Clef Palate

Fresh off the heels of Apple's latest iPOD announcement comes this new product from Pappy of ClefPalate.

Beth shows the Fandangos how to prepare her delectable apple dumplings. This episode is featured in Quicktime 320x240 but you can view the episode in 640x480 Quicktime (WMV also available) at www.clefpalate.com. Be sure to subscribe to our e-mailing list (check the homepage) as well as our podcast to be entered into our spectacular mini-refrigerator giveaway every episode. Recipe: 6 Granny Smith apples 6 single pie crusts (thawed) butter brown sugar granulated sugar pumpkin pie spice (cinnamon, allspice, ground cloves, nutmeg) vanilla ice cream (optional) Monkeys: The pizza delivery monkey gets an unexpected tip in this dirty look at hot, cheesy, primate sex. Performance: Beth lets her hair down in this tribute to hairbands and power ballads when she sings "I Remember You". Contest: Go here and join our e-mailing list: http://www.clefpalate.com/Mailings/mailings.html That's all you have to do to be eligible to win a mini-fridge.

Take one monkey and then 999 more monkeys and shove them in your iPod. Get it? You will once you see this Palate Cleanser. This quicktime is a 720p HD movie so expand to full frame viewing in iTunes. Visit the Clef Palate podcast (iTunes) or website www.clefpalate.com for more.

The boy schools the Fandangos in the art of his Pasta Surprise. This episode is featured in Quicktime 640x480 so be sure to expand your viewer fully to enjoy. Be sure to subscribe to our e-mailing list (check the homepage) as well as our podcast to be entered into our spectacular mini-refrigerator giveaway every episode. Recipe: elbow macaroni baby carrots chicken peanut butter maple syrup peas Monkeys: When Monkey Cruise is left home alone, his first instinct is to engage in some "Risky Business". Performance: The boy gives us a taste of some of his "Night Moves". Contest: Go here and join our e-mailing list: http://www.clefpalate.com/Mailings/mailings.html That's all you have to do to be eligible to win a mini-fridge.

Here's a chance to refresh your palate with another full episode coming real soon. In this cleanser, we meet a monkey caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. Find out what it is like "To Catch a Primate".

Sandea shows the Fandangos how to make her Chinese Barbeque Tofu. This time, the Fandangos deilver the most delicious meal to date, and in fact, prove Sandea's point that tofu can be good. Who will be the next guest chef? Who will win the guest chef contest? Subscribe and find out... Recipe: 1 lb. extra firm tofu 5 tablespoons hoisin sauce 1/2 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup dry white wine 2 tablespoons honey 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons minced scallions 2 teaspoons ginger 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon sesame oil 2 cups slice cherry tomatoes Monkeys: The Fandango monkeys take on visitors from another planet in Spielberg's classic Close Encounters. Performance: Sandea rocks harder than any guest chef using the tools that Whitesnake provides in "Here I Go Again".

Take one man, one monkey and put them together in a white room to work it out. Here's a chance to refresh your palate with another full episode coming real soon.

Kelly "Widget" shows the Fandangos how to prepare her Kooky Coconut Curry Chicken. It's a struggle but the Fandangos manage to pull off their most delicious offering to date. Also, Red and Widget make a love connection. Will it last? Subscribe and find out... Recipe: 1 pound boneless skinless chicken strips or cutlets 2 carrots 1 can light coconut milk 1 bag/box white rice 1 jar red curry paste 1 bunch scallions (green onions) 1 red pepper or orange pepper 1/2 pound snap peas 1 small can water chestnuts 1 can whoop-ass 1 can sweet corn splash of sesame oil minced garlic 1 green pepper Monkeys: The Fandango monkeys create the ultimate female monkey in this endearing tribute to Weird Science Performance: Widget brings the room to a standstill when she summons the spirit of Karen Carpenter in this dramatic performance of "Superstar".

Kid shows Red and Pappy how to prepare his sweet pigs wrapped in bacon blankets. However, the Fandangos quickly come to the realization that they cannot cook and need help... Recipe: 1 pound bacon 1 pound hot dogs 1 pound brown sugar 1 box toothpicks 1 aluminum tray Monkeys: The Fandango monkeys prepare for the ultimate karate showdown in this blistering tribute to the karate kid. Performance: Kid pours his heart out in this bittersweet rendition of the Bee Gees's classic "To Love Somebody".

Pappy shows Kid and Red how to make his delicious, crispy green beans. Recipe: 3 manly handfuls of fresh green beans bit of virgin olive oil 1 bulb of garlic fresh ground black pepper 3 pinches of cayenne pepper Monkeys: Murder follows the Fandango monkeys in this cold-blooded re-make of Hitchcock's classic thriller Psycho. Performance: Pappy signs a soulful interpretation of Bon Jovi's classic "Wanted Dead or Alive".

Red shows Kid and Pappy how to cook his world famous chicken quesadillas. Recipe: boneless chicken cutlets 1 tomato 1 onion 1 can refried beans 1 red pepper 1 pack large tortillas shredded cheddar and monterey jack cheese swiss cheese deli slices Monkeys: Watch as the Fandango monkeys evolve from banana eating primates into 3 homo erectus gourmets in this tribute to Stanley Kubrick's classic 2001. Performance: Red shines in this crooning but rockin' performance of Bryan Adams' hit "Everything I Do" featured in the Robin Hood motion picture soundtrack.