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Recent Episodes for Soccergirl, Incorporated
DATE: Fri, 01 Oct 2010
SIZE: 8.75 MB
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09.30.10 SG #328 Pre-Wedding

My codes are actually: SG8, SG9 and SG10

DATE: Fri, 21 May 2010
SIZE: 54.4 MB
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05.21.10 SG #327 The King of Guam

Includes a vagina song.

DATE: Thu, 18 Feb 2010
SIZE: 37.5 MB
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02.18.10 SG #326 What Youíve Been Waiting For

We go where your feet go -- Jersey Floors

DATE: Wed, 23 Dec 2009
SIZE: 28.8 MB
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12.23.09 SG #325 A Very Soccergirl Christmas

How can you call yourself the shop of a thing when you don't even have the thing you're a shop of? (Christmas Trees)

DATE: Wed, 25 Nov 2009
SIZE: 20.3 MB
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11.25.09 SG #324 Thanksgiving Spectacular

Happy Thanksgiving! (sorry Indians)

DATE: Mon, 09 Nov 2009
SIZE: 30.1 MB
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11.09.09 SG #323 Dirty Thirty The Movie

A four-day opium binge

DATE: Tue, 03 Nov 2009
SIZE: 37.0 MB
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11.03.09 SG #322 My Tweet Takes the Piss Out

My pee hole rips you a new one.

DATE: Wed, 21 Oct 2009
SIZE: 22.4 MB
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ASG009 Body Language

Butt out weekend

DATE: Tue, 29 Sep 2009
SIZE: 32.0 MB
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09.28.09 SG #321 Dirty Thirty

How many preemies does it take to beat a regular?

DATE: Sun, 13 Sep 2009
SIZE: 10.2 MB
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09.13.09 SG #320 The Making of Oh Glorious Day

This is what happens when George Kalman comes over to make a movie.

DATE: Mon, 24 Aug 2009
SIZE: 21.5 MB
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08.23.09 SG #319 Cat Rocket

That's a pore excuse for a butthole

DATE: Sun, 19 Jul 2009
SIZE: 24.9 MB
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07.19.09 SG #318 Science Bruce

I swear I'm not cryin' I just got something sad in my eye.

DATE: Wed, 10 Jun 2009
SIZE: 29.9 MB
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06.10.09 SG #317 Genetics

My genetics summer, 2009

DATE: Fri, 22 May 2009
SIZE: 12.0 MB
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05.21.09 SG #316 Stress

Pain is a subjective state

DATE: Mon, 18 May 2009
SIZE: 19.3 MB
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ASG008 Pirates, Free Drinks and Star Trek

Is a cherry a berry?

DATE: Thu, 14 May 2009
SIZE: 28.6 MB
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05.14.09 SG #315 Libertarians

I need a prophylactic psychotropic

DATE: Mon, 11 May 2009
SIZE: 20.0 MB
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ASG007 Pinky Toe, Talking Dirty and Breasted Americans

Verne Troyer is such a cute little pinky toe

DATE: Fri, 08 May 2009
SIZE: 26.2 MB
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05.07.09 SG #314 Neo-Nazi Baby Shower

Ryan's radishy ingrown toenail

DATE: Fri, 01 May 2009
SIZE: 13.7 MB
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04.30.09 SG #313 Murder in the Heartland

A nipple in the butt

DATE: Mon, 27 Apr 2009
SIZE: 25.6 MB
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ASG006 Oprah, Exes and Hands Off

Exes are like Wonder Woman Pez...

DATE: Thu, 23 Apr 2009
SIZE: 35.8 MB
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04.23.09 SG #312 Coagulum

Rectal probe electrostimulation and artificial chimp vaginas.

DATE: Fri, 17 Apr 2009
SIZE: 4.78 MB
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Update

Just a quick note for the true believers

DATE: Wed, 15 Apr 2009
SIZE: 15.2 MB
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ASG005 Getting Girlfriends and Organ Donation

Girlfriends are like giant squid

DATE: Fri, 10 Apr 2009
SIZE: 31.1 MB
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04.09.09 SG#311 Asian Monkey Plug

Vagina cement.

DATE: Thu, 02 Apr 2009
SIZE: 56.5 MB
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04.02.09 SG #310 Chasing el Chupacabra

Investigating the legend

DATE: Fri, 27 Mar 2009
SIZE: 18.2 MB
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ASG004 Memory Lane, Babies and The Economy

A public beach and Plan B.

DATE: Mon, 23 Mar 2009
SIZE: 27.9 MB
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03.23.09 SG #309 Judge Mental

A buttery little cup of soupy tea

DATE: Wed, 04 Mar 2009
SIZE: 18.5 MB
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03.04.09 SG #308 Clit Boner

Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are coming to Albany!

DATE: Thu, 26 Feb 2009
SIZE: 16.9 MB
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ASG003 Aliens vs. Robots

Visit the Ask Soccergirl website for more information. Or just SUBSCRIBE: Regular format works on ipods, streams Large format works well on large screens including Apple TV What is the difference between robots and aliens? Today’s question is from Eliza in MA. Enter the Ask Soccergirl logo contest and see your design get world famous! SUBMIT A QUESTION! Please use my [...]

DATE: Fri, 20 Feb 2009
SIZE: 14.8 MB
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ASG002 Decisions, Ninjas and Movies

Download here Visit the Ask Soccergirl website for more information. New feed to subscribe to, coming soon! Why do women have such a hard time making decisions? Is being a soccergirl like being a ninja? What kind of movies do soccergirls like? Today’s questions come from Brandon in Oklahoma, Sarah B. in California and Jason in [...]

DATE: Thu, 12 Feb 2009
SIZE: 30.6 MB
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02.12.09 SG #307 Transvaginal Nephrectomy

Download Even the most extreme humans are still lame by animal standards. So Christian Bale went crazy. So sue me. Ryan’s statistics test. Transvaginal nephtrectomy and/or natural orifice surgery (out the vagina). The difference between serials and periodicals. The Central Law Journal. American Lumberman. Titanoboa! If you had a snake that big… you could ride it! [...]

DATE: Fri, 06 Feb 2009
SIZE: 19.4 MB
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ASG001 Kissing and Farts

Ask a hot chick the kinds of things you're too afraid to ask hot chicks. And definitely call her a chick. She loves that.

DATE: Tue, 27 Jan 2009
SIZE: 26.2 MB
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01.27.09 SG #306 Dogfish Head

Welcome to pickle time!

DATE: Wed, 21 Jan 2009
SIZE: 23.5 MB
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FM002 Karate Chop

Boost your self esteem by getting proactive

DATE: Sun, 11 Jan 2009
SIZE: 27.7 MB
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01.11.09 SG #305 An Important Announcement

Download A gingerbread Ryan I made. Welcome to the show! The Limited Edition Fall Series of Miller High Life Light: “enjoy after the adventure.” The many applications of that play-a-song-when-you-open-it greeting card technology. Ryan P. on Seven Second Delay, Joe Biden, my new magical toothbrush, and our incredibly important announcement! In addition to a magical toothbrush [...]

