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By Jackson Robles Narrated by Keroberros http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewsto ry.php?psid=270369 "You really think this is a good idea?" Harry wasn't necessarily skeptical. Just confused. Shacklebolt nodded. "I mean, America just needs a few more peace keepers. Just placeholders: it'll be easy! And after everything you've been through the past year, I definitely think that you could use yourself some good old fashioned R&R, don't you?" Harry thought for a moment. "I suppose, sir."

Hosts: AlexG2490, LovlyRita, WeaslyTwinMom Jay's blog, new TOS and Blog Rules, House cup results, Site issues, Podcast distribution, Oprah's search for fans, a chance to win premiere tickets, and more! In The News: JK Contributes to MS Research: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38930972/ Harr y Potter Manuscripts on Display: http://www.hollywoodnews.com/2010/09/19/rare-h andwritten-manuscripts-from-harry-potter-on-display-in- scotland/ Mortal Instruments series is "Next Harry Potter Potential" according to Reelz: http://www.examiner.com/the-mortal-instrument-in -national/reelz-channel-names-mortal-instruments-as-nex t-harry-potter-potential Rupert Grint didn't read book 7: http://www.nerdles.com/2010/09/06/ron-weasley-stayed -away-from-final-harry-potter-book-because-he-was-scare d-of-dying/ Bloomsbury aiming to bolster profits with re-release: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11095468 Oprah wants HP fans: http://www.hollywoodnews.com/2010/09/08/oprah-loo king-for-harry-potter-fans/ Emma Watson: "We're Not Selling Sex": http://www.irishcentral.com/story/ent/amyandrews_ gossipgirl/harry-potters-emma-watson-slams-the-twilight -saga-for-selling-sex-102285164.html Harry Potter Fan Page - you can win tickets to the HP7 Premiere: http://www.hollywoodnews.com/2010/09/16/warne r-bros-asking-harry-potter-fans-to-join-the-final-battl e/ http://www.facebook.com/harrypottermovie?ref=ts Mor e HP7 Stills: http://www.osoblog.tv/2010/09/even_more_harry_p otter_and_the.html http://perezhilton.com/galleries/ind ex.php?pgid=118437&item=1&category_id=newest&category_s tart=0&category_end=4 Radcliffe Weeping: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37766289/ns/toda y-entertainment New Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzfEH0UPEBo .. ..... Kevin McKidd's Kilty Goodness: http://media.photobucket.com/image/kevin%20mc kidd%20kilt/Friagabi/kako_ugrabiti_nevesto_17.jpg Tota l Run Time: 1:44:03

By TheDirigiblePlum Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=280664 Ron is new to the world of Muggle Fairytales. The Tales of Beedle the Bard have served him well over the years, but now he feels it's time to broaden his horizons. Hermione takes up the role of educating him, but she didn't imagine was that Ron would want to put his own spin on every tale she tells...

By EternalAngel Narrated by EternalAngel http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=240865 It's 1940 and Paris has just fallen to the Nazi Regime. A weary traveler comes to England carrying a dangerous secret, and seeks the help and protection of the adept Albus Dumbledore, but there is more danger about than even Albus has anticipated. Can Dumbledore protect the traveler and his secret?.

By ThatRomantic Narrated byThatRomantic http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/vie wstory.php?psid=278954 After Sirius's death Harry is distraught. In her summer reading Hermione comes across a spell that could help Harry and she travels back for Sirius but the spell backfires. Now Hermione faces new challenges of love, lust and Volemort.

By Indigo Seas Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=278204 The heavens shatter, releasing the rain that seems to signal the end of the world.

By butterbeergal Narrated by Keroberros http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewsto ry.php?psid=279010 Lily spies on James alone, by the lake, and sees him in a different light. Could this be the start of something?

Hosts: AlexG2490, Caffeinated, KeroBerros, LovlyRita, Pink_Rook, SamSam, ScooterBug, WeasleyTwinMom Views on the last two movies, literature discussion, Theme Parks, and more! In The News: You Can Now Get a BA in Harry Potter: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wear-11011 279 Emma Watson looks like Peter Pan: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38578874/ns/today-en tertainment/ Dan Radcliffe apologizes for missing Comic Con: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/07/dan iel-radcliffe-apologizes-comic-con-harry-potter.html D an's View of 7th Movie: http://entertainment.gather.com/viewArticle.acti on?articleId=281474978451054 Stills from the movie: http://ifmagazine.com/new.asp?article=10044 Har ry Potter as Good Literature: http://mindreap.com/2009/12/04/in-defense-o f-harry-potter-the-tao-of-self-analysis/ LOtR Theme Park due to HP Park's Success?: http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-16-lord-of-the -rings-theme-park-on-its-way AVPS Sequel: http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/07/23/a-very-potter -musical-has-a-sequel-and-its-online/ Total Run Time: 1:34:07

Hosts: LovlyRita, AlexG2490, Keroberros, WeasleyTwinMom Stories: Ron's Weakness by Writergirl8 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?cha pterid=407186 Six Months, Three Weeks, and Two Days by MusicBox http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory .php?sid=402122&i=1 Some Kind Of Wonderful by soliloquoy http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?cha pterid=397786 Total Run Time: 42:33 Who on Earth is the actress in this banner?: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory .php?psid=218817

By EternalAngel Narrated by EternalAngel http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=240865 It's 1940 and Paris has just fallen to the Nazi Regime. A weary traveler comes to England carrying a dangerous secret, and seeks the help and protection of the adept Albus Dumbledore, but there is more danger about than even Albus has anticipated. Can Dumbledore protect the traveler and his secret?

By LaDorki Narrated by Bgii_2000 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=196121 Count the trio; one, two, three. Monitor final breaths, watch first tears, observe the last one standing. Three, two, one; witness them fall. A piece that examines death and its aftermath. Written Pre-DH.

