TANcast

This week, Tim revisits the eternal million dollar question, the boys discuss Body Mass Index (BMI), Tim and Noah have the great Pizza debate, Tim and Andy make fun of contestants on game shows, Tim bemoans the mediocrity of the “CSI Trilogy” (Plus The Mentalist, House, and Fringe), Tim and Andy hate on Star Trek: [...]

This week the wheels fall off several times over as the boys talk about the latest follies of Miss “Opposite Marriage” California, Twilight, Tim’s showering phobia, acronyms, rape jokes (sorry), gaming systems, a sweet Amazon offer that it is too late for you to take advantage of, Noah’s “diet,” the evils of Wal Mart, and [...]

This week the boys talk about ever man’s favorite part of Halloween (the slutty costumes), Tim and Noah review some fast food, the boys have fun with pets, Andy reviews “Eye for an Eye,” the boys revisit the magic of a million dollars, Tim talks about putting his love life in his act, Noah introduces [...]

This week the boys celebrate Halloween, figure out what they would do for a million dollars, and find the worst way to be welcomed into manhood. Tim meets Gino, Noah and Tim review Law Abiding Citizen, Noah sees An American Werewolf in London, the boys discuss Facebook, Glee doesn’t know what “Mash-ups” are, Tim hates [...]

This week Tim and Noah record in the same room…and an awkward echo ensues. Sorry ’bout that. Tim and Noah debate fitness, Andy and Noah talk downloadable content for video games, discuss the past and future of Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan Character, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back gets edited for television, babies get hit by [...]

Another show worth nominating for best “comedy” podcast at podcastawards.com! This week the boys talk about exactly what you think they’d talk about on the 69th episode…politics, culture, and religion (no kidding). They also manage to talk about being a bad husband, babies, weddings, My Secret Ex-Girlfriend, The Cleveland Show, the pros and cons of [...]

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Noah doesn’t find Kanye West’s douchey behavior funny, Andy and Noah love Project Runway, Noah outsmarts the water company, the boys review “9″ and “Extract,” Andy gets fired up about politics (and stupidity), Noah discovers a new kind of SPAM, Andy’s baby is to be feared by all, Tim talks a little about stand-up comedy, [...]

After a brief musical interlude, you’ll hear: Tim sharing his love for Auto-Tune the News, Noah sharing his love for half naked women, Andy sharing his love for the Bloudhound Gang, Andy’s naked baby causing problems, Tim and Andy hating on termites, ugly pigs needing love too, Kevin Smith tweeting up a storm, too much [...]

Andy starts off talking hockey, a friend takes the TANcast vs SModcast challenge, Noah reviews Knowing and Funny People, the boys demystify the miracle of life, the boys discus BluRay, the boys take a stroll through the fun and frightening world of the People of Walmart, Noah gets a PS3, the guys talk about a [...]

Van from the Netcot Podcast returns for the conclusion to last week’s cliffhanger. The boys review Inglorious Bastards and District 9, Tim and Noah reminisce about their old movie theater, they boys try and solve the murder of Michael Jackson, Andy doesn’t do anything illegal, Van gives his other podcast picks, Van weighs in on [...]

This week the boys discus lesbian fashion, ponder the temptation of cable, do another “Star Trek Minute” (which ends up being more prophetic than intended), Tim argues on the internet, and Van from the Netcot Podcast drops by!!! Here is a link to the I *Heart* TANcast picture for you to put on your social networking [...]

This week Andy’s Vegas adventure, Tim reviews one chapter of the book Teetering on Disaster, the boys hate on Jimmy Fallon, high school bullies, and then the show descends into chaos! This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Kris and Victoria. Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at: fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com Vote for TANcast at Podcast Alley: http://podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=675 98 [...]

Get an inside look at the the American legal system through the jury duty stories told on this week's TANcast.

The TANboys are BACK…and as crappy as ever. This week they discuss the perils of home ownership, Andy’s dream, eating in a big group, racism, a moment of seriousness about death, another crappy lay off, IM etiquette, movies (Indiana Jones, The Orphan, 500 Days of Summer, District 9, Harry Potter and the Half Blood [...]

This "special" episode features a special message from "Grammar Girl" Mignon Fogarty*, a few musical surprises, and several voice mail messages. Hope this tides y'all over 'til our next real show.

This week: Noah’s mic continues to suck, Tim and Andy have a Star Trek moment, Noah gets one step closer to being a home owner, Tim has anger issues, the boys continue to be disturbed by internet phenomena like 2 girls 1 cup, the boys find the upside to jury duty, the joys of chocolate [...]

A better celebration of the music of King of Pop, celebrations of the 4th of July and Noah's sexy, sexy voice!

This week, TANcast discusses two tragedies in one week: the passing of Michael Jackson and the release of Transformers 2. (Plus plenty of other nonsense)

This time Andy finally pops his SModcast cherry, Tim finds a comedian that’s worse than he is, buffering becomes a real problem, Andy discovers a downside of “personal maintenance,” Noah and Andy cream all over the new iPhone OS, the boys tell road trip stories, Tim won’t let old debates die (dorkyness, gay marriage, and [...]

This week’s episode features Dane Cook ruining T&A, the Konami Code, needlessly hostile movie reviews (Star Trek, Dark Knight, Batman 1989, Sahara 1943, I Want to Live, Stand By Me, Disney’s Earth, Dune, the Highlander series), Toaster Ovens taking on Microwaves, house shopping in California vs Georgia, Car Talk from Tim, The Great Pee Chee [...]

This week, the boys sing the praises of cracked.com, Tim praises the film “Up,” the boys find plot holes in the Terminator series, talk life and death in comic books (Batman, Captain America, and Wolverine), Glenn Beck and Tim cry like little bitches, the boys talk TV (Mentalist, Psych, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, and Mythbusters), [...]

Van from the Netcot podcast slums it to join the TANboys for the 1 year anniversary of TANcast. The guys discuss the perils of mocking Louisiana, internet fame, parenting, Disneyland, Disney’s California Adventure, Churro stands, how termites foiled a move to Hawaii, the origins of Netcot, Van’s secret podcast idea, TANcast Savings plan, the pox [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. TANcast returns to form with rambling discussions of Angels and Demons, disgusting sex terms, paintballing with racists, Portal (the game), Wolverine (also the game), season finales of CSI, 24, Lost, Panda Express as payment for favors, the promise and pitfalls of social [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. TANcast celebrates it’s 50th episode with the best bits you never heard from the first 50 episodes, exclusive audio from the team at the Mousetalgia Podcast, and finally a special edition of TANlaughs with jokes from Mike Dawson (Left Field Cinema Podcast), [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. In another typical TANcast move, the boys review Star Trek in the style of Scene Unseen podcast (sort of…not really).  Plus the boys talk Mother’s Day, naughty things at Disneyland, unemployment, the limitations of the iPhone, how to save CSI, why Slate [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The boys go back in time to relive some memories in the recent past. While there you’ll hear of Susan Boyle (a little late to the party), TANcast Merchandise, the REAL problem with the US Military, new Panda Express experiences, the Pickle [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. This week: Noah is surprised by bizarre porn, Andy re-joins the work force, TV networks screw up their own line ups, Noah goes house hunting, Noah uncovers Jamba Juice’s secret menu, Andy finds odd weight loss strategies, The boys show off their [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcasters take embarrassing themselves to a new level in this episode. Besides Noah and Tim’s childish bickering you’ll hear about: harming children, worst cases of food poisoning, new rules for the TANcast Drinking Game, pie vs cake, Barbara Streisand’s legs, [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. This episode delves into deep and meaningful things like baby care tips, Monsters vs. Aliens, car trouble, Jason Stathem, corpses thrown from cars, Woody Harrelson fighting zombies, Andy ruining a dog story with cat BS, Taco Bell (sorry Gino), Bolt, the intimidating [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. This week the boys fight sleepiness to bring you another magical/musical show touching on such wild and wacky topics as: Wild At Heart, Mtv’s website, Fast and Furious, Rockwell, Iggy Pop, Prince, gay marriage in Iowa, KFC, Quiznos, Panda Express, Twitter, [...]

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. After narrowly avoiding a super awkward start, this week’s episode touches on the topics like the perils of public Tweets, inappropriate behavior at work, Tim’s latest 18th birthday, Duplicity, Batman (1989), Blu-ray, Michael Clayton, Andy’s hate for poor house painting, Hulu [...]

[display_podcast] [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. In response to a post on the MeanDawg forums, The TANboys rip off…er…pay tribute to the MeanDawg top five podcast with their lists of “top 5 movies they were most excited to see or were the most memorable movie going experiences…that they [...]

