The Rookie: Sigler Novel

When Scott rolled through Portland, OR on the ANCESTOR tour, he stopped by ABC affiliate KATU for an interview on the morning show "AM Northwest." A fun, short interview where he (again) bitches about his father taking him to see King Kong as a little kid.Also, a video appearance by the Evil Døg™, shilling for one of the sponsors that keeps your podcasts free!Click here to download the video Free shipping of pet food, toys & supplies right to your door with Petco.com. Free shipping & save 10% off of orders of $65 or more with the coupon code "Laugh," or use the discount code "Laugh10" to save 10% on any order.  read more »

Click here to download ANCESTOR Episode #18Magnus gets a call from Farm Girl, the hacker with the low-down on Colonel Paul Fischer's investigation of Genada. Gunther writes some of the good shit as he strives to finish up his book, HOT MIDNIGHT. And, uh-oh, the ancestors' senses seem to be awakening. See if you can guess which sense will cause the most trouble? PROMOS IN THIS EPISODE:• The Guerilla Poet, a podcast novel by Keith Hughes Don't wait till the last second to make a Halloween costume! See a huge selection at BuyCostumes.com/audiobooks. Click on that link to save 12% off any costume. Superheros, Kick Ass, Witches, Kids, Adult, Sexy, Naughty and Plus-Size costumes ready for you.  read more »

Click here to listen to FridayFix™Let's Get Pissed: Pablo & Amy from Tor.comPlease be warned -- this is not safe for work, this is not safe for your kids. This is basically a room full of people screaming foul language at the top of their lungs (and there is also some comedy in there, fo 'sho). What we have here is an undiscovered gem from Dragon*Con 2009. Scott's cousin, Francis Dominick Olivieri (a.k.a., the other FDO). Interviewed Pablo Defendini and Amy Greco who, at the time, worked for the kick-ass scifi site Tor.com. While Pablo was brilliant under fire, I have to say keep your ears open for the one-liners from my girl Amy -- she more than held her own against the verbal-vomit assault that is Francis.You know how Scott often says "if you're easily offended, turn it off now?" Yeah, this one is like that. Enjoy. UPDATE!! Two more notes I forgot:  1) Mighty Mur Lafferty is the shot slut this time out, and she's fan-freakin'-tastic.  2) The unofficial third sponsor for this episode was the official author photographer for DØM (check out the cover boy at her site), Surly Amy of Surlyramics.com. Baseball playoffs are almost here, get your team gear for MLB as well as NFL, NBA and NHL. Use the discount code AFSIGLER to save 20% off any order of $75 or more! For orders under $75, use the code AFSCOTT1 to save 15% on any order.

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Click here to download ANCESTOR Episode #17The buns in them thar cow ovens are growing, Rhumkorrf needs some sleep and Andy "The Asshole" Crosthwaite feels the sting of Sara's rejection. Never one to take things lying down, Andy dreams of getting even. Sara, meanwhile, wonders if she's found something with PJ Colding, something both of them wanted long ago. PROMOS IN THIS EPISODE:• Paper World, a podcast novel written by Jeff Lane.  read more » This episode is brought to you by Shoebuy.com, where the coupon code "SIGLER" saves you 10% and gets you free shipping on thousands of products, including shoes, bags, computer bags and accessories.

Click here to listen to FridayFix™The State of THE STARTERAnd now for something completely different. We've decided to make FridayFix™ a separate podcast, complete with its own fancy-pants intro. It will be hosted by me, ARealGirl (although this first episode we have the FDO™ on, and -- of course -- he just took over). We seem to have enough news, tidbits and outtakes for a new show. FridayFix™ will continue to feature art and video from Siglerism, and now podcasts as well. Got something you want to see/hear on the FridayFix™? Well, just call the GoreLine at 206-666-4673 and tell us what you want.In this first episode, we answer a ton of questions about THE STARTER: how are sales going, when was publication date, when can you order THE ALL-PRO, etc. Enjoy!  read more » This podcast is brought to you by Shoebuy.com, where the coupon code "SIGLER" saves you 10% and gets you free shipping on thousands of products, including shoes, bags, computer bags and accessories.

Here's a fun video interview I did in Seattle while on the ANCESTOR book tour. The interview is by Author Online, an online magazine dedicated to writing and publishing and the creative process in general. Every month you'll find video interviews with best-selling and exciting first-time authors, and book reviews, both fiction and non-fiction. Enjoy!

Click here to download ANCESTOR Episode #16 Colding & Co. are settling in at Black Manitou Island, their hidden home for who knows how long. Colding gets a rather unpleasant tour of the island, we meet Mookie, fatigue starts to hammer Jian, and Andy "The Asshole" Crosthwaite gets ready to make his move on Sara Purinam (bomb-shika-bomb-bomb!)PROMOS IN THIS EPISODE:• On The Edge of Darkness: A serialized zombie audio drama Don't wait till the last second to make a Halloween costume! See a huge selection at BuyCostumes.com/audiobooks. Click on that link to save 12% off any costume. Superheros, Kick Ass, Witches, Kids, Adult, Sexy, Naughty and Plus-Size costumes ready for you.    read more »

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Click here to download Goreline Calls for Sept 9, 2010I believe it was Tolstoy who said, "I'm back in the saddle again." Tolstoy or Tyler, I can't remember which, but it matters not -- what does matter is that the Gorline has returned. It's been a long time since the Junkies heard their own melifluous voice leak out of little speakers all over the world. These messages are a little old, but we're going to catch up on everything we've got, and your FDO™'s snarky responses are fresh (and so clean!). Want in on the action? Just call 206-666-4673 and leave a message (and yeah, I know Scott needs to change the greeting, been nagging him for months about that ... not that I ever have to nag him).VIDEO MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE: The FDO™ refers to a "workout video" in this episode. That's actually a video titled "THE STARTER is on sale now!" and the workout bit begins at 2:25 into it -- click here to watch.-- xøxø, from the Director of Døøm --  read more »

Click here to download ANCESTOR Episode #15 Junkies! We're done shipping THE STARTER, we're having a great time at Dragon*Con, and still delivering your sweet, sweet ANCESTOR fix.It's the Dark Øverlord Media version of vacation, so I'm keeping this post short this week.  Enjoy! Free shipping of pet food and supplies right to your door with Petco.com. Get some treats and toys for your cat, dog, hamster, bird, snakes, turtles or just about anything else. Free shipping & save 10% off of orders of $65 or more with the coupon code "Laugh," or use the discount code "Laugh10" to save 10% on any order.  read more »

Click here to download ANCESTOR Episode #14 How's it goin', eh? Welcome to Black Manitou Island, a place of fun and frolic. This will be the home of our heroes until they succeed in creating a universal organ-donor animal ... or die trying. Oh, come on! Just because this is a Sigler novel you think someone might get hurt? We're knee-deep in STARTER shipping at the Warehouse of Døøm, but even that won't stop us from bringing you more of the thrilling ANCESTOR story. The show must go on ... Time for fall sports, bitches! Save your cash-ola with my whoop-ass discount code AFSIGLER. It saves you an eye-popping 20% on any order of $75 or more. For orders under $75, use the code AFSCOTT1 to save 15% on any order. NFL season is here, get your team gear and don't be a pussayyyyyyy!

Junkies, check out the unboxing of THE STARTER (the hardcover sequel to THE ROOKIE). This was the first time ARealGirl and I saw the finished book. Tune in for the fun (and yeah, if you want to order THE STARTER, just click here!).Click here to download the video.

Carolla fans, welcome and click here!Scott mugging with Adam Carolla show: And with his face watching me from the TV screen, behind. It was like being an a ranty and inappropriate version of Apple's "1984" commercialJunkies, click here to listen to Scott's interview on the Adam Carolla showIt was a big thrill to be a guest on this show. I've been a fan of the Ace Man since his Man Show days with Jimmy Kimmel. I'm on the second half of the show, where we talk about ANCESTOR, podcast fiction, xenotransplantation, flu pandemics, Jennifer Love Hewitt's jugs and Cameron Diaz's mad hacker skillz.

Click here to download ANCESTOR Episode #13The God Machine gets cracking as Jian and Claus Rhumkorrf work to overcome the final hurdle in the immune reaction response. If they figure it out, it means millions of lives saved, and billions in revenue for Genada, Inc. Sara Purinam evacuated the entire staff after a lethal sabotage effort. Now Genada's massive C-5 Galaxy flies the staff and fifty experimental cows toward Black Manitou Island.  Mentioned in the Four Minutes of Fury:  read more »I'm recording tonight to be a guest on the Adam Carolla show, which airs 8/23! Dark Øverlord Media is headed to Dragon*Con! Come on out and say hello! EPISODE SPONSOR: GoDaddy.com with NEW SIGLER CODES!If you need a website or make your living doing web-related work, then write down these codes!