Hosts: LovlyRita, Jay, AlexG2490, Scooterbug8515 Stories: Simply Put by Long_live_luna_bellatrix: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid =282130 Floating By Galawen: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid =284035 The Thirteenth Dementor by The Other Dobby: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid =256429 Total Run Time: 50:53

By LovlyRita Narrated by keroberros http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewsto ry.php?psid=250305 Lily Evans and Severus Snape haven't spoken since that ghastly incident at Hogwarts during their OWLS in fifth year. When she goes to his house on a black Christmas Eve night, will she be able to speak to him and forgive him, or will his exclamation really be the end of their friendship.

Participants: Butterbeergal, Eternalangelkiss, Keroberros and Scooterbug8515 Running Time: 21:27 Muggle-born Registration Committee: What the Muggle-born Registration Committee is and just who it affects. Inside scoop from the Ministry itself including what Dolores Umbridge is doing under the guise of the Committee Infiltration of the Ministry and Daily Prophet by Death Eaters, including their influence over the new Minister Pius Thicknesse. What can be done to protect yourself, Muggle-borns and Muggles from not only Death Eaters but also Snatchers - enchantments and information about going in to hiding. Password for the next show is Kecker.

Cast members include: LovlyRita- Yak Drecklin- BlackFront Kaityb- A. Very Almonster- Nautiical Eridanus- Carrot Topics include the reasons why you should join the Dark Lord, what happens if you DON'T join the Dark Lord, the glorious state of our wizarding schools, and other very Death Eater Friendly topics!

PrincessPadfoot=Rowena ravenclawwriter= Raven (Luna) BoredOneNight= Riot Jazzeh Turnip=Radish Calypso= Rhea Overview: Fellow Ravenclaws chat about the events leading up to the battle of Hogwarts

Participants: Broomsticks, GinnyCullen, Krazybouharryginny, Septyrikon and SlytherinPrincess55. Running Time: 27:50 Part One: Harry Potter support – don't do it openly as you might get in trouble, and Harry wouldn't want anyone getting in trouble for supporting him. Things going on at Hogwarts – the teachers supporting HP – the students supporting HP - The Carrow siblings teaching dark arts - Snape is seen as Death Eater, not Order since he killed Dumbledore. Romulus is helping his wife who just recently gave birth to a beautiful baby boy who takes after his mother on the talent side. Royal is dealing with ministry business (segue to the ministry updates announce who is doing this) Ministry reports: Minister is still under Death Eater control. Umbridge still going on about her Muggleborn registration Ministry still does not care about muggle deaths. Deaths: Deaths the Ministry and Prophet think are not important to discuss. Dobby - that he died at the hand of Bellatrix at the Malfoy Manor where the trio escaped. Muggle family who died by Death Eaters who then set the house on fire. Seven Muggles died due to this and Muggle authorities says it was arson. Potter sightings: Harry potter was last seen at the Malfoy Manor with some Death Eaters say Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas, Griphook thg goblin Ollivander the wandmaker and Harry, Hermione and Ron all got away with Dean, Luna and Griphook Friendly reminders: Keep the muggles around you protected keep you and your family safe first but cast a few protective spells. Taboo issue. Don’t say his name folks you could be caught by the snatchers. Keep twiddling those dials, the next password will be Spiders and Butterflies, keep each other safe, keep faith and good night. Part Two: The break-in at Gringotts: Rumours of events, Charlie and Hagrid say the dragon is okay. Battle of Hogwarts: Post battle assessment - Hogwarts repair work, things that were damaged - McGonagall new Headmistress - List the who died in the battle including Snape being killed by Dumbledore. Turn around of the Malfoy’s – Narcissa’s role in saving Harry and the search for Draco. Rise of the House Elves List of Death Eaters that have been killed or captured Other news: The Taboo is over. You can say Voldemort if you want Kingsley Shacklebolt is the temporary Minister for Magic Parties that have been attended and are being thrown to celebrate victory in battle and the defeat of Lord Voldemort.

By Writeyourheartout Narrated by jazzeh turnip http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.p hp?psid=286490 You were Sirius. And me? You probably don’t even remember my name. For I was closer a number on a list or a notch in your bedpost than I ever was a name to you. A small confession from a forgettable fangirl. The unrequited love of just another number.

Hosted by Keroberros, Eternalangelkiss, Scooterbug8515 with special guest LovlyRita Running Time: 01:11:45 ‘Hufflepuff Moments of the Week’ Articles: My Mother Squeezes My Spots Because I’m Too Lazy http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/ lorna-gardiner-spoils-her-son-levi-closer-real-life.asp x?dateonline=Tuesday+06+July+2010 Poodle Raises Baby Squirrels: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/and-f inallybizarre-real-life-stories-1862172.html?action=Pop up&ino=10 Order for Pembrokeshire Badger Cull http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west_wales/10516 939.stm Psychic Octopus Predicts World Cup Winner http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10566287.stm V oldemort vs Victoria http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b188484_twilig ht_vs_harry_potter_team_victoria.html So after recording, it turns out that the octopus was indeed right and that Spain did win the World Cup. Well done!

Thanks to AphelionX at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

By Nar Narrated by Scooterbug8515 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/vie wstory.php?psid=272808 Intolerance. Discrimination. That's all it is. Al's dad told him that Slytherin was all right, and that means it isn't fair how people treat them. Al's realized he has to fix this, and the return of the Triwizard Tournament to Hogwarts after 23 years might be the perfect opportunity to do so. But it's definitely not going to be easy.

