Will Write for Wine

2010 finds us thinking we are psychic! That's right. Get the scoop on the innards of publishing and our predictions for this year--the good, the bad and the ugly. All true -- plus or minus 50%.

It's the holidays again. We sing (sorry!), we drink, we make merry, but mostly, we come up a story like no other. Casablanca has nothing on us.

No, not us. The movie, silly. We critique Dirty Dancing. We talk about the joy of flying these days, Harlequin woes, and say goodbye to one of our own. We laugh, we cry, we fight, we drink. Pretty much the usual. Except the fighting.

We cut loose! Finally! Okay, Sam/CJ cuts loose. Lani/Lucy is about the same. We drink mimosas, discuss what it's like to have a split personality and generally go off on tangents. We missed you too.

So, what does it take to make Lani and Sam come out of hiding? Find out on this special episode of Will Write for Wine! There's bad behavior, bad language, and fightin' PSAs! Now what could be more fun than that? Aside from a new podcast every week?

Hey, it’s a special WWfW episode! No, we haven’t improved with time. We sing. Computers burst into flames. Brains melt. We make up a Christmas story that involves duct tape and bagpipes. And there are bells. Consider yourself warned.

The last episode. We drink. We laugh. We end an era.

It's another Improv Week on Will Write for Wine - this time at the specific request of the Wiffers... so don't blame us. Plus, school shopping, things that run on batteries, and flying pants. Also, we announce the birth of the first Will Write for Wine baby - welcome to the world, Jack! Plus, we explain where all those missing socks go. Good stuff. Don't miss it.

We discuss endings this week on Will Write for Wine, and it quickly degenerates into crude sexual innuendo. What can we say? We've been drinking. We cover when to get a PO Box, soul wine, and a few of the many reasons why Lani is going to hell. Also, Sam has a hot flash and Lani mocks her mercilessly. (See above, re: hell.) Pretty much an average week on Will Write for Wine.

We're getting sexy on this week's Will Write for Wine, as Lani and Sam bow to popular demand and do a show on balance with as many off-color references as they've ever packed into one show! They talk about what to do when you've got life interfering with your writing, or writing interfering with your life. Plus, dirty werewolves, our good friend Pimp, and sadomasochists. Also, Gaelics, galeanthropists, and Lani's adventures in sewing! So take some time for yourself, be selfish and listen!

This week on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam talk about when to let go of a project. Also, ex-boyfriends in a drawer, bad advice for serial killers, and wine in a straw casing. Plus, bonus, no fighting! It's okay, y'all can come out from under your desks now. It's a happy podcast!

This week on Will Write for Wine...the gloves come off as Sam and Lani disagree, or... do they? or do they just think they do? Elwin comes through with cheap Spanish wine, MWD has their own Witness Protection Program, Sam tries to do math while drinking wine, and it's the fight heard around the world! Pull up a chair.

We have prevailed! Despite all the technical difficulties we had last week, we managed to get the podcast done this week, and we're very happy about that. We blame it all on Mercury. Anyway, this week, we discuss revisions - how to handle them, how to avoid them, and how much wine to drink while you're doing them. Also, UPS men in shorts, wine writers who try way too hard or - possibly - not hard enough, and what not to crochet. Trust us. Don't crochet it.

It's don't-look-down week on Will Write for Wine, with Lani talking about doing a rough draft without a net, and Sam having to drink a lot just to listen to her. Also, herding beta readers, SocNoc (dirty!) and somebody won the Stanley Cup, although neither Lani nor Sam can remember who. Plus, Lani gets all preachy about egos and writer crazy and blah blah blah blah. After a while, she starts to sound like the parents on Charlie Brown. Next week - revision!

We're back after three long weeks, and we're talking about villains. How to make one, how to keep one, how to make him do tricks for your friends at parties. Plus, lazy hosts, insulting political opinions we don't really mean, and Lani's kids' future therapy sessions. Also, two really good reasons why you should buy a magnum of fortified wine. But you gotta listen to find out! Enjoy!