DATE: Mon, 05 Jan 2009
SIZE: 23.2 MB
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01.05.09 SG #304 Obluberated

Download Happy New Year, everyone! I’m back after a very hearty holiday. Holy shit it’s snowing. My stomach hurts from laughing and I’m wondering if this is what baby-having women call a good pain. I haven’t talked for a long time (or I hadn’t before the holiday). Some weird freestyle singing. A question from Clay envokes [...]

DATE: Tue, 23 Dec 2008
SIZE: 29.6 MB
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FM001 The Feisty Meatball Experiment

Quirky, smirky and smoove A sketch comedy show about being a strong woman in a hard world where money talks. Feminism will never be boring again with Feisty Meatball! Ask the crystal meatball your toughest questions. Follow the philosopher’s meatball from here to eternity. Get fashion tips from the cutest and brightest. Feisty Meatball: An exuberant, spirited ball [...]

DATE: Tue, 09 Dec 2008
SIZE: 24.8 MB
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12.09.08 SG #303 Christmas Tree

How can you call yourself a shop of a thing if you don't even have the thing you're a shop of?

DATE: Wed, 26 Nov 2008
SIZE: 13.1 MB
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11.26.08 SG #302 Thanksgiving Special

There is a fire in my loins and it is not from turkey

DATE: Thu, 06 Nov 2008
SIZE: 15.6 MB
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11.05.08 SG #301 Resurrected

I'm back, suckahs!

DATE: Tue, 21 Oct 2008
SIZE: 98.5 MB
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10.21.08 SG #300 A Differentlytarded Anniversary Special

Everybody in the world, you mean the world to me

DATE: Tue, 07 Oct 2008
SIZE: 17.5 MB
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10.07.08 SG #299.5 Golden Showers

Sean McCabe's hit single

DATE: Fri, 03 Oct 2008
SIZE: 25.2 MB
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10.02.08 SG #299 Hokey Pokey

I'm a mac and I know that.

DATE: Thu, 25 Sep 2008
SIZE: 27.1 MB
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09.25.08 SG #298 The Galapagos, Part One

Galapagos, I love you!

DATE: Fri, 19 Sep 2008
SIZE: 17.9 MB
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09.18.08 SG #297 Soccergirlís Dragon*Con, 2008

Menu from which I pick weapons.

DATE: Fri, 12 Sep 2008
SIZE: 26.5 MB
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09.11.08 SG #296 Dry Idea

Try it in your butt.

DATE: Sat, 06 Sep 2008
SIZE: 67.9 MB
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09.05.08 SG #295 An Interview with James Randi

James Randi and me.

DATE: Fri, 29 Aug 2008
SIZE: 6.32 MB
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08.29.08 SG #294.5 Dragoncon, Ho

A quick update before the live extravaganza!

DATE: Sat, 23 Aug 2008
SIZE: 24.1 MB
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08.23.08 SG #294 Back from the Galapagos!

Thank you George Hrab and the JREF!

DATE: Fri, 08 Aug 2008
SIZE: 16.2 MB
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08.07.08 SG #293 Dawnapadrewzatwoza 1

A teaser.

DATE: Sun, 03 Aug 2008
SIZE: 30.3 MB
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08.03.08 SG #292 Just a Muscle

Download the show here sucka: Download From DnD 365 (also from Baltimore) I’ve been on fiyah and I think it’s because I’ve been reading my head off lately. Sometimes it just feels hectic inside my head but other times I’m able to laser beam it right out. I’m a regular mystery. I’m an irregular number. I’m a particle [...]

DATE: Sun, 27 Jul 2008
SIZE: 0 MB
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07.27.08 SG #291 Ryanís Passenger

A brilliant, confident pair of tits.

DATE: Mon, 21 Jul 2008
SIZE: 50.6 MB
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07.20.08 SG #290 Mythbusters

The Amazing Meeting, Part Three

DATE: Tue, 15 Jul 2008
SIZE: 14.1 MB
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07.15.08 SG #289 Bird Flu

Cutting edge fucking podcasting

DATE: Wed, 09 Jul 2008
SIZE: 37.2 MB
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07.09.08 SG #288 Dawn-a-pa-Drew-za-two-za

A hearty recap with Dawn and Drew

DATE: Wed, 02 Jul 2008
SIZE: 12.2 MB
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07.02.08 SG #287 Straitjacket Escape

The Amazing Meeting, Part Two

DATE: Sun, 29 Jun 2008
SIZE: 58.1 MB
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06.28.08 SG #286 The Amazing Meeting, Part 1

The Universe is a fucked up place

DATE: Fri, 27 Jun 2008
SIZE: 1.77 MB
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06.27.08 SG #285.75 The 300th Episode Promo

Play it as you will, homes.

DATE: Wed, 25 Jun 2008
SIZE: 3.38 MB
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06.25.08 SG #285.5 Quick Update

The Amazing Meeting

DATE: Fri, 13 Jun 2008
SIZE: 37.0 MB
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06.13.08 SG #285 Soccergirl Does Balticon

Footage from the live show and so much more.

DATE: Fri, 06 Jun 2008
SIZE: 41.9 MB
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06.06.08 SG #284 Soccergirl Live

The annotated live episode from Balticon

DATE: Sat, 31 May 2008
SIZE: 28.2 MB
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05.30.08 SG #283 George Hrab

Suspended from the rafters for this silent movie.

DATE: Mon, 19 May 2008
SIZE: 18.6 MB
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05.19.08 SG #282 Sissy Test

I had a fight with a dude in a wheelchair once

DATE: Wed, 14 May 2008
SIZE: 23.8 MB
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05.14.08 SG #281 A Walk in the Woods

Soccergirl and Ryan P. adventure in the great outdoors.

DATE: Sat, 10 May 2008
SIZE: 17.7 MB
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05.09.08 SG #280 Anorectal Bleeding

To a bear, what is reality?

DATE: Sat, 03 May 2008
SIZE: 26.4 MB
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05.03.08 SG #279 A Snarky Meatball

Yeah, I think you could say it's pretty Shakespearean.

DATE: Sat, 26 Apr 2008
SIZE: 31.5 MB
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04.26.08 SG #278 The Goliath Bird Eating Spider

I think I'm the weisenheimer.

DATE: Sun, 20 Apr 2008
SIZE: 23.8 MB
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04.20.08 SG #277 Dick Lover

An ode to Richard Dawkins.

DATE: Tue, 15 Apr 2008
SIZE: 22.7 MB
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04.14.08 SG #276 I Am Still God

Thomas Aquinas, eat your heart out.

DATE: Fri, 11 Apr 2008
SIZE: 18.4 MB
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04.10.08 SG #275 Trode Salve

Download the show here sucka: I was just packin’ up some merch. How ’bout them 49ers. This is my nutshell. If you get the newsletter then you already know about the amazon.com situation. If you don’t get the newsletter, you can sign up here. Here’s the story: As you probably know, after nearly a year of [...]