Thanks to AphelionX at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

The HPFF staff who aren't lucky enough to be going to Infinitus would like to express their feelings. Musically. Now with tasty 8-bit graphics! LYRICS: We're gonna be fine. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. It's hard to think of all the fun we're missing. Oh Infinitus... We'd go if we could, but we just can't. Have some fun for all of us, and don't forget to come back. Cause we'll really miss you while you're on holiday. You say "Hi" to Linda, we'll just stay here with Jay. Cause the staff can't all go, it's a really low blow, for the staffers who are left behind. Well some lack the money. Some would just have too far to go. Some of us can't get time off from our jobs. And some have big weekends, like weddings or midterms or finals. Nevermind, don't think of us, just go and have a good time. Now we're really sorry and we don't mean to whine, and our jealous feelings will fade away in time. So we're glad it's a blast, and we'll see you when it's passed, yes the staffers who are left behind. Go ahead and leave us. I think we'll have just as much fun here. Maybe we'll just have ourselves a party. Like a queue party! That was a joke. HAHA. Fat Chance. Please post pics up on your blog. It's like the least you could do. Look at us still talking when there's reading to do. If we all knocked off then who would manage the queue? I've Dramiones to read, There's an 'NC' rated scene, for the staffers who are left behind. And believe me we really don't mind. We really want you to have a good time. It's so FANTASTIC it's your time to shine. Just don't listen when we start to cry. Cause when you're there we will be left behind. LEFT BEHIND. left behind...

The HPFF staff who aren't lucky enough to be going to Infinitus would like to express their feelings. Musically. LYRICS: We're gonna be fine. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. It's hard to think of all the fun we're missing. Oh Infinitus... We'd go if we could, but we just can't. Have some fun for all of us, and don't forget to come back. Cause we'll really miss you while you're on holiday. You say "Hi" to Linda, we'll just stay here with Jay. Cause the staff can't all go, it's a really low blow, for the staffers who are left behind. Well some lack the money. Some would just have too far to go. Some of us can't get time off from our jobs. And some have big weekends, like weddings or midterms or finals. Nevermind, don't think of us, just go and have a good time. Now we're really sorry and we don't mean to whine, and our jealous feelings will fade away in time. So we're glad it's a blast, and we'll see you when it's passed, yes the staffers who are left behind. Go ahead and leave us. I think we'll have just as much fun here. Maybe we'll just have ourselves a party. Like a queue party! That was a joke. HAHA. Fat Chance. Please post pics up on your blog. It's like the least you could do. Look at us still talking when there's reading to do. If we all knocked off then who would manage the queue? I've Dramiones to read, There's an 'NC' rated scene, for the staffers who are left behind. And believe me we really don't mind. We really want you to have a good time. It's so FANTASTIC it's your time to shine. Just don't listen when we start to cry. Cause when you're there we will be left behind. LEFT BEHIND. left behind...

Come celebrate with the Harry Potter Fan Fiction Podcast as we celebrate our 100th release over four years! Wahoo!

Hosts: AlexG2490, AnnaKay, Jay, GeorgiaWeasley, LovlyRita, Keroberros, ScooterBug8515, WeasleyTwinMom HP Actors prepare to go their separate ways, JuiNoWriMo, Sweet Dreams of HPFF, and much much more with the largest panel to date! HPFF Dreams: http://www.fictioncentral.net/hpforum/index.php ?app=blog&module=display§ion=blog&blogid=431&showen try=2954 http://www.fictioncentral.net/hpforum/index.ph p?app=blog&module=display§ion=blog&blogid=431&showe ntry=2961 http://www.fictioncentral.net/hpforum/index.p hp?app=blog&module=display§ion=blog&blogid=425&show entry=3100 In The News: HP in last week of filming; Emma bids costars goodbye: http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_e mma-watson-throws-party-to-bid-farewell-to-harry-potter -co-stars_1398731 Rupert Grint has an Ice Cream truck (also some epilogue stuff): http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1641782/201006 17/story.jhtml "Oh Danny Boy...." Dan Radcliffe is a Singer: http://www.realbollywood.com/news/2010/06/radcl iffe-stuns-harry-potter-costars-singing-skills.html Ha rry Potter Themed Field Day: http://www.citizen.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/ 20100619/GJNEWS02/706199926/-1/CITNEWS More Info about the HP Theme Park: http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/tv/la-c a-harry-potter-20100704,0,5601716.story Padma Patil Actress Threatened: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3 037196/Family-attack-on-Harry-Potter-girl.html Emma Watson Breaks Up: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2010/03/15/emma-watson -and-jay-barrymore-break-up Emma Watson in a Music Video: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/2 010/06/28/2010-06-28_emma_watson_stars_in_george_craigs _music_video_for_one_night_onlys_say_you_dont_.html To tal Running Time: 2:26:17 For your Education: Don't Overpronate everyone! http://www.bostonrunningcompany.com/images/pr onation.jpg Ravenclaw Ties: http://www.amazon.com/Deluxe-Harry-Potter-Ravencl aw-Tie/dp/B001DYEJJU StarKidPotter Sequel premiers July 22nd. So get a shirt from them: http://www.annarbortshirtcompany.com/teamstarkid

Hosts: LovlyRita, PrincessPadfoot, LilyandJamesfan, Keroberros. Stories: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid =280664 Muggle Fairytales: As Improved by Ron Weasley by TheDirigiblePlum http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/ viewstory.php?psid=277199 Children’s Crusade by TheElderWand http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/vie wstory.php?psid=271529 Losing Harry by Taylorj828 Total Run Time: 57:08

By Moondanser83 Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=251144 I do not want to fight. I do not want to kill. My only wish is to escape this gilded cage of privilege. To never again have to wear diamonds and a plastic smile.

