and other good stuff...   All this and more from Caked on Stripes.

What the hell is that picture?  It's what you get if you type in "Time Filler" into yahoo images.  Pretty fun, eh?  No?  Fine, piss off. If you're still here, you must have ignored my "piss off" comment.  So...  why don't you piss off?  all your friends are doing it.  Worst case scenario: You're the last one on your street to piss off.  Everyone else is at a giant piss off party, and you're not invited.  You, feeling alone, go into the kitchen, and stick your head in the oven. Three hours later, you realize you left the oven off...  tired, and not dead, you go to bed. We can't have that happen, now can we? Oh yeah, listen to the episode.  Love the episode.  Just call it in the morning, ok?

Here's the new episode.    Enjoy it.    No...  really.  It's good. Would I lie to you?   LISTEN TO IT ALREADY!  Geeze...  leave me alone.  :-)   (do people even read these things?)

Keeping in the theme of last weeks picture, this one describes the podcast as well as anything could describe the podcast.  That is, of course, besides the podcast itself....  because nothing describes itself as well as something itself, you know?  Do you know?  Hello?  Is anybody out there?  Just not if you can hear me... Nevermind, I drifted there.  I don't even know if those are the actual words to the song.  This episode has 2 guests on it, including...  KEN'S ARCH NEMESIS!!!!!! Don't believe me?  Just give it a listen... Only, From Caked On stripes