DATE: Sat, 05 Apr 2008
SIZE: 20.2 MB
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04.05.08 SG #274 Me Migraine

I wonder if Mr. Tumnus ever had tongue numbness.

DATE: Mon, 31 Mar 2008
SIZE: 21.1 MB
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03.30.08 SG #273 The Pre-Edison Phonautograph

Consider my self's back, patted.

DATE: Thu, 27 Mar 2008
SIZE: 89.4 MB
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03.27.08 SG #272 Dreamland of Tibet

Soccergirl, Inc. was there before the uprising.

DATE: Sat, 22 Mar 2008
SIZE: 26.4 MB
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03.21.08 SG #271 Rip You A New Jesus

Feeling my breasts until the break of dawn.

DATE: Tue, 18 Mar 2008
SIZE: 32.8 MB
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03.17.08 SG #270 Burlington, 2008 Part 2

My head is so preciously small.

DATE: Thu, 13 Mar 2008
SIZE: 25.4 MB
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03.13.08 SG #269 Burlington, 2008 Part 1

No hair going up means levitation is real.

DATE: Tue, 11 Mar 2008
SIZE: 2.09 MB
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JACK WAKES UP

A free PDF of Seth Harwood shakin' 'em down.

DATE: Fri, 07 Mar 2008
SIZE: 21.8 MB
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03.07.08 SG #268 Dumb Design, More Like

Dear Ryan, Won't you tell me the story of John DeLorean?

DATE: Sat, 01 Mar 2008
SIZE: 25.8 MB
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03.01.08 SG #267 My Bloody Something

Who farted? Was that you, listeners?

DATE: Sun, 24 Feb 2008
SIZE: 18.3 MB
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02.24.08 SG #266 Cocksuck my Vagina, God

Dude, where's my automobile?

DATE: Wed, 20 Feb 2008
SIZE: 51.5 MB
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02.20.08 SG #265 A Podcast Fiction

Soccergirl interviews Seth Harwood

DATE: Sat, 16 Feb 2008
SIZE: 24.4 MB
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02.16.07 SG #264 V-A-L-E-N-T-I-N-E

Happy belated Valentine's Day, listeners!

DATE: Mon, 11 Feb 2008
SIZE: 21.4 MB
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02.11.08 SG #263 Bastard Sons of God in the News

Squinch your butthole up just a little bit right now.... for me, listeners.

DATE: Thu, 07 Feb 2008
SIZE: 22.5 MB
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02.07.08 SG #262 Fuck You, Fox News

Soccergirl vs. Fox News Religion Correspondent, Lauren Green

DATE: Fri, 01 Feb 2008
SIZE: 26.7 MB
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02.01.08 SG #261 Oh the Music II

Download the show here sucka: Today is the last day to work on the current draft of the book and I’m losin’ it (I’m losin’ it I’m losin’ it I’m losin’ it, etc., etc.) This is a musical episode. You can play it for your friends or, if you’re extremely saavy, you can rub it [...]

DATE: Sun, 27 Jan 2008
SIZE: 12.8 MB
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01.26.08 SG #260 Lead Singer, Legal Adult, Lady Killer

Anarcho power lifting with bionic arms

DATE: Wed, 23 Jan 2008
SIZE: 34.8 MB
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01.23.08 SG #259 Do You Remember Menudo?

Ryan P. is about to lay somethin' else on your penis

DATE: Fri, 18 Jan 2008
SIZE: 24.5 MB
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01.17.08 SG #258 Bawdies Rawkiní

I learned that from Cinderella back in Nam

DATE: Sun, 13 Jan 2008
SIZE: 10.6 MB
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01.13.08 SG #257 Iím More Like a Unicorn Than Anything

I'm writing this book. I'm drinking singer's tea. I'm writing this book.

DATE: Tue, 08 Jan 2008
SIZE: 40.7 MB
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01.08.08 SG #256 An Ideas Man

Introducing The Good Doctor

DATE: Fri, 04 Jan 2008
SIZE: 12.3 MB
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01.03.08 SG #255 Do it Like a Homie

You know you're missing out if you don't check me out

DATE: Fri, 28 Dec 2007
SIZE: 23.9 MB
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12.28.07 SG #254 Dona Nobis Pacem

Happy Boxing Day Boxing Day everyone!

DATE: Sun, 23 Dec 2007
SIZE: 8.04 MB
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12.23.07 SG #253 That Lobster We Had That Time

A tragically delicious video short

DATE: Thu, 20 Dec 2007
SIZE: 23.7 MB
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12.19.07 SG #252 A 2007 Soccergirl Christmas

Sleep in regular peace

DATE: Fri, 14 Dec 2007
SIZE: 22.0 MB
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12.13.07 SG #251 The Littlest Mohel

This will make your dick and balls feel really good

DATE: Mon, 10 Dec 2007
SIZE: 27.9 MB
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12.09.07 SG #250 De Rerun Natura

Ryan's winter jamz

DATE: Wed, 05 Dec 2007
SIZE: 14.6 MB
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12.05.07 SG #249 Finley Spruce

I gave her a poon job

DATE: Sun, 02 Dec 2007
SIZE: 26.8 MB
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12.02.07 SG #248 Invincible Donovan University

Dear listeners who believe in HomeopathyÖ Youíre wrong.

DATE: Wed, 28 Nov 2007
SIZE: 26.2 MB
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11.27.07 SG #247 Spice Up Youíre Chili

Duties VS. Doodies

DATE: Wed, 21 Nov 2007
SIZE: 32.2 MB
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11.21.07 SG #246 Based on Toy

Christ Allegory, Masturbation Reference, Top Secret Document, Car Bicycle Chase

DATE: Fri, 16 Nov 2007
SIZE: 26.2 MB
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11.16.07 SG #245 On Unions

On behalf of my hard working brothers and sisters of letters

DATE: Tue, 13 Nov 2007
SIZE: 49.4 MB
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11.12.07 SG #244 Mocktoberfest Episode Three

The Interviews

DATE: Thu, 08 Nov 2007
SIZE: 23.0 MB
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11.06.07 SG #243 The Occultivator

We need to start building splintles... if we're going to be protected when the plague comes... I mean the rage virus... I mean the flu pandemic

DATE: Fri, 02 Nov 2007
SIZE: 30.3 MB
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11.02.07 SG #242 Mocktoberfest Episode Two

The Geriatric Bugaloo

DATE: Tue, 30 Oct 2007
SIZE: 39.1 MB
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10.29.07 SG #241 Mocktoberfest Episode One

Introducing the Heroes

DATE: Wed, 24 Oct 2007
SIZE: 25.5 MB
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10.23.07 SG #240 The Fun Drive

The most un-selling-outingest entertainment around

DATE: Thu, 18 Oct 2007
SIZE: 24.1 MB
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10.17.07 SG #239 Canadian Thanksgiving

Why the Canadian Thanksgiving is lamer than the Original Thanksgiving which everybody knows was made in America

DATE: Sat, 13 Oct 2007
SIZE: 52.9 MB
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10.12.07 SG #238 Cuttyhunk Crack Dealer

People love crack

DATE: Mon, 08 Oct 2007
SIZE: 24.6 MB
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10.07.07 SG #237 A Snack Called Lunch

There's no such thing as safe sex when it comes to hearts.

