Lady Raptastic Podcast: Crazy Insane Comedy

(11-19-09) Opening song called P***y Boys, fire ants, Dreamgirls at Apollo, Drunk Lady Raptastic and white friend sing "Silver Bells" in subway station, freestyle rap, Ray Ray and the Jew Woman

I recorded myselves doing an artistic interpretation of the tweet that Frances Bean Cobain sent to Ali Lohan about fame after reading about it on Perez Hilton. Read Along: "This is my open letter to Ali Lohan. Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement." iTunes | RSS | Facebook | MySpace | VM: 912-CAT-LYKA | Email

9-1-09, Contact me at twitter.com/HELLOPLEASE, ladyraptastic@gmail.com, or search for "Lady Raptastic" on Facebook. Hello?

I am going to be on the radio LIVE this Friday night, 9pm EST on 104.1 WTKS. You have to listen, ho. Chris will be on, too.

Me and Chris is made this little "demo" for the SBK Live radio show on 104.1. I hope they like it. Send in your funny audio to ladyraptastic@gmail.com.

7-14-09: Send in your original mp3s of songs and comedy skits, comments and what not to ladyraptastic@gmail.com, follow me on twitter.com/helloplease, and on facebook at facebook.com/ladyraptastic.

Remember to send in yo own original mp3s of songs and comedy skits and what not to ladyraptastic at gmail dot com, folllow me on twitter at twitter.com slash hello please, and on facebook. at facebook dot come slash layraptastic. The song "D String Lullaby" was written and performed by two white listeners named Chris Freeman and Chris Willis. You can find more music from them at youtube.com/user/CFreemanActor.

For Immediate Release July 3, 2009 Contact: Linda Cocksmouth, LadyRaptastic@gmail.com "Tears for Michael- Am Orlando Tribute to the King" Blacks-only Lake Eola Michael Jackson tribute B.L.A.A.D.D.E. civic group (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively) is inviting all people of color (black only please) to pay tribute to Michael Jackson at Lake Eola Park. Citizens are invited to gather around the perimeter of Lake Eola starting at 7pm on July 14, 2009. They will paint their faces white in tribute to Michael Jackson Makeup and applicators not provided. Then they will hold hands with each other, making a link of people around the entire lake, listen to "Heal the World" play from seven speakers in seven of the swan boats in the lake, and then at the end of song, at the same time, they will all break their noses. For Michael. White people not allowed to participate, no offense. They can watch from their cars. Produced By: B.L.A.A.D.D.E. (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively) Date: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 Time: 7:00pm - 8:00pm Facebook Event Page: http://digg.com/u17Hes Lady Raptastic: -Podcast http://bit.ly/4TfCw -Facebook profile http://bit.ly/6gw6P -Twitter http://bit.ly/vBshm -Email ladyraptastic@gmail.com

Wayne speaks with me about black vs white pubic hair, having sex with 9 year old black map-making pirates, 2-second lag time, look at the Ladys pubic hair, Wayne is a rapist.

Wayne speaks with me about black vs white pubic hair, having sex with 9 year old black map-making pirates, 2-second lag time, look at the Ladys pubic hair, Wayne is a rapist.

Chris and Lady back together again for a short mini-episode.

Did he die? Did he commit suicide? Did he gets AIDS from having sex with them babies? You decide.

This is not a episode. It's me calling in to say hello and to tell you a brief story. The audio quality is shit but the story telling is... shit, too.

This is not a episode. It's me calling in to say hello and to tell you a brief story. The audio quality is shit but the story telling is... shit, too.

This is not a episode. It's me calling in to say hello and to tell you a brief story. The audio quality is shit but the story telling is... shit, too.