[display_podcast] [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. After a very brief relapse, this mostly male member-free show features: annoying websites, Andy hating on DirecTV, a little iPhone app talk (gotta have it), Tim complains about private profiles on social networking websites, Tim complains about work e-mails, the boys live [...]

This episode of TANcast features a seen-unseen-unseen review of the new Watchmen movie, a listener e-mail that leads to talk of private parts and the doctors office, poor service in the Apple Store, the perils of boxer briefs, Andy has a job interview, Andy isn’t watching 24, Lost, or Dollhouse, http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php ?pod_id=67598 This week’s TANlaugh was courtesy of [...]

This week starts off with a return to hating on the Octuplets Lady and monkeys, Andy and Noah talk more about their iPhones, Tim tells of his bad luck in Vegas, the perils of private porn perusal are pondered, f*** my life brings demented joy, LeVar Burton and Michael Ian Black declare war via Twitter, [...]

This week’s episode is sponsored by episode 22 of Tim Babb’s Kingdom Comedy on You Tube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GjdbKlOHU This episode the TANcrew creates a new superhero, Andy battles mother nature, Noah and Andy give Tim crap anonymously, and you’ll find out why you shouldn’t mess with chimps, tigers, donkeys, or magnets. Then the boys critique some recent SModcasts, [...]

This Valentine’s Day episode is sponsored by the premier Valentine’s Day issue of Kougar Magazine featuring TANcast’s own Tim Babb as the featured comedian. Check it out now at KougarMagazine.com In this Valentine’s Day show full of hate, the TANboys hate on the woman who just had 8 babies, Noah tells a confusing stripper story, the [...]

This week Noah gets an iPhone and an attitude, Tim get intimidated by a TV personality, the twits talk Twitter, Andy ponders the woes of the rich and famous, Tim shills for Sonic Drive In, the dork debate rages on, TANcast goes to Disneyland, Tim hates on William Peterson, Obama gets vulgar, Ron Jeremy [...]

This week the show goes off the rails thanks to Tim and his crappy router and his internet-leaching neighbors. But just like a train wreck, you’ll be drawn to it in spite of yourself….and you’ll hear Tim’s story of hanging with 5 hot Kougars in their underwear, which leads to talk of strip clubs, Noah [...]

In this episode, the boys debate dorkiness, encourage you to work like a comedian, and revisit the Never Ending Story. Then Beyoncé tries to give you herpes of the mind, Craigslist misses some connections, Dave Attell’s greatness is celebrated, and IM programs are mused upon. Next, the TANboys review some “TANFlix:” The Darjeeling Limited, RocknRolla, Kung [...]

Noah and Andy try to help Tim get Lost. Andy announces his special Century Bike Ride event. The boys watch some videos of people failing. Andy gives the scoop on his recent lay off. The boys discuss Sex in the City, babies (of course), ethnic advertising, crazy winter weather, dick tricks and other weird/gross [...]

New Year, same ol’ TANcast… In this episode Tim spoils the Dark Knight, Tim tattles on Noah, the guys pick the 5 celebrities they get to have sex with (no questions asked), Andy disses Golden Compass, Noah disses Uwe Boll and “busy” people, we learn about the TANboys’ superpowers, and a few celebrities come in to [...]

In this special drunken episode you can play along as the TANGboys play “What WERE You Thinking.” Play along if you dare and see if you are as sick as we are. Leave a comment and let us know how you did…and/or if you would like to hear an episode like this again. Please vote for us at [...]

In this the final TANcast of 2008, you’ll hear Andy talk more about his friggin’ baby, you’ll hear about a kid that loves “cock,” you’ll hear about the “delicious” play Tim wrote, you’ll hear about TANcast’s new “sponsor,” you’ll hear Noah’s review of The Day The Earth Stood Still, you’ll discover the charm of Port [...]

Gather ’round the Christmas tree (or Hanukkah bush), grab a cup of hot coco, and get ready to sing your favorite TANcast Carols…It’s the TANcast Holiday Special! This episode, you’ll hear the boys just say “no” to drugs but “yes” to smoke bombs, you’ll hear some holiday songs from a galaxy far, far away, you’ll hear [...]