DATE: Wed, 03 Oct 2007
SIZE: 23.4 MB
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10.02.07 SG #236 The Opposite of Prime Time

Remember folks, mutual stalking is a victimless crime.

DATE: Sun, 30 Sep 2007
SIZE: 29.2 MB
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09.29.07 SG #235 Pee on the Sting

Bowlingirl's confession, part two.

DATE: Fri, 21 Sep 2007
SIZE: 72.5 MB
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09.20.07 SG #234 Con-certo Number 2

Aquaman knows my town!

DATE: Thu, 20 Sep 2007
SIZE: 57.3 MB
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09.18.07 SG #233 The Long Con

Snow White in the hizzy

DATE: Sun, 16 Sep 2007
SIZE: 56.3 MB
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09.15.07 SG #232 Man on the Sturg

We're not just selling glass pipes and hemp lip balm... we're selling freedom.

DATE: Wed, 12 Sep 2007
SIZE: 32.2 MB
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09.11.07 SG #231 Fight me, Iím Irish

Ouch! Right on the nog

DATE: Sat, 08 Sep 2007
SIZE: 25.7 MB
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09.07.07 SG #230 Sturgis in my Nut Cell

Real live boobs and they're not even mine

DATE: Wed, 05 Sep 2007
SIZE: 21.2 MB
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09.05.07 SG #229 The Con

Mister Spock and his Spocky jock

DATE: Thu, 30 Aug 2007
SIZE: 22.1 MB
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08.30.07 SG #228 Foot Operated Queef Pump

If you were going on a desert island and you could only bring one line of incest porn...

DATE: Mon, 27 Aug 2007
SIZE: 21.9 MB
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08.26.07 SG #227 Interspecies Smackdown

Welcome to the 24th century, Soccergirl!

DATE: Thu, 23 Aug 2007
SIZE: 25.8 MB
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08.22.07 SG #226 Ryanís Majestic Graduation

This is what you get when Soccergirl is your girlfriend

DATE: Sun, 19 Aug 2007
SIZE: 32.1 MB
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08.19.07 SG #225 Chinesed Ryan

Now with 100 percent more Ryan

DATE: Tue, 14 Aug 2007
SIZE: 17.2 MB
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08.14.07 SG #224 The Corn Palace

Having sex with a horse... at least you've got a ride home

DATE: Sat, 11 Aug 2007
SIZE: 0.76 MB
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08.10.07 SG #223 Active Denial Technology

The Bowlingirl investigation part four

DATE: Fri, 03 Aug 2007
SIZE: 13.3 MB
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08.02.07 SG #222 Powerbars for the Soul

Fuck the chicken soup guy

DATE: Mon, 30 Jul 2007
SIZE: 28.7 MB
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07.29.07 SG #221 Squanto St. Paul

Vote for the show at podcastawards.com!

DATE: Thu, 26 Jul 2007
SIZE: 18.8 MB
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07.25.07 SG #220 Oh the Music

The nomination mission was a success!

DATE: Sat, 21 Jul 2007
SIZE: 17.1 MB
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07.21.07 SG #219 Srgjan Kerim

A noodle to China

DATE: Sun, 15 Jul 2007
SIZE: 8.45 MB
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07.15.07 SG #218 Don Pablo

Hello! Hola? Speaka the English?

DATE: Thu, 12 Jul 2007
SIZE: 10.9 MB
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07.11.07 SG #217 Maintainium

An extremely rare and inert compound found only in peace time.

DATE: Sat, 07 Jul 2007
SIZE: 18.5 MB
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07.06.07 SG #216 America Bowls

Get that queef monkey off my frequency!

DATE: Sat, 30 Jun 2007
SIZE: 20.0 MB
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06.29.07 SG #215 Emperorís New Condoms

Chemical rot is all a chemical's got

DATE: Tue, 26 Jun 2007
SIZE: 21.8 MB
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06.25.07 SG #214 Theoretically Possible Bob Is Back

This is cutting fucking edge podcasting

DATE: Fri, 22 Jun 2007
SIZE: 29.2 MB
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06.21.07 SG #213 Spontaneous Buddahood

Female ducks have very complicated genitalia.

DATE: Sun, 17 Jun 2007
SIZE: 0 MB
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06.16.07 SG #212 Magical Stan

Ruth Bell Graham wore lipstick because she didn't think it was a credit to Christ to be drab.

DATE: Tue, 12 Jun 2007
SIZE: 29.4 MB
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06.11.07 SG #211 Cockenpox

Now that's ironic. Alanis Morissette, take note.

DATE: Sat, 02 Jun 2007
SIZE: 32.3 MB
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06.02.07 SG #210 The Club Soda Challenge

America Democracy War Bad

DATE: Mon, 28 May 2007
SIZE: 23.7 MB
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05.27.07 SG #209 Tickle Chicken

Hurray to Ryan for graduating!

DATE: Tue, 22 May 2007
SIZE: 13.9 MB
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05.22.07 SG #208 I Have Never Pooped in My Pants (and other tales)

also Flintstones vitamins.

DATE: Wed, 16 May 2007
SIZE: 36.8 MB
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05.16.07 SG #207 Ryanís Jazzy Ways

Ryan will allow them to sprinkle his nuts.

DATE: Fri, 11 May 2007
SIZE: 37.6 MB
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05.11.07 SG #206 A Dead Baby Works

The only thing that doesn't make me bored. Love, God.

DATE: Mon, 07 May 2007
SIZE: 16.8 MB
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05.07.07 SG #205 The Abortion Cast

My abortion.

DATE: Thu, 03 May 2007
SIZE: 18.7 MB
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05.03.07 SG #204 Attention Replicator

We didn't hire our tactical officer to sit on his butt when he's threatened!

DATE: Mon, 30 Apr 2007
SIZE: 23.0 MB
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04.29.07 SG #203 My Little Ponae

An exclusive interview with Alec Baldwin.

DATE: Wed, 25 Apr 2007
SIZE: 24.2 MB
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04.25.07 SG #202 Lt. Heinie Reporting for Doodie

God says homosexuality is wrong unless, of course, you're in Dubai.

DATE: Fri, 20 Apr 2007
SIZE: 163. MB
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04.20.07 SG #201 The 200 Video Epiversary

Prepare to embark on a Soccergirl, Incorporated journey through time out of mind and space incarnate.

DATE: Fri, 13 Apr 2007
SIZE: 89.7 MB
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04.13.07 SG #200 An Extended 200th Epiversary

Dedicated to my hero, Kurt Vonnegut (both late and great).

DATE: Wed, 11 Apr 2007
SIZE: 21.3 MB
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04.10.07 SG #199.5 Brother Loveís Soccergirl At Podcamp NYC

So I haven't finished the 200th episode yet... So what!? Wanna fight? It'll be out on the 13th, promise!

DATE: Fri, 06 Apr 2007
SIZE: 26.7 MB
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04.05.07 SG #199 Human Pupa

Take note corporate America! Everything's better fortified with baby puke.

DATE: Sat, 31 Mar 2007
SIZE: 28.2 MB
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03.30.07 SG #198 Two Short Films

Color Me Burkha and Post Traumatic Pussy Disorder

DATE: Tue, 27 Mar 2007
SIZE: 29.8 MB
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03.26.07 SG #197 Space Eggs

Don't forget to get the space eggs for the om-a-let.

DATE: Thu, 22 Mar 2007
SIZE: 9.88 MB
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03.22.07 SG #196 The Smurfs (uncut)

(uncut)

DATE: Mon, 19 Mar 2007
SIZE: 3.75 MB
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Ancestor

by Scott Sigler

DATE: Sun, 18 Mar 2007
SIZE: 21.9 MB
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03.18.07 SG #195 Smurf Love, Brother

A Buttery Little Schoolboy (for you to french).

DATE: Wed, 14 Mar 2007
SIZE: 31.0 MB
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03.14.07 SG #194 That Babyís Daddy

Anna Nicole ended up paying me for sex.

DATE: Sat, 10 Mar 2007
SIZE: 18.4 MB
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03.10.07 SG #193 A Stringalong Golfer

It's all metaphorical, obviously.

DATE: Mon, 05 Mar 2007
SIZE: 18.0 MB
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03.05.07 SG #192 You Can Lick a Copís Asshole

Ryan didn't say poo-poo, he just said poop, but Jake definitely said poo-poo.

DATE: Thu, 01 Mar 2007
SIZE: 31.9 MB
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03.01,07 SG #191 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part three)

The Eastern Spiny Soft Shell Turtle looks like Baron Harkonnen from the Dune movie.

DATE: Tue, 27 Feb 2007
SIZE: 15.4 MB
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02.27.07 SG #190 Megamist

I'd like to wake up someone else in the middle of the night crying like an idiot, but I'm a megamist. I married myself.

DATE: Sat, 24 Feb 2007
SIZE: 17.3 MB
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02.23.07 SG #189 Elephant Rape: Often in the Butt

A new song by The Calculus!

DATE: Mon, 19 Feb 2007
SIZE: 47.1 MB
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02.19.07 SG #188 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part two)

I got microwaves measured in microwaves showing me ways to save giving me coupons!

DATE: Fri, 16 Feb 2007
SIZE: 22.1 MB
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02.15.07 SG #187 Didgeridonít

By "totally radical" I mean politically rather than surfer, although sometimes the twain meet... just look at Keanu in Point Break.

DATE: Tue, 13 Feb 2007
SIZE: 37.5 MB
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02.12.07 SG #186 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part one)

Zazztastic!

DATE: Thu, 08 Feb 2007
SIZE: 21.0 MB
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02.07.06 SG #185 How Am I Not Myself?

and what are these animal hands?

DATE: Sat, 03 Feb 2007
SIZE: 18.1 MB
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02.03.07 SG #184 Mag Neat-o!

The streaming graphics and pumping din of baselines from walls of stacked television monitors at Costco experienced a momentary lag, a wall of snow that jolted shoppers from the foolish, thoughtless stupor they enjoyed with passive acceptance on every other day.

DATE: Wed, 31 Jan 2007
SIZE: 28.2 MB
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01.29.07 SG #183 Bienvenudos America

She was about to close her eyes and spaz her duster arm around, when...

DATE: Sat, 27 Jan 2007
SIZE: 25.6 MB
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01.26.07 SG #182 Sex: Itís Probably How You Got Here

You sound unsoothing and also pretty chalky.

DATE: Tue, 23 Jan 2007
SIZE: 29.4 MB
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01.22.07 SG #181 Your Dying Mother

Dear Cindy, I am your dying mother.

DATE: Wed, 17 Jan 2007
SIZE: 18.0 MB
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01.17.07 SG #180 Get Up On My Nerts

Did I ever tell you about the time I went to a martial arts banquet and came home with a vagina in my head?

DATE: Fri, 12 Jan 2007
SIZE: 17.8 MB
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01.12.07 SG #179 That Dog Pisses Me Off

I wish Showbiz Dad could by my dad, but he's so hot that I'd be embarassed.

DATE: Sun, 07 Jan 2007
SIZE: 20.0 MB
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01.07.07 SG #178 Added Pukey Flavor

Vomitol Toothpaste! Now with APF.

DATE: Mon, 01 Jan 2007
SIZE: 15.4 MB
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01.01.07 SG #177 Blood Burgers

There *are* no waters in Casablanca. I was misinformed.

DATE: Wed, 27 Dec 2006
SIZE: 8.67 MB
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12.26.06 SG #176 Boxing Day Bathcast

A short update... tiding you over with tidings.

DATE: Fri, 22 Dec 2006
SIZE: 42.4 MB
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12.22.06 SG #175 A Soccergirl, Inc. Christmas, 2006

You must have a computer brain or something!

DATE: Tue, 19 Dec 2006
SIZE: 21.3 MB
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12.18.06 SG #174 Stuffryans

Fruit salad stuffryan is one of my favorite kinds of stuffryans.

DATE: Thu, 14 Dec 2006
SIZE: 40.7 MB
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12.14.06 SG #173 In a World World

IN A WORLD where this IN A WORLD trailer is the only WORLD they know...

DATE: Sun, 10 Dec 2006
SIZE: 22.1 MB
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12.10.06 SG #172 Power Up!

Shaved balls are like prickly chicken skin... I really don't want to rub my tongue on that.

DATE: Wed, 06 Dec 2006
SIZE: 15.9 MB
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12.06.06 SG #171 Dear Aliens

While I can't speak for everyone, I come in peace.

DATE: Sun, 03 Dec 2006
SIZE: 20.7 MB
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12.03.06 SG #170 Nine Guts

and one gut would be bad enough!

DATE: Wed, 29 Nov 2006
SIZE: 19.5 MB
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11.29.06 SG#169.5 The Secret Episode

Bathcast with Smurf porn

DATE: Wed, 29 Nov 2006
SIZE: 19.5 MB
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11.28.06 SG #169 Smurf Porn Bathcast

The Secret Episode

DATE: Fri, 24 Nov 2006
SIZE: 13.5 MB
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11.24.06 SG #168 Masturbators Around Every Corner

Thanksgiving Boxing Day is whack.

DATE: Wed, 22 Nov 2006
SIZE: 4.16 MB
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11.22.06 SG #167 The First Thanksgiving (redux)

Turkeys in the news

DATE: Sun, 19 Nov 2006
SIZE: 22.5 MB
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11.18.06 SG #166 Scott Sigler

Is a bad mother

DATE: Thu, 16 Nov 2006
SIZE: 39.7 MB
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11.15.06 SG #165.5 Spooktacular! take two

Before it was spooko.k., now it's SPOOKTACULAR!

DATE: Wed, 15 Nov 2006
SIZE: 20.2 MB
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11.15.06 SG #165 Old Man Rumsfeld

Welcome to our democratic country! Yay!

DATE: Thu, 09 Nov 2006
SIZE: 23.1 MB
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11.09.06 SG #163 Itís Pronounced Ryan P.

the perfect man

DATE: Fri, 03 Nov 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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11.03.06 SG#162 Bony Traits

I'm gonna have to invent a higher power... for some purpose.

DATE: Tue, 31 Oct 2006
SIZE: 5.14 MB
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10.31.06 SG #161 Satan’s Ball

Download the show here sucka: A quick update, a happy HALLOWEEN!! and a happy BIRTHDAY!! to my dad. Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: The Devil’s Ball Halloween (Tuesday, October 31st) 8PM - 11PM The Old Gym at Bard College Annandale-on-Hudson, NY 12504 – – Can’t afford a donation? You can still help out so much by voting for the show at Podcast [...]

DATE: Sat, 28 Oct 2006
SIZE: 20.9 MB
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10.28.06 SG #160 Ride Donkey Ride

At the poor man's carnival, there are no horsey rides.

DATE: Tue, 24 Oct 2006
SIZE: 16.5 MB
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10.24.06 SG #159 The Calculus

Ryan and I try the perfectly legal hallucinogen Salvia Divinorum.

DATE: Thu, 19 Oct 2006
SIZE: 36.0 MB
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10.19.06 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do the Portable Media Expo, 2006

Terrifio!

DATE: Tue, 17 Oct 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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10.16.06 SG #157 Commies

Download the show here sucka: My Bettie Paige costume… This episode includes: A new proclimation… namely that women who wear big heels are superhero women but, as my dad always said “it’s better to look marvelous than to feel marvelous, darling”, so whatever; global warming could be solved easily… the solution? bacteria, bacteria, bacteria; China’s new [...]

DATE: Wed, 11 Oct 2006
SIZE: 19.5 MB
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10.09.06 SG #156 Digital Anal Massage

In your reptile brain if nowhere else, you know you're missing out if you don't check me out

DATE: Thu, 05 Oct 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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10.05.06 SG #155 The First Annual Soccergirl and Ryan P. Birthday SPOOKTACULAR!

And you're invited!

DATE: Wed, 04 Oct 2006
SIZE: 18.5 MB
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10.04.06 SG #154 Render the Kernel Impure

1,2,3, the first three numbers in the number system.

DATE: Fri, 29 Sep 2006
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09.28.06 SG #153 EXPO 2006: The Arrival

Download the show here sucka: A quick guide to what we’re doing right now. Enter your email address (pretty please?) Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: – — The expo is coming up and, if you’d like to help us get there, you can send a donation below [...]

DATE: Wed, 27 Sep 2006
SIZE: 23.3 MB
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09.26.06 SG #152 Ready for Germ Battle

The whites of their eyes showing

DATE: Fri, 22 Sep 2006
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09.22.06 SG#151 Chirp Burper

We're not talking about the universe and good and evil here, we're talking about presents.

DATE: Sun, 17 Sep 2006
SIZE: 20.1 MB
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09.16.06 SG #150 Hurtling Towards the Earth at Terminal Velocity Is Not My Idea of a Good Time

32 feet per second per second

DATE: Wed, 13 Sep 2006
SIZE: 35.1 MB
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09.12.06 SG #149 The Egotist

Engage... I mean, DIS-engage.

DATE: Sat, 09 Sep 2006
SIZE: 23.4 MB
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09.09.06 SG #148 Roasted Buckwheat Groats

This show is dedicated to the late, great Steve 'The Crocodile Hunter' Irwin. Rest in peace.

DATE: Tue, 05 Sep 2006
SIZE: 43.0 MB
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09.05.06 SG #147 Plaything

My flow's not just monthly, y'all better watch out...

DATE: Mon, 04 Sep 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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09.03.06 SG #146 Poing Yang

Student loans are like spilled moo juice all over your future.

DATE: Wed, 30 Aug 2006
SIZE: 25.9 MB
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08.29.06 SG #145 Slaughtergirl Coin-Operated

Oh look, my slaughterer slaughterer luncheon invitation (it's being held in my honor)

DATE: Thu, 24 Aug 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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08.25.06 SG #144 For the Sake of the Story We’ll Call Him Eric

Doctor Soccergirl and Mademoiselle Masturbation, episode one.

DATE: Sun, 20 Aug 2006
SIZE: 34.2 MB
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08.20.06 SG #143 What Makes a Man?

Appreciation of the echo effect has been sorely lacking these days... with all this new-fangled technology.

DATE: Thu, 17 Aug 2006
SIZE: 45.8 MB
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08.17.06 SG #142 Kids These Days

Interviews with real live sophomores from Germantown Central High School (dramatic re-enactments)

DATE: Mon, 14 Aug 2006
SIZE: 30.5 MB
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08.14.06 SG #141 Finally Another Bathcast

I punched myself in the face with your fist.

DATE: Wed, 09 Aug 2006
SIZE: 26.4 MB
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08.09.06 SG #140 Jake

That is not a chicken. Now it is.

DATE: Thu, 03 Aug 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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08.03.06 Sg #139 The Only Remaining Question

Come see the siblings that can speak at the very same time! It will change your life.

DATE: Sun, 30 Jul 2006
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07.30.06 SG #138 The Man Necklace

A pee-covered damsel is more beast than beauty and once we start depicting beautiful women as animals, the rest of us might as well just throw up our hands and start embracing primitivism. If only in art.

DATE: Thu, 27 Jul 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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07.27.06 Sg #137 A Baby In His Mouth and a Dog Up His Ass

Zicky zicky zonked

DATE: Thu, 20 Jul 2006
SIZE: 24.6 MB
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07.20.06 SG #136 Tucrumpets

It is never too soon to start when you're talking about exploiting children.

DATE: Mon, 17 Jul 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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07.17.06 SG #135 Even Puritans Have Touched Their Own Bare Butt-Cheeks At Least Once

The Future-Condom Challenge!

DATE: Wed, 12 Jul 2006
SIZE: 29.2 MB
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07.12.06 SG #134 G-Town Summah Jamz

Dance moves that get this party started!

DATE: Sun, 09 Jul 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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07.09.06 SG #133 On the National Public

Download the show here sucka: Eliza and Tom are visiting and we’re on fiyah! Scratch tickets, the Japanese prime minister visits Graceland (if he likes Elvis, that’s good enough for me), my dignity in your pants, Mastaball’s latest addition… the RPM, animal sex, talking frogs, and, you guessed it, so much more! Shout outs, show [...]

DATE: Wed, 05 Jul 2006
SIZE: 69.1 MB
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07.05.06 SG #132 The Devil’s Onion

(click the VHS tape above to download the movie (control-click, save-link-as for some) Obviously the internet is my thing… I mean, talk about tree of knowledge! The Big Questions series is dedicated to the exploration of science, technology, entertainment, sex, religion, philosophy, metaphysics, (etc.), from the perspective of various important people / places / things / [...]

DATE: Fri, 30 Jun 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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06.30.06 SG #131 A Masterpiece of Human Origami

Download the show here sucka: There’s a new short story in this one. It’s called ‘The Foundation’. UK Johnny insults our American heritage (when he should be feeling embarassed about tuppence). Some raunchy audio comments in this one and a brief tale of the wicked Theman, our sworn enemies… In the beginning, your cloth was [...]

DATE: Mon, 26 Jun 2006
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06.26.06 SG #130 Sciency Futury

Download the show here sucka: Parts of this episode will be on SIRIUS sattelite radio Tuesday (6/27/06), channel 102! UK Johnny replies to the ladies and then we answer an important question, namely that peeing isn’t nearly as important as listening to SG, inc. Finally, nutrino bells escort us along a magical joy ride [...]

DATE: Wed, 21 Jun 2006
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06.21.06 SG #129 Beware the Jabberwock and the Tongue Scraper

Download the show here sucka: Cock soup, bloody tongues (another good band name if I do say so myself), Kevin with some more tunes, a song I made called Atomic Angry, and some musings centered upon the theme of ‘togetherness’ and listeners vs. The Gourds. Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: – UK Johnny, you best be [...]

DATE: Sat, 17 Jun 2006
SIZE: 32.7 MB
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06.17.06 SG #128 The Game

Download the show here sucka: A musical number in honor of Mastaball. I’ve set up a whole section of the website devoted to the “game” that changed my life. Check it out at mastaball.com. I’m entering this Earthlink thing with you, though I’m not sure they’ll appreciate the toilet comparison… everyone uses toilets though, [...]

DATE: Tue, 13 Jun 2006
SIZE: 36.3 MB
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06.13.06 SG #127 Mastaball

Download the show here sucka: We’re back! This welcome home show includes some Soccerdad action and a new game for you and yours… I missed you guys!! Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: – Thanks to jveight for the bath tea bags!! –Moldred! Your package ruled! Check him out (andhis furry friends) at rubberbeaver.com Oh big daddy, won’t you please use the [...]

DATE: Wed, 07 Jun 2006
SIZE: 20.7 MB
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06.07.06 SG #126 Turtleís Day Out

DOWNLOAD HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY JAKE!!! It’s been the busiest few weeks in recent memory, but tiredness can’t defeat me (partly because I’m so stubborn and partly because of the eye-lid clips). Here is another raw and un-plugged show for your enjoyment. Ryan, Jake and our good friend Tom are in rare form. Don’t forget that if you’re [...]

DATE: Wed, 31 May 2006
SIZE: 20.0 MB
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05.31.06 SG #125 The Gator Park

It wouldn't be a show with my brother, Jake, without you, Jake.

DATE: Sat, 27 May 2006
SIZE: 29.1 MB
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05.27.06 SG #124 Címon Guys, Magma?

Magma is totally a hoax.

DATE: Tue, 23 May 2006
SIZE: 44.4 MB
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05.23.06 SG #123 Primitive People

What's really missing from the media these days?

DATE: Wed, 17 May 2006
SIZE: 22.4 MB
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05.17.06 SG #122 Whatís the Point of Having Lots of Money if You Canít Buy Sex?

Prostitution is perfectly legit

DATE: Sat, 13 May 2006
SIZE: 34.5 MB
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05.13.06 SG #121 The Heart is Deceitful. Sit On My Face.

Exciting news

DATE: Tue, 09 May 2006
SIZE: 47.5 MB
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05.09.06 SG #120 What REALLY Makes Celebrities Tick?

Heman and Wonder Woman Pez teach me some real life lessons.

DATE: Fri, 05 May 2006
SIZE: 24.2 MB
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05.05.06 SG #119 Smurfass Bread and Smurfnipple Chowder

Smurf porn aplenty

DATE: Tue, 02 May 2006
SIZE: 17.4 MB
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05.02.06 SG #118 The Strange Thing About Mimes

Silent but deadly

DATE: Fri, 28 Apr 2006
SIZE: 20.6 MB
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04.28.06 SG #117 Extreme Cocks (my bread and butter) (eww)

Extreme silicone

DATE: Tue, 25 Apr 2006
SIZE: 24.1 MB
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04.25.06 SG #116 The Truth About Paris

Sometimes Paris just opens her big mouth and doesn't think about the consequences.

DATE: Sat, 22 Apr 2006
SIZE: 25.8 MB
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04.21.06 SG #115 Mika the Cat

Am I relative?

DATE: Mon, 17 Apr 2006
SIZE: 31.9 MB
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04.17.06 SG #114 Human Dick Meat

All Saints Orphanage

DATE: Wed, 12 Apr 2006
SIZE: 26.8 MB
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04.12.06 SG #113 Cyberspace ó The Default Space

A special offer from Swaziland.

DATE: Fri, 07 Apr 2006
SIZE: 40.8 MB
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04.07.06 SG #112 Me and My Aslan

Riddle me this, Aslan.

DATE: Sun, 02 Apr 2006
SIZE: 27.4 MB
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04.01.06 SG #111 Oh, Scratchity Baddity

Couldn't find my smokes but now it's over

DATE: Wed, 29 Mar 2006
SIZE: 32.4 MB
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03.29.06 SG #110 Clogging Up the Brain Drain

Homebase in the biggest tag game of all, the one we call life.

DATE: Fri, 24 Mar 2006
SIZE: 37.3 MB
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03.24.06 SG #109 Is There Anyone Out There ó a message from the planet Splerth

It was such a unique set of splerthinstances that led to the development of life on Splerth

DATE: Mon, 20 Mar 2006
SIZE: 21.2 MB
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03.20.06 SG #108 The Bob Odenkirk

s-u-b-t-l-e-t-y

DATE: Wed, 15 Mar 2006
SIZE: 28.8 MB
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03.15.06 SG #107 See-through Lenses

He's famous. He's avant garde. He's Barry Gerson.

DATE: Sat, 11 Mar 2006
SIZE: 67.1 MB
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03.11.06 SG #106 I Am God

Evidence of the divine.

DATE: Tue, 07 Mar 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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03.06.06 SG #105 The Carnival Life, for Me

Download the show here sucka: Ice cream candy in all flavors. Rats and cats, to pick up scraps. The Carnival life for me. CONTEST ANNOUNCED! Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: – It’s a new month! Follow this link: CAST YOUR MARCH VOTE FOR SOCCERGIRL, INC! – Calendars are still on their way to a few patient listeners… I’m including [...]

DATE: Wed, 01 Mar 2006
SIZE: 0 MB
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03.01.06 SG #104 Pope Mouth

Download the show here sucka: If you do not love the land you live on, how do you live the love you land on? (important questions abound…) This is a rather long episode but it’s full of juicy Ryan P. and a few songs and some pet psychic superstore action and pithyness. Remember, Fairness is freedom but justice [...]