Hosts: LovlyRita, PrincessPadfoot, LilyandJamesfan, Keroberros. http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php? psid=273432 Für Das Größere Wohl by TimTheEnchanter http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/v iewstory.php?psid=276271 A Transparent, Multicolored Werewolf by PropertyoftheHBP http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/ viewstory.php?psid=283455He Did, Eh? By FannyPrice http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=278401 Draw, O Coward by Unwritten_Curse *BONUS* http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid =284606 When You Bring A Pancake To Life... by American Ginny Total Run Time: 56:08

The sixth episode of the podcast features three amazing stories by three authors with hosts LovlyRita, AlexG2490 and Scooterbug8515 Story Seekers Episode 6: And The American Svengali by Jackson Robles http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.p hp?psid=270369 Lest We Forget by 1917Farmgirl http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=278079 At the Funeral by Odyssey http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory. php?psid=267622 Total running time: 44:28

Hosts: AlexG2490, LovlyRita, SnitchSista The experiences of an extra, interesting views of Daniel Radcliffe, and more. In The News: May 2 is now "Harry Potter Status Day": http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?article Id=281474978212101 Unless I miss my dates, all 4 Twilight movies will be released before all the Harry Potter movies: http://ontheflix.com/2010/05/05/summit-says-twi light-breaking-dawn-will-hit-theaters-on-nov-18/ Tom Felton writes "Thank you" letter to JK: http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/news-by-in dustry/et-cetera/Harry-Potter-star-pens-thank-you-lette r-to-Rowling/articleshow/5892842.cms School kids ask Potter stars questions in webcast: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/School-ki ds-meet-star-of.6268126.jp Dan Radcliffe to appear in "How TO Succeed in Business Without Really Trying": http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/04/harr y-potters-danielle-radcliffe-not-nude-but-knows-how-to- succeed.html "Hagrid's" Painting fails to sell: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/86794 60.stm Dan is the 5th richest millionaire under 30: http://www.celebrity-mania.com/news/view/00012720.h tml Bonnie Wright Allegedly Engaged: http://www.sheknows.com/articles/815092/bonnie -wright-and-jamie-campbell-bower-engaged-1 Total Running Time: 1:27:52 All the periodic elements in less than a minute? Impossible, I say!

By Various Authors Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=99506 We invite you to imagine a dream world where all your favorite characters reside. Ponder a world of nonsense and magic where the greatest triumphs and tragedies of each character are yours to behold. As each character prepares to face Voldemort, step through the looking glass and glimpse their world as you've never seen it before. Welcome to the HPFF Anniversary Story.

By LindaSnape Narrated by PrincessPadfoot http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/vi ewstory.php?psid=279437 James and Sirius were always crazy, but Lily thinks they're absolutely mad when they suggest to name her unborn child Elvendork. That is not something that's going to happen any time soon.

By Nar Narrated by Scooterbug8515 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/vie wstory.php?psid=272808 Intolerance. Discrimination. That's all it is. Al's dad told him that Slytherin was all right, and that means it isn't fair how people treat them. Al's realized he has to fix this, and the return of the Triwizard Tournament to Hogwarts after 23 years might be the perfect opportunity to do so. But it's definitely not going to be easy.

The Fifth episode of the story seekers podcast has a theme, 2 panel members and 4 stories picked by each house! The Headmistressess Office by History Repeats http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory .php?psid=269936 Orange Groves by Celestie http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory .php?psid=274191 La Lavande by Eridanus http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory .php?psid=279197 Thunderous by Indigo Seas http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.ph p?psid=278204 Total Running time: 37:17

Hosts: AlexG2490, ScooterBug Guest: Greg McCarthy Come listen as HPFF interviews a professional, published author who wrote his book during NaNoWriMo 2007. In this episode we speak with Greg McCarthy, author of the legal thriller The Price of Life. Published by Otherworld Publications, Greg’s debut novel is a taut, suspenseful book about a family in crisis, a lawyer struggling to find meaning in his career, and the lengths to which some people will go when they believe justice is denied. The book will be released on September 16, 2010, and preorder begins July 1st at www.gregmccarthybooks.com. Thanks to Chuck Ramone from www.newgrounds.com for the use of his theme music. Visit Greg's website at www.gregmccarthybooks.com, where you can sign up for his e-mail distribution list, or become a fan on Facebook or Twitter. Total Running Time: 1:46:08

Hosts: AlexG2490, LovlyRita, WeasleyTwinMom In The News: HP Theme Park Date Opening Announced: http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/ 2010-03-25-wizarding-world-of-harry-potter-opening-date _N.htm Chicago Tribune discusses what Butterbeer will tasts like: http://www.chicagotribune.com/travel/ct-talk-univ ersal-harry-potter-butterbeer20100329,0,6388181.story Become a Facebook Fan and win a Harry Potter Spells App: http://www.harrypotterspage.com/2010/03/30/become- a-fb-fan-and-win-harry-potter-spells-app/ Total Running Time: 21:31

HPFF will be interviewing an author in the very near future. The novel is a legal thriller called The Price of Life, and the author is Greg McCarthy. The novel was written during NaNoWriMo, something we're all familiar with. The book is up for preorder this summer and will be released in September. So even though it's not about Harry Potter per se, we thought this would be a great chance for you all who love writing to get inside the mind of a real, published author. So ask what you will - how to start a work or finish it, where inspiration comes from, or his favorite ice cream flavor. Anything! Ask questions on the HPPC forums or on our Twitter or Facebook pages, and we'll ask the author. Also, watch the podcast for a special recording of the prologue in the next week. http://www.harrypotterpodcast.com/forums/index.ph p?/topic/59494-hpff-author-chat/page__view__getnewpost? s=cf760765f4eff8727a484a86977a5126

By Nar Narrated by Scooterbug8515 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/vie wstory.php?psid=272808 Intolerance. Discrimination. That's all it is. Al's dad told him that Slytherin was all right, and that means it isn't fair how people treat them. Al's realized he has to fix this, and the return of the Triwizard Tournament to Hogwarts after 23 years might be the perfect opportunity to do so. But it's definitely not going to be easy.