In this very tardy episode of TANcast, the TANboys talk G.I. Joe, Dukes of Hazard, Noah’s tasty peanuts, Carl’s Jr. vs Hardee’s, Chick Fillet vs Chick-fil-A, Andy’s spectacular sickness, how to deal with winter temperatures, and the progress since the early days of the internet. Then Andy interrupts Tim’s first BJ, Bush dodges a shoe, Tim [...]

As requested by 4 TANcast listeners…the hour and a half long episode! It’s loooong but there’s some good stuff in there like… Noah’s new podcasting style, Tim advocates goat marriage, we learn how to get Andy’s baby to smile, and UH OH…we talk about Star Trek. (sorry, hater guy…not really) Then to the serious issues: Is Michael [...]

The special, musical ThANksgiving episode is a cornucopia of crap! You’ll feast your ears on talk of Noah’s apartment hunting, Andy and Noah’s TV tips for TiVo vs the internet, Noah’s tiny keyboard, SNL, Tim and Andy’s hate for yams, Andy vs cranberries, annoying noises, more of Andy’s baby poop, Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, City [...]

This week’s show features a “special” guest, a false start, a new chant for gay rights activists, and Fat Hate…and that’s all in the first few minutes. You’ll also hear the TANboys talk James Bond. Tim, Andy, AND Noah will fill you in on the crap they had to deal with at their old jobs. Then [...]

If you can brave the background noise of a Starbucks in Stockton, California, then you’ll enjoy this week’s wacky episode. You’ll hear all about Noah’s wife’s sex dream, find out why Andy’s baby is crying, hear about bodily function mishaps in school, and get some great holiday shopping tips. Quite a few TANflicks this week. The boys [...]

Sorry this episode is so late, but good things come to those who wait…unfortunately, so does this piece of crap. This episode the TANboys debate the merits of cats vs dogs, offend a new minority, give their post election wrap up, try to understand stupid Americans, and introduce the world to “TAN-ing.” Plus they wet your whistle [...]

It’s the TANcast post-Halloween/Pre-Election “Special”. Only a few days left…vote once a day at PodcastAwards.com. TANcast is nominated under “comedy.” This week’s show starts off with so misogyny, deals with the pitfalls of gambling, angry wives, the pros and cons of the economic crisis (goodbye Mervyns, Circuit City, Good Guys, and CompUSA). Next, the TANboys get into the [...]

Sorry for the audio problems…but we didn’t want to put a good foot forward while people might be voting for us at the Podcast Awards In this episode, you’ll hear about Tim and Noah’s Universal Studios Hollywood Adventure…plus you’ll find out how poop can kill romance, hear about an ant invasion, learn very little [...]

Despite the title of this week’s episode, it has nothing to do with nagging wives. It does have to do with a special announcement at the beginning, a general lack of Tim throughout the show, and the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite guest, Geoff. The TANboys (or NAGboys, if you want) talk movies: Seed of Chucky, [...]

Instead of a glorious, special TANwife guest filled celebration of the 20th episode of TANcast…the whole thing goes off the rails and the show falls to pieces. Apologies for the poor audio quality this week. If you can stand to listen, you’ll hear Tim talk Star Trek (Suck it, haters!!!), you’ll hear about the “great” LA [...]

In an episode plagued with technical difficulties, the TANboys discuss Noah’s wedding reception, a cool haunted house in Redwood city (a link to that is coming soon), and why TANWifeCast isn’t likely to happen. Then TANreviews of Grind House, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, and Soul Caliber 4. Plus tales of cross-dressing laundry misadventures, a spew of hate from [...]

In this episode, the TANboys talk sexual harassment, tell the tale of “Angela,” and try to pick up SModcast’s slack. Then an onslaught of TANcast movie reviews past, present and future…featuring: Burn After Reading, Bad Lieutenant, Dark Knight, Jack Frost, American Pie, Ghostbusters 3, and the Day the Earth Stood Still. Then the boys hatch another [...]

This episode starts on the wrong foot and stays there. Noah comes up with an innovative idea for the porn industry. The TANboys discuss pets, life, death, poop, aging, more about poop, and poop consequences. They put a leash on “The Force Unleashed,” give no country for Old Men, bemoan the state of the US [...]

In the first official TANGcast, the boys discuss the pros and cons of Beantown, do a little baby talk, share some stories about airports, and reach out to Giada of the Food Network. All that plus the “great” TV debate, stories of weddings and wedding videos, and great advice for any father-to-be. This week’s TANlaugh submitted by [...]

