Knee-Jerk Radio

Still in Berlin, Andy goes all profane and takes a look into swearing: what the *#@! is it all about? 'Difficult Word of the Week' isn't a rude one, but it certainly sounds as if it should be.Andy's band STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) provide the musical break with the song 'A Thirst for Heavy Water', after which Andy regales us with some more anecdotes from his time in Berlin: nutty conspiracy theorists, nude pedestrians, tear gas, baldness inspections and a quaint singles club...well, $*%+ me!Another fine selection of Crap Jokes and the now legendary KJR Quiz and we're done!Thanks for tuning in...www.kneejerkradio.comkneejerkradio@gmail.comwww.my space.com/kneejerkradio

Andy, now in Berlin, where he once lived, lets us into some comic episodes from his time in that fair city involving falling walls, crappy cars, bananas and arrests at gunpoint - yummy!Further tales from the capital of Germany take on a decidedly pornographic and scatalogical bent, so to speak - you have been warned!STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) provide the half-time tune with the song "The First Casualty", before we hit today's 'Difficult Word of the Week' in an attempt to knock some sense into your fat heads...Rant of the week devours the theme of  'Cyberculture', and as usual Andy throws a bit of a wobbler.Next, the glorious return of 'Crap Joke Corner' and another round of the infamous KJR Quiz, and Bob's yer uncle...kneejerkradio@gmail.comwww.kneejerkradio.comwww .myspace.com/kneejerkradioSubscribe on iTunesVote at www.podcastalley.com

This week your intrepid host finds himself in Hong Kong from where he relates an earlier adventure in the Orient involving casinos, whores, illness and physical abnormalities....yikes!Andy's band STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.html) provide the musical interlude with the song 'Towers to the Moon', before the Rant of the Day is launched, this time getting down and dirty with the subject of pornography. Better get some tissues ready!Still no crap jokes, but the show wraps up with yet another apposite and frighteningly erudite offering in the series 'Difficult Word of the Week'.Yeah!kneejerkradio@gmail.comwww.kneejerkradio.com www.myspace.com/kneejerkradioSubscribe on iTunesVote at www.podcastalley.com

Trapped in London due to bungling terrorists and faceless new Prime Ministers, Andy takes us on an informative historical tour of the capital before encountering a few folk he'd rather have avoided.Out of hospital just in time to catch alternative rock band STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) blast through the improbably-titled song "Mass Shoplifting in the Suburbs", Andy then launches into today's theme of Obsessions and Superstitions, while touching wood (so to speak).No crap jokes this week, but a small hand in the mail sack, the KJR Quiz, plus yer old favourite 'Difficult Word of the Week'.Yep, another fine dollop o' Knee-Jerk Radio.kneejerkradio@gmail.comwww.kneejerkradio.comwww.m yspace.com/kneejerkradio

This week Andy is back in the Motherland, and armed with his trusty laptop proceeds to muse on the current state of the British nation from his swish hotel suite.Today's theme is hair, or more correctly, lack of it - yes, that's right, he's taken a shine to the chrome-domes and pulls up that comb-over to take a look at what's lurking underneath.Andy's band STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) provide the musical interlude in the shape of the song "Fortune City Breakout" before we take a look into the Crap Joke Corner for some more groans.Plus all yer old faves like the Quiz, Difficult Word of the Week, and an (un)welcome return for Andy's impromptu campfire acoustic singsong...kneejerkradio@gmail.comwww.kneejerkradio.com www.myspace.com/kneejerkradio 

This week, live from Tangier, Morocco, Andy lifts the lid on some dirty little secrets of podcasting...Next up, a tale of youthful woe in North Africa, and an interruption from the Sultan's aide. Today's tirade targets tattoos (OK, enough of the alliteration already!).Andy's band STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) play the 1974 hit 'When Too Much is Never Enough'.Another helping of Crap Jokes, Difficult Word of the Week, and then a quick grope in the mail sack rounds out the show.Cheers, mate!kneejerkradio@gmail.comwww.kneejerkradio.comwww.my space.com/kneejerkradio

In this week's show Andy announces the winner of last week's quiz - wow!Still in Bulgaria, Andy tells us a little of what he's been up to, before getting into a rant about soap, that seemingly innocuous stuff that is so vital to modern civilization. Somewhere along the way, we learn of his dubious past as a hotel chambermaid, and what went on in the Arab quarters...Andy's band STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) plays the new song 'Two Halves of the Same Thing' before we head into a clutch of Crap Jokes and the Difficult Word of the Week, all soap-related this time.Just for a treat, the show ends with an impromptu acoustic jam and some truly awful singing...you have been warned!www.kneejerkradio.comkneejerkradio@gmail.comwww. myspace.com/kneejerkradio

Ahoy there! A big welcome to Knee-Jerk Radio and its first offering.This week your host Andy introduces himself and tells us a little of his life as a globetrotting business man, and of his past glories as a DJ in Antartica.Today he's broadcasting from Sofia, Bulgaria on his trusty laptop, and he waxes lyrical on the theme of TOILETS.Andy's band STAVKA (www.ardle.net/stavkahome.htm) play the tune 'Coasts of Low Potential', after which we wallow in some crap jokes about crap, and then take the weekly quiz (with fabulous prizes!).Rounding up with some email from listeners (despite this being the first episode), the inaugural episode of Knee-Jerk Radio judders to a halt.See you again next week!www.kneejerkradio.comkneejerkradio@gmail.com