Nobody Likes Onions > NLO Shows

Patrick is still in Sin City, and his old buddy Chef is in town hanging out as well. On this episode, Chef revisits NLO and talks about his bad luck at the poker table. Don’t worry, there isn’t any long, drawn out poker talk. They also talk about food, life struggles, cookies, and running to [...]

Patrick is in Las Vegas with comedian Dan Gabriel. Patrick talks with Dan about the dangers and effects of coffee, married life, and more. The two talk about the passing of fellow comic Greg Giraldo, and also Robert Schimmel, and make some tasteful and tasteless jokes that you’re likely to enjoy. So do it.

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh, who is fresh off a whore binge. And by whores, we don’t mean girls he has paid for sex, but rather just some random bitches he flew in from around the country for sex pleasures. What? I don’t know. Other topics include maggots, superheroes, and more surfing [...]

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a regular show to start [...]

Patrick is in Hartford, CT making people laugh, but there’s still stuff coming in to your i-things. This show is for long-time listeners, as Patrick sits down with former-podcasting personality Ferg of AirFerg fame. The two discuss Ferg’s upcoming job opportunities, and how little they know about automobiles.

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a regular show to start [...]

Patrick is joined by fellow comic Mike Bridenstine, and the two have just come from a less-than-stellar lunch experience with a waitress who couldn’t have cared less. They talk about growing up, middle school embarrassments, and even comment on a big fat girl who won some beauty contest in Italy. Fat girls for the win! [...]

Patrick is joined by comedian Matt Balaker, and their talking about comedy in Los Angeles. Matt books a long-running comedy room in Hollywood, and he’s giving our listeners an insight in to the business. You can watch his show live online – listen for the details. This Tuesday, Patrick and Tom Segura are on the [...]

Jake is fresh off the plane from Brazil, and he is going to tell you all about it. He talks fast, so strap in. We also talk about a soldier in the army who is a fan, and what he hasn’t done for the show. Finally, Patrick tries some hot sauce sent in by a [...]

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and filmmaker Dave Siegel. That’s right, kids – a real, live jew. We’re talking about how to get famous on YouTube, what not to do if you have cocaine in your purse, the oil spill, and who deserved what at the Emmy awards. It’s an entertaining thing [...]

Patrick is back in Los Angeles, and Josh Denny joins him in the studio talking about things that have gone down in the past couple of weeks. There’s a big NLO show coming to L.A. in October, and Josh is taking up surfing. Yeah, that’s not a typo. We’re back on our game, so enjoy [...]

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a regular show to start [...]

Patrick is still out on the road, but the parade of new, original entertainment continues. Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh and comedian Al Jackson. Al is a comic that Patrick has worked with since back in the day in Florida, who now lives in New York, but is making the move to [...]

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a regular show to start [...]

Patrick is joined by Jake in the studio. Well, he was when this show was recorded over a week ago. Patrick is talking about getting a new cat, and it’s pretty much his cat-baby. What a weirdo. Anyway, it’s just another recorded show in the mix as we try to keep them coming while Patrick [...]

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a regular show to start [...]

Patrick is joined in the studio by Jake and comedian Theo Von. Theo stinks up the show with his putrid flatulence and swears he has an iPhone app that can rate his rancid emissions. We talk about comedy boot camps, the Discovery channel show The Colony, and Magic Johnson and his AIDS problem. Eeeeew!

Patrick is joined by comedian and Naughty Show creator Sam Tripoli to talk about social networking, Hollywood, and women having orgasms. Patrick gets the show kicked off uStream again, for something stupid, and the two comics argue about who the most prominent comedian of the day is. It’s interesting stuff.

Patrick is mixing it up with Shelby Stockton, comedienne and spokeswoman for ladies everywhere. We’re all over on this one, covering topics ranging from horror movies to local Los Angeles eateries. Then, of course, the conversation turns personal and we learn about coping with relationships in these trying modern times.

Patrick is joined in the studio by Tom Segura and comedian Ryan Sickler. Patrick and Tom convince Ryan that Patrick is a pornographer, and they make Ryan watch the prune brothers video. Patrick has to leave the show for a bathroom emergency, and then the show takes a turn for the juvenile, as is common [...]