Hosts: AlexG2490, LovlyRita, ScooterBug, and WeasleyTwinMom HPFF at Infinitus, HPPC Social Networking, Haitian relief, 3D, and more. In The News: Jobs now opening at HP Theme Park: http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2010/1/19/new-w izarding-world-of-harry-potter-attraction-jobs-open JK Rowling donates books to Haiti Relief: http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2010/1/22/jk- rowling-donates-signed-set-of-harry-potter-books-to-hel ping-haiti-heal Follow @realjohngreen for more info on Haitian Relief. Donation Link: http://thehpalliance.org/haiti/prizes/index.html# maureenjohn Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 3D: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-124682 3/Final-Harry-Potter-And-The-Deathly-Hallows-films-3D.h tml Dan Radcliffe talks about filming in Scotland: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/showbiz/celebrit y-news/2010/01/10/exclusive-harry-potter-star-daniel-ra dcliffe-on-the-final-film-s-scottish-adventures-86908-2 1956141/ Owl Adoptions on the Rise: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&s id=aEB5EjrMjx.o Total Running Time: 1:45:54

By JuicyJuice Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psi d=251462 Seventeen years after the vanquishing of Voldemort, Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione battle with a formidable and unfamiliar enemy: their own decaying and changing relationships. For the first time in their lives, love is not simple, and love is not always the answer.

The fourth episode of the story seekers podcast has a theme and contains 2 special guests! Lily and Me by harrylilyjames http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/vie wstory.php?psid=259477 Family Friction by Lily_Ginny_mione http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/v iewstory.php?psid=278645 What Would the Neighbours Think? by iamsnape http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory .php?psid=277458 Total Running time: 34:31

The third episode of the story seekers podcast brings special panelists and three new stories to enjoy! We Were Brave Once by JuicyJuice http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewsto ry.php?psid=251462 Al Potter and his Very Epic Plan by Nar http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php? psid=272808 Resident Closet Explorer by Mini_moony http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewsto ry.php?psid=277847 Total Running Time:27:06

Hey all! AlexG2490 here! I made this recording of the staff vacation up at the Hotel Alpin in the Swiss Alps. We were going to do some skiing but the weather took a turn for the worst and we ended up staying inside the cabin trying to stay warm instead. I wanted to make this a video podcast but none of the ladies would let me do it because apparently it's hard to get your hair in line in a cabin in the cold in a blizzard. So, I just ripped the audio stream off the video and I'm sending that. Hope you all enjoy this audio greeting card from the staff.

The HPFF Christmas Drama for 2009. Various staff members take you on a little Christmas journey...

By Various Authors Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=99506 We invite you to imagine a dream world where all your favorite characters reside. Ponder a world of nonsense and magic where the greatest triumphs and tragedies of each character are yours to behold. As each character prepares to face Voldemort, step through the looking glass and glimpse their world as you've never seen it before. Welcome to the HPFF Anniversary Story.

Hosts: AlexG2490, Lauren, LovlyRita, ScooterBug, WeasleyTwinMom NaNo Rundown, Staff Office Parties and Vacation, Harry Potter news, and more! In The News: "Ginny" & "Grindlewald" actors dating?: http://laineygossip.com/Bonnie_Wright_and_Jami e_Campbell_Bower_dating_and_Toby_Regbo_to_play_Young_Du mbledore_.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0 Dan Radcliffe to appear naked in DH: http://www.sundaymercury.net/entertainment-news/cel ebrity-news/2009/12/11/daniel-radcliffe-to-get-naked-in -harry-potter-66331-25369958/ Note on source: "Sunday Mercury is a Sunday newspaper published in Birmingham, UK. A tabloid, with a sensationalist streak, it is owned by Trinity Mirror and produced in the same newsroom as The Birmingham Post and The Birmingham Mail." http://gossipandgab.com/893/harry-potter-sex-s cene-going-too-far/comment-page-1 Tom Felton weighs in on nude scene: http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/12/11/harry- potter-star-tom-felton-on-playing-draco-malfoy-in-death ly-hallows-and-beyond/ Tom Felton describes final showdown as "Western Syle": http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2009/12/11/harry-p otter-and-the-deathly-hallows-epic-battle-will-be-a-wes tern-style-showdown-says-tom-felton/ Matt Lewis wants Judi Dench to play his grandmother: http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2009/4/2 7/matt-lewis-to-film-scenes-for-harry-potter-and-the-de athly-hallows-in-october Schools adopt a sort of "House System": http://fort-greene.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/12/1 0/fly-in-the-owls-loughlin-goes-hogwarts/ Senator says health care reform is like Harry Potter: http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705349321/Or rin-Hatch-compares-reform-to-Harry-Potter-fiction.html Another fantasy novel compared to Harry Potter: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/200 9/11/is-percy-jacksons-mythology-too-close-to-harry-pot ters-magic.html Total Running Time: 2:06:55 Beware the Poof Bangs! http://www.livinglocurto.com/wp-content/uploads /2009/07/amyk.jpg http://static.newmoonmovie.org/nmm/i mages/jasper-hale-jackson-rathbone-hair-new-moon.jpg h ttp://media.photobucket.com/image/Jon%20Bon%20Jovi%2019 80%252527s/suwarnaadi/bon-jovi-BigHair.jpg http://medi a.photobucket.com/image/Jon%20Bon%20Jovi%201980%252527s /rolltider17/Bon%20Jovi/bonjovi4.jpg And finally Alex's haircut: http://www.mr-flibble.com/Dwain-Dibley/Dwain% 20Dibley.jpg

The second episode of the Story Seekers podcast includes three stories: A Stocking for Dobby by Pookha: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory. php?psid=236888 Fragments by Joanne K: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?p sid=273194 Beetles and Butterflies by Saladorcellardoor http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psi d=271599 Total Run Time: 17.52

