BLARM!

After exhaustively babbling in two blog posts about my adventures in Europe – I thought it only fitting that I throw together a video. This little snapshot tells the story of a girl (me!) trying to cure a broken heart and discovering the only way she can do it is to leave the continent. Although [...]

WankerGirl Is Here! After much time spent apart I am back with a brand new show. In this episode you will hear about the general ins and outs of my life. This includes my my unending love for the new Star Trek film, my pornographic epiphany and my brand new vampire hobbies. B - Random Notes, Burly [...]

Although I have been quiet, please know that I am still alive and well :)  To prove it you can watch a few random video bits of my life - here, there and everywhere. Enjoy

WankerGirl Is Blabber Go-Lightly B - I’m Not Dead, Points of Non-Interest L - BitchBuzz.com Praise A -Where is Spring?!? R - Durex Play Utopia ZING! M - Bea Arthur, Put it in Your Ears, Future Video

WankerGirl Is Glands B - Sickness, Dancing, Platforms L - Muscle Relaxers A -The End R - Cleaning Wipes M - The UK, Babble,Free Blow Jobs

WankerGirl Is A Second Time B - NYC, Toronto and Ass Kicking L - Massages A -Vacation Recording Fail R - It’s Back! M - Put it in Your Ears, Spin the Bottle, Someone Once Told Me, Burlesque Solo

WankerGirl Is A Valentine B - I’m OK, Burlesque, Babble L - Valentines Day God Dammit! A - 7 Random Things About Me - Inspired By Sukhjit R - COCK PUNCH! M - Lovely Comments, NYC!

Follow me as I prepare for my first real BIG Burlesque performance. Lots of preparation and lots of nerves all lead to an awesome show. Lovely

WankerGirl Is A BlubberFest B - A Little Heartbreak L - A New Microphone A - A Whole Pile of Tears R - Minus 5 Sex Drive M - I’m Fine! Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

WankerGirl Is Boxing In The New Year B - Incoherence-Fest! L - Xmas Grocery Store Music A - Xmas Puke and Pity R - Xmas Thongs M - 2008 and Bloc Party Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

WankerGirl FAIL! B - National Podcast Post Month, Vacations, The L, My House L - Comics! A - Me on the Radio! Outfront! Part 1 and Part 2 R - Burlesque! M - Miscellaneous Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

L - WankerGirl Is Up And Out And All Over And Away…Again Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

R - WankerGirl and Barry Manilow Hang Out Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

B - WankerGirl is Splish Splash Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

R - WankerGirl is Short and Very Sweet Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

A - WankerGirl is HungOver and Pokes Her Boob. Obviously. Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

R - WankerGirl Will Cream Herself Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

A - WankerGirl is Nervous and Toby Calms Her Down Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

A - WankerGirl Rants and Shops and Tells You About Put it in Your Ears!

A - WankerGirl Ponders Politics, Relationships and Blow Jobs

L- WankerGirl Sees Stars Music from The Podsafe Music Network

A - WankerGirl Whines About Her Ovaries

L - Reality Bites, Modern Romance On My Back, Lisa Loeb, Nana Mouskouri, Janeane Garofalo, Plucking in a Dressing Room

B - The Beginning of National Podcast Post Month, Fall?, Halloween, Nausea and Sex Noise, The Search for Food

WankerGirl is a Republican Belly Noise B - Belly Noises, Politics L - Uh Oh! A - New Audio Comment Line - 206-350-5587 R - Brazilian Pubic Hell or Heaven? M - Palin, Burlesque, E-Crush?, National Podcast Post Month Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

WankerGirl is Red   B - A Brief Vacation Overview, Podcamp Montreal, Relationships 2.0, Bloc Party L - Floor Burger A - Blow Jobs For Obama! R - Porn with @jessiejessie M -Blurry, Telling More, I Had Sex!!!!

A quick peek into WankerGirl’s 2 week vacation to Toronto, Montreal and NYC.

WankerGirl is Red  B - Confessions, Dinner, Friends, Sweat, Vacation L - S Club 7 A - RAIN! R - What’s In My Garbage M - Podcamp Montreal, Relationships 2.0, Go-Go Gadget Arms! Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.mevio.com/ Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is Loopy and Burping (and low-fi) B - Doing Chores Babble - Fueled By Chemicals L - Living Alone A - Kevin’s Smiths Answer!, My Reaction! R - Burp (GROSS!) M - Sleepiest Misc. Ever Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.mevio.com/ Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is Taking Forever B - Boston, Zit, Lazy Day, Bad Sex L - Roommate Emilie A - The Shop Is Closed R - Puke Hell M - New Computer, Miso Soup, Listener Feedback Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.mevio.com/ Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is HOT HOT PINK B - After 100 in the Mirror L - That 5 Extra Minutes A - How to Dye Your Hair HOT HOT Pink R - Lube Love M - Liking, Podcamp Boston, Moving Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.mevio.com/ Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl Is 100! B - Setting 100 Up L - 100 Likes A - Blarm! Radio R - Rude Retrospective M - Closing Babble and Awesome Comments Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.mevio.com/ Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl Is Music and In Like and Midget Porn B - Here I Am, Bad Days, Music Love - Sarah Slean, Leonard Cohen, Stars, Death Cab For Cutie, Toronto L - A Boy A - Art For Me! Blarm II and WankerGirl in Charcoal R - Midget Porn M - Audio Comment, Show 100, Death Cab Story Visit me at [...]