A very special episode with a very special guest. This episode is sponsored by Tim Babb’s appearance at the Hard Rock Cafe in Boston on September 14th at 9pm…part of the Boston International Comedy Festival. [display_podcast] [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. …yes, even THIS episode needs this warning

The TANboys (complete with peanut gallery) misguidedly reach out to the gay community, clear up some site link mysteries, hurt Noah’s feelings, discover that moms say the darndest things and discuss TANcast’s first offended listener. Also in this episode: important earthquake saftey tips, more potty humor (that leads to tales of drunken debauchery), the [...]

This episode is in memory of Star Trek: The Experience which closed in Las Vegas as this episode was being edited. The good news is, for over half the show, the TANboys explore a single theme. The bad news is, that theme is “breasts.” …Breasts in politics, breasts on the Food Network, breast pumps, [...]

This week, the TANboys (minus one) give the people what they want: more TANG, start a new feature called TANlaughs, discus the misadventures at Tim’s wedding, and tell some stories with the moral “Buyer, beware!” (F@#% MERVYNS!) Then we discuss circumcision (What?!). Geoff takes us through some video game news including a controversial salute to [...]

This time the TANboys diss on some Bed and Breakfasts, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and people who make negative comments on the internet. They return to their favorite debate: supernatural sexual assault. They come up with a new gang initiation, show their ignorance of the gay culture, give Morgan Freeman some great advice, and rip [...]

This week the TANboys start of with a truncated salute to the late Bernie Mac before pissing all over the Olympics, China, and McDonalds! Then they move on to Tim’s Vegas day trip to see Star Trek: The Experience and strike a blow for gay rights. Noah reviews the movie “Be Kind Rewind” and Tim [...]

This time, the TANboys rip off yet another successful podcast as they discuss Wall-E, Hellboy 2, The Dark Knight, and Iron Man. Noah brings some insight to the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud. Then they take an extended journey into the world of inside jokes. They tell frightening tales of deficuitus-interuptus and try to [...]

Well thanks to our brilliant “site administrator” we can’t post the new episode the usual way. But for those of you who are okay doing things the unusual way here it is… Update: The glorious administrator has fixed the problem and now the podcast is available below!  He is all-knowing and all-powerful and is rightly to [...]

In the closest thing they’ve had to an interactive episode, the TAN Boys nuke the fridge, mock 2/3 of our listeners, lament the fickle mistress that is Star Trek, suck themselves off a bit, talk smack about Xbox, create the new business casual, spin a yarn about the worst travel agent ever, reveal why they [...]

This episode was rushed together, so apologies if some of the edits are “sloppy”. … Meanwhile, at the Hall of Anal Injustice… The TAN Boys return to form in the long overdue 7th episode. They talk about inappropriate superhero behavior, continue our anti-Faux News rants, dazzle you with tales of the homeless, and we call in [...]

A grand experiment goes horribly wrong as the TAN Boys are reunited all too briefly (from your point of view, at least) But this episode does feature the premiere of our new, custom-made intro music provided by Rick “DJ Technoid” Reed. (You can visit his website at brainchops.com) [display_podcast] [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature [...]

The TAN boys drop some dead weight and boldly go where no TANcast has gone before with special guest: Geoff. They talk a little Trek, debate the “merits” of the Transformer’s movie, cover weddings-bachelor parties-strip clubs, get a special message from Tim’s old boss, and spend most of the episode telling stories of their days [...]

This episode features the worst/most tasteless/offensive joke we have ever told (and probably will ever tell) on TANcast. Before that, the TAN guys talk the new Toy Story ride at Disney’s California Adventure, touch on the movie Conan the Destroyer, reminisce about a childhood game gone horribly wrong, laugh at some misbehaving Muppets, and [...]

The TAN Boys finally get around to discussing politics…but first they have to get through some really bad impressions, puzzle over internet celebrity, compare modern prime time TV to the classic Incredible Hulk series, get a little guest comedy form comedian/writer Orlando Bishop, discuss helmet wearing babies, and visit the internet’s crappiest website. Then, and [...]

This time, the TAN boys discuss the inspiration that is Smodcast, lament rising gas prices, and make a serious effort to offend women and mothers everywhere…and come close to succeeding. [display_podcast] [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

It’s finally here: The very first episode of TANcast! A long time coming, but well worth the wait… Not really but you waited so reward yourself anyway. [display_podcast] [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.