Hosts: AlexG2490, Annina, Jay, LovlyRita, Leigh H, ScooterBug, WeasleyTwinMom Topics, Topic, Topics, and more! In The News: HP iPhone App (Did we talk about this or not? I can't remember.): http://www.chipchicklets.com/2009/11/harry -potter-spells-app.html Dan Radcliffe allegedly photographed smoking Marijuana: http://www.globally.co.uk/harry-potter-star -allegedly-photographed-smoking-drugs-2219/ Radcliffe Denies Allegations: http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/ idUSB2080220091113 http://www.businessinsider.com/henr y-blodget-harry-potter-star-radcliffe-im-not-a-pothead- 2009-11 Bonnie Wright, who plays Ginny Weasley, get a Twitter feed: http://www.harrypotterspage.com/2009/11/17/bonni e-wright-another-harry-potter-star-on-twitter/ Twilig ht Replaces Harry Potter and Star Wars as Pre-Release Seller: http://www.examiner.com/x-4908-Twilight-Examin er~y2009m11d16-The-Twilight-Saga-New-Moon-replaces-Harr y-Potter-and-Star-Wars-as-top-presale-ticketing Malw are Attacks Twilight Fans: http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/154852 Fresh on the Heels of Previous Statements, RPat Says He Was A "Prat" On HP Set: http://entertainment.stv.tv/new-moon/news/137641- robert-pattison-i-was-a-prat-on-harry-potter/ Potter Fans May Get A Chance To Attend Orlando Attraction Opening: http://www.hpana.com/news.21003.html Contest Rules: http://www.theroadtohogwarts.com/prizes_rules.h tml HBP Script and Score Available Online: http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2009/11/13/a uthentic-script-online-for-harry-potter-and-the-half-bl ood-prince Total Running Time: 1:36:36

Hosts: Drecklin, Stargazer, Vampire Kisses The HPFF Prefects discuss contests, site outages, and share some writing. Due to site problems and severe communication problems, this podcast that was recorded four months ago is only now seeing the light of day. A lot of the topics are therefore out of date, but the people who worked hard on it deserve to have their work shared with the rest of us. The podcast staff sincerely apologizes for the whole process taking so long due to us not getting your messages, and we hope that you aren’t soured by the experience to the point that you won’t want to create another episode. Total Running Time: 27:20

A poem written and read out by Wildheart for HPFFSAD

By Snitchsista Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=218835 Sequel to 'The Essay.' Ron and Hermione have escaped the bathroom, but have they escaped their other worries?

Hosts: AlexG2490, Alli, LisaMacKay, SpringTime, WeasleyTwinMom The Weather of New Zealand, NaNoWriMo, TAs being checked, the Pajama Party, Potter News, and more! Writing Software on the forums: http://www.fictioncentral.net/hpforum/index.ph p?showtopic=57918 In The News: Harry Potter Pumpkin Carving Templates: http://www.huliq.com/8326/88004/free-harry- potter-pumpkin-carving-templates-are-popular Dan Radcliffe buys expensive NY house: http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Lif estyle/Story/STIStory_444829.html Quidditch at Tufts: http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/medford/200 9/10/tufts_students_bring_harry_pot.html Real Harry Potter mocked: http://www.nationalledger.com/ledgerpop/articl e_272628653.shtml Proposed HP themed attraction at Kryal Castle: http://www.thecourier.com.au/news/local/news/g eneral/harry-potter-proposal-for-kryal-castle/1657927.a spx Robert Pattinson glad he quit Potter: http://www.theinsider.com/news/2961139_Robert_ Pattinson_I_m_Glad_I_Quit_Harry_Potter And finally, while not really a Harry Potter story... Windows 7 beats HP record for preorders at Amazon.co.uk: http://www.ibtimes.co.in/articles/200910 23/most-awaited-windowsbeats-harry-potter-uk-sets-recor d.htm Total Running Time: 2:13:36

Hosts: LovlyRita, Springtime The first episode of the Story Seekers podcast includes three stories: Snow Red by GubraithianFire: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/v iewstory.php?psid=265830 Names by Pognotrophy: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=267881 The Fastest Yet by Racing Co: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psi d=265228 Total Run Time: 20:01

Hosts: AlexG2490, BitterEpiphany, WeasleyTwinMom, LovlyRita JK Rowling is a comic book character, LovlyRita almost talks to CNN, HBP Discussion, and more! In The News: JK Rowling comic book: http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/09/08/exclusive-h arry-potter-author-jk-rowling-next-female-force-biograp hy-comic-book-subject/ Total Running Time: 1:36:05

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

Thanks to Sergey Eybog at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

Thanks to Sergey Eybog at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

Thanks to Sergey Eybog at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

Thanks to Sergey Eybog at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

Hosts: AlexG2490, AndrinaBlack, Leigh H., LovlyRita The HPFF staff discuss the weather (really), the forums, podcast developments, Fan Fiction, and Harry Potter news. In the news: Ghastly Collection of Maleficent Onscreen Minors: http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20286415,00.htm l LovlyRita’s Website - Beatles Fan Fiction: http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/random3/Diabolica l_cucumbers/Part1.html [M] DVD Sales Slump - Each Potter film has sold less DVDs than its predecessors: http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news /...0,2873422.story [12+] HP DVD sets - some contain an HD-DVD instead of Blu-Ray: http://consumerist.com/5298659/this-harry-...a -hd+dvd-player [12+] Publisher claims that Rowling copied large sections from another book: http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainme...E55E 6HZ20090615 [12+] Potter hits IMAX 2 weeks late: http://www.seattlepi.com/movies/407031_tvgmovies9 .html [12+] Splitting Point Revealed: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomple... vid-yates-.html [12+] Unofficial Harry Potter Musical created by students (Link is 12+ but you continue to the musical at your own mature risk): http://www.examiner.com/x-11093-Harry-Potter-Exa miner~y2009m6d20-Floo-powder-power-Unofficial-Harry-Pot ter-musical Total Running Time: 1:55:34

Thanks to Sergey Eybog at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

Thanks to Sergey Eybog at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

Thanks to AphelionX at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music.