WankerGirl Is Scrapbooking NYC B - Leaving for NYC L - Moving Walkways in Montreal A - Bitching About an Annoying French Woman R - A Talk With Phil Campbell M - Saying Goodbye….Over an Over Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.mevio.com/ Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl Is Birthday Happy! B - I’m 31!, Cakes, Mommy Card, BBQ, Nails L - I Like Me! (A Boy Story) A - I’m Published - http://thescope.ca/2008/05/diy-podcasting/ R - Smell M - Jake Comment, Geek Soap, PEE! Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.mevio.com/ Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: Music By simian [...]

WankerGirl Loves the Peeps! B - Vacation Junk L - PodcampNYC A - Themes for Summer 2008 R - TWICE! M - Loads of Comments, B-day, Jessiejessie, Getting it Together Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl Is Moving in the Sun B - Waiting For a Cab L - Tipsy Tuesday A - SUN! R - On the Toilet M - Miscellaneous Ramblings, Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl Is Permanent B - Spinning Rooms, Storms, Asshole L - Rubber Boots A - Tattoo! R - Au de Wank M - Home Alone, Show 100, Chocolate Bunny, Burlesque, Fart , Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: Rubber Boot Music Is By dotCommunism From The Podsafe Music Network

WankerGirl Is A Baby B - NYC Overview, Semi Precious Weapons L - Hey Baby A - Jakes Drunken Comment Just Not Right Podcast R - My Mom Knows M - The BroadCast, Business Suits, Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl Needs A Big Bear B - Video!, NYC Maps, Babble L - Snow Days A - Valentine Bear R - Tit Wank M - Bathroom, Mermaid, Xmas Tree Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl Has a Sick Heart for the Singles B - Grammy’s, Holy Fuck - I Was Sick L - Candy for Breakfast A - Feverish Rants (Gross Noodle Eating) R - Nude Sickness M - Wellness, NYC, Salsa, V-Day, Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is a Cold Ass Psycho B - Len, Dinner, Weather, I am an Accesorist L - Chocolate - Crackling Elves A - In the Blizzard Looking For Pizza R - Cold Sphincter M - Jay Art, Home Economics, Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is Yawning in Winter B - On My Bed Babblings L - Sliding!!! A - On a Frozen Lake R - Should You Have Sex on the First Date? M - Comments, Dildo, Tattoo, Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is Wet and Laughing  B - Bath Beginnings L - Bath Pillows (Misc. Clam Babbling) A - 2a.m. Babbling R - Alien Masturbation M - More Romance, Romantic Sex Girlfriend Video, Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is Back to the Future B - Hair+Birthday+Christmas=Tired L - Mom A - What I Should Do in 2008 R - Random Rudeness M - Romantic Feedback, 2007 Thoughts, Blip, Go Daddy Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is a Feverish Romantic B - Its All About Romance and Bjork L - Romantic Moments A - Romance From Everybody, CreepySleepy R - Romance and Sex M - Romantic Final Thoughts, BroadCast, Go Daddy, Anjie Bee, Jill Barber Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is a Musical B - Parties, Burlesque, Parades and Boys L - Walks and Music A - A Musical Adventure! (The Idlers) R - I Found It! M - Feedback, Videocast, NY, Go Daddy, Stars Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is Gaining and Losing B - Look at Me! L - Teacup A - Stuffed Toys R - Missing - One Vibrator M - Coat Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662)

WankerGirl is Hanging Out With Jordan. Word. B - Who is this Jordan L - Pork Casserole A - Advice from Jordan R - Jordan is Shot-Down! M - Go Daddy, Fur Packed Action Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #83

WankerGirl is Rude-tastic! B - Weekend Fun L - Battery Operated Best Friend A - Disappointing Gel R - Question M - Comment, Podcast Alley, Go Daddy, Randomness Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #82

WankerGirl is Live From Hell B - Sad Friday, Paul Anka, Drunken Saturday, Family Turkey L - Pee A - Waxing My Upper Lip R - Sex Advice From… M - Cousins, Politeness, Flickr, Twitter, Go Daddy, Potatoes!! Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #81

WankerGirl is Throwing Out the Apple B - NYC Tales L - Smokes, Indoor Plumbing, