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We’re back from our trip to London and Paris, and boy are our arms tired. Wait; is that a thing? We talk about our adventures abroad, mostly bitching about foreign traditions and stuff. We will have a lot more to say on the subject, but this show is a nice start. Allow Patrick, Chef and [...]

Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the easy jokes. It’s all in good fun. We also talk about some idiots in the news, watch a crazy lady [...]

Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how to make this new sitting situation work. We also talk about some news stories, like a coach who hates fat [...]

Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort to extreme violence to solve their problems. We also take calls and people seem to really have it out for [...]

Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie Paranormal Activity, and recaps some other stories in the news. He also attacks the fun-spirited people over at Improv Everywhere [...]

Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent airline incidents in the news, and Patrick ridicules a caller who tries to school Patrick on flight procedures. Oh, and [...]

Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the comedy business and a little bit of the history of who Darren is. Patrick recounts working with Darren one time [...]

Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification just isn’t his cup of tea. A caller calls in and drools over Noelle, twice, and she isn’t even here. [...]

Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you’ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between then its likely you’ll run into crowds that still get a down to earth twinkle in their eye when they [...]

Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make a mess of things. We also make fun of a fat kid on YouTube, try to figure out a movie, [...]

Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, like Falcon, the boy who was thought to be flying high above the earth in a spaceship him and his [...]

Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy but Patrick isn’t having it. The guys make fun of a weird guy on YouTube, and some other news stories [...]

The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that girls can indeed be funny. Does she succeed in her quest? Will women be forever doomed to be ridiculed by [...]

Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive mood, or perhaps he just really enjoys being a dick. Dagre joins the show, but is not enthusiastic at all [...]

In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and handles the situation like a pro. We also peruse YouTube, as we’re known to do on occasion, and find all [...]