Hosts: AlexG2490, BitterEpiphany, LisaMacKay, LovlyRita The staffers discuss the T word, Queue Closures, and Site Riddles. Chemistry mishaps are also discussed, as well as childhood novel memories and summer blockbusters. Apologies for the long podcast. There’s a vote up in the podcast section of the forums asking if you all really enjoyed the three hours of randomness, or if we finally went too far. In the news: Harry Potter set visit up for grabs: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/a...g27 kAdroIv5iDZA Ron’s Quidditch Helmet: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/b/0/1b0...76 b79572f9c.jpg Harry Potter Uniforms for Sale: http://news.scotsman.com/scotland/Go-back-...l-in .5298349.jp Lochaven International Harry Potter Store: http://www.lochaveninternational.com/store...t_c ategory_id=6 Potter Parody: http://media.www.thespartandaily.com/media...s- 3740376.shtml Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Bitter Epiphany’s Evil Bunny: http://www.flickr.com/photos/waxwingedfae/ Tota l Running Time: 3:06:04

Hosts: AlexG2490, BitterEpiphany, LisaMacKay, LovlyRita The staffers discuss the T word, Queue Closures, and Site Riddles. Chemistry mishaps are also discussed, as well as childhood novel memories and summer blockbusters. Apologies for the long podcast. There’s a vote up in the podcast section of the forums asking if you all really enjoyed the three hours of randomness, or if we finally went too far. In the news: Harry Potter set visit up for grabs: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/a...g27 kAdroIv5iDZA Ron’s Quidditch Helmet: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/b/0/1b0...76 b79572f9c.jpg Harry Potter Uniforms for Sale: http://news.scotsman.com/scotland/Go-back-...l-in .5298349.jp Lochaven International Harry Potter Store: http://www.lochaveninternational.com/store...t_c ategory_id=6 Potter Parody: http://media.www.thespartandaily.com/media...s- 3740376.shtml Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Bitter Epiphany’s Evil Bunny: http://www.flickr.com/photos/waxwingedfae/ Tota l Running Time: 3:06:04

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

Hosts: AlexG2490, Andrina Black, LovlyRita The staffers spend time avoiding everything on their lists, finally getting around to April Fools', the new Half Blood Prince trailer, and the resolution to the Harry Potter Lexicon issue, all while enduring technical difficulties of the worst kind yet. Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 1:16:43

By C D Johnson Narrated by SnitchSista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=219798 Harry, Ron and Hermione are about to enter their 7th and final year at Hogwarts. But before he died, Dumbledore left Harry a task to complete; to find and destroy the Horcruxes. The trio now have to make a choice; Hogwarts or Horcruxes... Or can they do both? With the magical element of a timeturner, they accomplish this task, and return for a final year full of friendship, romance, action and adventure, on the path to finish Voldemort for good

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

By C D Johnson Narrated by SnitchSista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=219798 Harry, Ron and Hermione are about to enter their 7th and final year at Hogwarts. But before he died, Dumbledore left Harry a task to complete; to find and destroy the Horcruxes. The trio now have to make a choice; Hogwarts or Horcruxes... Or can they do both? With the magical element of a timeturner, they accomplish this task, and return for a final year full of friendship, romance, action and adventure, on the path to finish Voldemort for good

Hosts: AlexG2490, GeorgiaWeasley, Leigh H., Snitchsista The staff discuss all manner of things - love, luck, life, losing The Game, and even some topics that don't start with "L". The Friday the 13th chat includes some sad topics, but fortunately no murders by people in hockey masks. Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 1:14:23

By C D Johnson Narrated by SnitchSista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=219798 Harry, Ron and Hermione are about to enter their 7th and final year at Hogwarts. But before he died, Dumbledore left Harry a task to complete; to find and destroy the Horcruxes. The trio now have to make a choice; Hogwarts or Horcruxes... Or can they do both? With the magical element of a timeturner, they accomplish this task, and return for a final year full of friendship, romance, action and adventure, on the path to finish Voldemort for good

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

The HPFF Christmas Drama for 2008. Various staff members take you on a little Christmas journey...

By C D Johnson Narrated by SnitchSista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=219798 Harry, Ron and Hermione are about to enter their 7th and final year at Hogwarts. But before he died, Dumbledore left Harry a task to complete; to find and destroy the Horcruxes. The trio now have to make a choice; Hogwarts or Horcruxes... Or can they do both? With the magical element of a timeturner, they accomplish this task, and return for a final year full of friendship, romance, action and adventure, on the path to finish Voldemort for good

Hosts: AlexG2490, AndrinaBlack, Flissy, Leigh. H, LovlyRita The Tales of Beedle the Bard released, an impromptu review of a year of staff chats including gratuitious toast references, a trailer of the upcoming Christmas Eve drama, and more! Mind the long silences! Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 44:20

By C D Johnson Narrated by SnitchSista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=219798 Harry, Ron and Hermione are about to enter their 7th and final year at Hogwarts. But before he died, Dumbledore left Harry a task to complete; to find and destroy the Horcruxes. The trio now have to make a choice; Hogwarts or Horcruxes... Or can they do both? With the magical element of a timeturner, they accomplish this task, and return for a final year full of friendship, romance, action and adventure, on the path to finish Voldemort for good

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

Hosts: AlexG2490, AndrinaBlack, SamSam Special Guest: SilverThimble

Hosts: AlexG2490, SamSam, Snitchsista A short piece discussing the new Half Blood Prince trailer that, of course, degenerates into randomness. Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 58:10

By SilverThimble Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psi d=235103 Ginny, suffering depression after the death of her and Harry's baby, finds out a terrible secret about her husband. Music credits: Ozark Mountain Daredevils Klaus Doldinger David Arnold Valve The Adventure Company

By Moondanser83 Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=244744 Oneshot: A snapshot of a moment forever frozen. The following moment is the end of the final battle as told by Hermione

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

Hosts: AlexG2490, Bitter Epiphany, Jay, SamSam The Harry Potter Lexicon gets Sacked, Hari Puttar, Dan Radcliffe's shoes, Jay Talks Britishisms, Deathly Hallows Movie Halved, and Magic Classes in UK Schools, a mysterious dinging sound, and more! Y'all come back now, y'hear? Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 1:16:43

By Various Authors Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=99506 We invite you to imagine a dream world where all your favorite characters reside. Ponder a world of nonsense and magic where the greatest triumphs and tragedies of each character are yours to behold. As each character prepares to face Voldemort, step through the looking glass and glimpse their world as you've never seen it before. Welcome to the HPFF Anniversary Story.