DATE: Mon, 27 Feb 2006
SIZE: 34.9 MB
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02.27.06 SG #103 So, you want to be on reality T.V?

What could be more real than T.V. about being real?

DATE: Tue, 21 Feb 2006
SIZE: 31.6 MB
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02.21.06 SG #102 The powerhouse of the cell

Wifely expectation contract: exposed.

DATE: Thu, 16 Feb 2006
SIZE: 24.2 MB
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02.15.06 SG #101 Penis Daydreams

One for the jerk bank.

DATE: Sat, 11 Feb 2006
SIZE: 73.2 MB
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02.11.06 SG #100 The Soccergirl Centennial Retrospective

A feature-length trip through time.

DATE: Thu, 09 Feb 2006
SIZE: 25.8 MB
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02.08.06 SG #99.75 If you stole my shit, you can keep it! Just give back my mp3s

I was jacked.

DATE: Fri, 03 Feb 2006
SIZE: 39.6 MB
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02.03.06 SG #99.5 Welcome to Dreamspace

I love podcasting.

DATE: Tue, 31 Jan 2006
SIZE: 29.1 MB
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01.31.06 SG #99 Canít get enough of your love, the movie

The Sundance movie

DATE: Mon, 30 Jan 2006
SIZE: 26.2 MB
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01.29.06 SG #98 It Doesnít Matter What Your Name Is

Gus Van Sant, etc.

DATE: Thu, 26 Jan 2006
SIZE: 19.9 MB
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01.26.06 SG #97 The Gwyneth Paltrow

A Sundance recap

DATE: Fri, 20 Jan 2006
SIZE: 5.30 MB
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01.20.06 SG #96 COME MEET US AND HAVE A DRINK AT SUNDANCE!!

We're in the matrix

DATE: Wed, 18 Jan 2006
SIZE: 21.9 MB
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01.18.05 SG #95 Duh duh duh duh duh Inspector Gadget

Go go Gadget arms

DATE: Sat, 14 Jan 2006
SIZE: 26.1 MB
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01.13.06 SG #94 Old Man Hodges

Download the show here sucka Summary: Old Man Hodges isn’t your every day old man because he’s a shark. Excerpt: Your Eggo blazed brightly through the streets perched upon a platter perched upon a clever hand that balanced the platter steadily. No wiggling. And it was high over head-tops and muckity-muck and conventional passers-by who gave [...]

DATE: Wed, 11 Jan 2006
SIZE: 21.9 MB
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01.11.06 SG #93 Tiny tits in heels

Spam poetry

DATE: Thu, 05 Jan 2006
SIZE: 25.3 MB
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01.05.06 SG #92 Jean-Luc, you have a kind face

Download the show here, sucka Holy hell. He’s so dreamy! Ryan and I celebrate New Year’s with WI-FI TV and two guys from Canada. I want to wish a very happy birthday to everyone around the world. Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: – Sundance looms ever closer and our fundraising seems to have reached a plateau. Thank you SO [...]

DATE: Tue, 03 Jan 2006
SIZE: 15.5 MB
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01.03.06 SG #91 Go Cat Go

Download the show here, sucka Once upon a time there was a girl who travelled from one end of her yard to the other. But this same girl, who was from Transylvania, mistook her shower curtain for the great outdoors… This is a movie about specialty hobbies and transmutation and semiotics. It’s got music that will keep your [...]

DATE: Mon, 02 Jan 2006
SIZE: 20.0 MB
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12.31.05 SG #90 Iím talking about my SOUL

Download the show here, sucka Theoretically Possible Bob is back and he’s got beef. Ryan and sweet young boys from home make this an episode to remember. Shout outs, show notes, ephemera: – Are you just wiping your butt with money and then flushing it? Why not just have a dirty ass and send us the cash [...]

DATE: Thu, 29 Dec 2005
SIZE: 18.5 MB
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12.28.05 SG #89 I have a literal penis

Tremendous. Simply smashing.

DATE: Sun, 25 Dec 2005
SIZE: 28.0 MB
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12.25.05 SG #88 SG, Inc at Sundance!

DOWNLOAD What up holiday revelers? This is the longest I’ve ever gone without posting a show except for when I wasn’t a podcaster yet which was the dark time in my life so we shouldn’t discuss it. Christmas is going very well, and I got great presents but I’ll tell you about them later because now [...]

DATE: Wed, 21 Dec 2005
SIZE: 24.2 MB
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12.20.05 SG #87 Earn more sessions by sleeving

Yes, I've been double-teamed on more than one occasion.

DATE: Thu, 15 Dec 2005
SIZE: 23.6 MB
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12.15.05 SG #86 GW, youíre the person you hate when you watch TV

I wrote a song and I play that.

DATE: Tue, 13 Dec 2005
SIZE: 18.7 MB
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12.13.05 SG #85 Donít lie to me, Argentina

I could probably get more monkeys

DATE: Sat, 10 Dec 2005
SIZE: 28.4 MB
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12.09.05 SG #84 One Man and One Boy in Mexico

The flood warning in my heart

DATE: Wed, 07 Dec 2005
SIZE: 24.5 MB
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12.07.05 SG #83 And also there could be a problem like Maria

I have dreams and they will come true so I can get my momma out da hood.

DATE: Mon, 05 Dec 2005
SIZE: 17.9 MB
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12.05.05 SG #82 Summertime (the movie)

If it weren't for documentary film-making, we'd never know if things really happened.

DATE: Mon, 05 Dec 2005
SIZE: 6.13 MB
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12.04.05 SG #81 Leopards: Are they dangerous, how fast are they?

I don't think I should spoil it. Also I'm tired.

DATE: Thu, 01 Dec 2005
SIZE: 1.07 MB
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11.30.05 SG #80 My finger is in my *agina right now

Eat This Hot Show

DATE: Mon, 28 Nov 2005
SIZE: 13.0 MB
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11.28.05 SG #79 A Future Naked Podcast in Space

The dissolution of childhood dogma and pussy power

DATE: Sun, 27 Nov 2005
SIZE: 23.7 MB
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11.26.05 SG #78 Soccergirl puts the dot com back in my hard drive

What the people really want are celebrities.

DATE: Sat, 26 Nov 2005
SIZE: 21.7 MB
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11.26.05 SG #77 The First Thanksgiving

DOWNLOAD In the beginning, humans and turkeys lived side-by-side…. Shoutouts, show notes, ephemera: Hey everybody. So I had this movie almost totally finished last night, and was all excited to post it for Thanksgiving. Of course, at the last minute a big chunk of it got erased and it was all I could do to put on a [...]

DATE: Wed, 23 Nov 2005
SIZE: 30.4 MB
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11.23.05 SG #76 Spidergirl, Incorporated

DOWNLOAD Subscribe to the new feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/SGINC (I’m sorry to be confusing, but I’ve decided it’s best to stick with feedburner. I promise this won’t change again… I hope you guys can resubscribe without any trouble and if you see erroneous old SG feeds anywhere, kick the shit out of them!) This show starts off with a sweet [...]

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