baldmonkeystuff

This one is about chatrooms. And sounds like it will be the last one.

This is a podcast all about Basingstoke. It is as fascinating as it sounds.I should also say that the song on the end is by Will, Rich and DJ Mattius Prime And His G-Nauts Of Pleasure.

A special non-wordy podcast this week. It's five TUNES we made with our chums; Will and Matt. The track listing is:1. Monkey, He Bald.2. Fox Song3. baldmonkey4. Loop It5. High DefinitionThe last two are the "good" ones. Each track is tenderly introduced my my real life wife.

A themed podcast all about Abraham Lincoln. It turns out he's jolly interesting.

Richard wasn't around this week, so I found a replacement. I made my son do it with me. He's shit at swearing though so I'll probably go back to Richard next week.

In a desperate attempt to improve after the dreadful podcast last week, we invited a special guest from the internet along. He has a blog where he pisses and moans about everything. You can check it out here if you like:http://shacklemore.blogspot.com/We cover lots this week; McDonalds, debt collection, Basingstoke, iTunes, shops and homosexuals. Again.All in all, it’s well worth a listen. Honest.

It’s a short one this week. This is because it was mostly shit. What I did leave in is all a bit unusual. Still, there’s a Freddy review, some music, two poems and a prank call. So you’re certainly getting value for no money.Good luck.

Podcast 12 and it’s a special themed podcast. This week the theme is passports, the meaning of life, spas, employment, headaches, gypsies, Dr Death, pooing and cats.It’s a broad theme, to be sure, but I think that’s a good thing.Now, here is a video which we talk about in the podcast so you might want a link to it:If you can't see the video here, look up the b3tabaldmonkey channel on youtube. It's there somewhere. ( http://www.youtube.com/user/b3tabaldmonkey )

A podcast so good it contains fish tits. Imagine that. Fish tits. I’m not sure I need to say anything else.Maybe I should.I don’t know.There’s a FEATURE LENGTH Freddy Review of Italy in this one too. And a promise that if you give us a rating of five stars in iTunes, we’ll say anything you want in the next podcast.I think we are probably willing to advertise things for free too.Frankly, we’re desperate for material.Oh, and here's an old video we made:

Podcast number ten already! The shocking news is that there is no Freddy Review this week. Yeah, I know; It’s the only good bit. Why would we leave out the only good bit? Well, we’ve replaced it with a slightly different Freddy segment. I won’t spoil the surprise for you.As well as the regular Dear baldmonkey, news and poetry sections, it is mostly about cats. And fire. Oh, and there’s a brand new jingle or two for you as well. There’s also endless mirth to be had at listening to Richard being in pain. So, I think you’ll agree, it definitely has something for everyone.There won’t be a podcast next week because I have better things to do, but keep sending in your emails anyway to baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk Whether you have a comment or a problem for us to solve for you, you’ll probably feature in podcast eleven. What could be more exciting than having your email read out in a podcast with three subscribers?

ANGER and love. Two emotions wrapped together in FRICKING harmony. This week Richard and Paul explore AGGRESSION and love in the news, in your problems and in verse.There's also a rather spiffing song about cats in here which has nothing to do with me; baldmonkey. Richard made it with some chums of ours. I don't bother introducing it because it has nothing to do with me so I hate it.Freddy rather helpfully reviews Easter for us too. And he explains it. So if you aren't sure whether you like Easter or if you are some sort of foreign who doesn't yet understand The Feast Of The Zombie Jesus, get stuck in and learn yourself good.Incidently, I stole that "Feast Of The Zombie Jesus" thing from my cousin. She lives in New Zealand and does roller derbies. Which is pretty cool. She isn't mentioned in the podcast though, so don't get your hopes up.

I stuck a song in I had lying around this week. I should point out that it has nothing to do with Richard. I made it a while ago with another friend called Donkey Gums. I can't remember his real name. I know him off the internet. Nice chap. You'd like him.The rest of the podcast is just as good. Well, not good exactly. It all seems jolly English though. There's apologies, buggerings, discussions of weather, football and pubs and Freddy makes room in his review to criticise foreign food.I heartily recommend listening to this podcast in a chunky knit sweaty while drinking locally brewed bitter, smoking a pipe and shouting "SPIFFING" at passers by.

Another week brings another baldmonkeystuff podcast. Forty-five minutes jam packed with surprise erections, squirrels, sat navs, simpering men, super rap battles, sexy zombies and the Stower Of London.Richard was a bit miserable when I got to his this week and very nearly forgot to make the customary cup of tea which we have before we start. For this reason, you might notice a tension between us this week. Rest assured though, off air we had words, cried a bit and did some manly hugging which hopefully set things straight so next week won't be such a trauma.Good luck and please email me. baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk

What do you want from a podcast? STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. I'll tell you what you want, you want flashbacks, hypnosis, bukake, abalone, a sound quiz and children's TV. And I'd imagine you feel pretty upset that you can't get what you want. Well stop your snivelling and listen to this podcast, because it has all that and more. Not much more though. Which is odd, because it doesn't half go on. Blah blah blah.We're learning as we go, I'm afraid. I thought we had the sound quality sussed this time. We seem to have got the hand of normalising. We did noise reduction on this one as well. Unfortunatly I think I overdid it. Some bits sound a sort of bobbly. Still, we're getting there.A few people have told me that trying to listen to the podcast through the feedburner site has been problematic for them. I've no idea why, but if you are having problems, try listening through this link instead: podcast alleyProbably the easiest way to listen though is to subscribe in iTunes. You can search for the podcast in the iTunes store. As far as I know, we're the only hit for either "baldmonkey" or "baldmonkeystuff".In other news, you can now follow baldmonkey on twitter: https://twitter.com/baldmonkeystuffI don't really understand it yet though. Sorry.If you like the show, have suggestions for improvements or items or would like to send a Dear baldmonkey, email us at baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk.

Hopefully the sound quality is a bit better this week. There's still an annoying hiss in there though. If anyone can give us some advice on how to do a better job, we'd be very grateful.It's all the usuals plus a trial of a replacement for the phone prank.If you'd like to get in touch, please do. You can post comments in the blog or send us an email at baldmonkey@baldmonkeystuff.co.uk