Hosts: AlexG2490, Andrina Black, Flissy, SamSam HPFF Hacked, Sparkling Vampires, More Out-of-place Sci-Fi Chatter, our poor abandoned name, and more! Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 1:04:29

By Sauerkraut_poet Narrated by AlexG2490 and Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=168077 Draco and Ginny are destined for each other - it should be obvious. Why, then, is Luna Lovegood the only one who realizes it? And will she be able to convince them of their destiny? Watch Luna's eager attempts at matchmaking in a bizarre parody on the D/G ship.

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

By Various Authors Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=99506 We invite you to imagine a dream world where all your favorite characters reside. Ponder a world of nonsense and magic where the greatest triumphs and tragedies of each character are yours to behold. As each character prepares to face Voldemort, step through the looking glass and glimpse their world as you've never seen it before. Welcome to the HPFF Anniversary Story.

By HollyH Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=121101 There are no such things as Death Eaters, Harry, Ron solemnly said. It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!

A review of the past month at HPFF

By Hermione713 Narrated by Selene http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.p hp?psid=186189 Hogwarts professors are supposed to be an example to their students—which might explain why there are so many pranksters. Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape have had enough of Gilderoy Lockhart, Sybill Trelawney, and their fraudulent ways. They decide to give the hapless pair what they deserve, and spark rivalries amongst the staff along the way. Can they survive the year without getting caught…or petrified? Set during CoS. Rating and warnings just to be cautious.

A review of the past month at HPFF.

By Snitchsista Narrated by Snitchsista http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewst ory.php?psid=217381 Ron and Hermione are locked in the girls bathroom together. Expect laughs, tears, and a whole lot of fighting!!

It seems the staff are as surprised as anyone that the management of HPFF have removed all stories apart from Lily/Sirius and Harry/Cho. HPFF will now be called hpshippersunited.com and will only allow these stories.

Hosts: AlexG2490, Becky, Flissy, Selene Sean Connery, skirts, the annual staff trip, ferrets, complex math problems and the stunning revelation that a staff member may be a "Valley Girl"! Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 1:19:28

By She Who Must Not Be Named Narrated by PhoenixStorm http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=154426 ‘I will make father proud,’ he said with more determination than she was accustomed to hearing in his small voice. ‘He should be proud all ready.’

By Fish and Bird Narrated by PhoenixStorm http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=146444 Set after Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, this story follows the fortunes of Harry, Ron and Hermione in their continuing fight against Voldemort and their hunt for the Horcruxes. Character deaths!

It is the first Christmas since the Final Battle. Harry is moping about, missing all the people who didn't make it out alive. His friends, worried about him, send him on a magical journey to have one perfect Christmas, just as his heart desires it. But sometimes a perfect fantasy is still no substitute for the real thing. Think of a word that names a tree Sacred to Demeter and Aphrodite Now tell me the place where that can be found And then you will see where you should be bound.

By Bgii_2000 Narrated by Bgii_2000 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=213512 On the verge of death, a young man stumbles into the most unlikely place imaginable...

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Hosts: AlexG2490, Aline, Cattlyst, Flissy, Jay, Selene What's in a name, HP Lexicon encounters legal troubles, Sources of inspiration, and a few cliches we wouldn't mind never seeing again. Plus the longest name in the history of mankind. Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 39:42

By Fish and Bird Narrated by PhoenixStorm http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=146444 Set after Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, this story follows the fortunes of Harry, Ron and Hermione in their continuing fight against Voldemort and their hunt for the Horcruxes. Character deaths!

Hosts: AlexG2490, Aline, Arithmancy_wiz, Jay, Lisa McKay NaNoWriMo, Staff Competitions, Marshmallows, and what side is YOUR bread buttered? Thanks to NAMEOFUSER at www.newgrounds.com for the intro/outro music. Running Time: 38:04

With the Horcruxes finally destroyed, Harry, Ron, and Hermione can finally let their families and friends know what has been going on, where they disappeared to, and what they have been doing. But it's too dangerous to send owls, so they start sending their letters to the mailbox at Order Headquarters, Number 12, Grimmauld Place. Unfortunately, due to some kind of mixup, the letters arrive at Number 11, where muggle Henry Fischer finds them along with his electric bill.

By Fish and Bird Narrated by PhoenixStorm http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=146444 Set after Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, this story follows the fortunes of Harry, Ron and Hermione in their continuing fight against Voldemort and their hunt for the Horcruxes. Character deaths!

By Timeturner Narrated by AlexG2490 http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstor y.php?psid=221378 It only happens once. Once, he would be given the chance to be more than he thought possible. Just once, would he have the chance to bestow a gift upon all those he loved to provide them not merely a future but a future with meaning and significance that might otherwise have been lost. Once and only once, would he stand on the edge of greatness and look into the soul of the man he intended to kill.

By Fish and Bird Narrated by PhoenixStorm http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/views tory.php?psid=146444 Set after Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, this story follows the fortunes of Harry, Ron and Hermione in their continuing fight against Voldemort and their hunt for the Horcruxes. Character deaths!

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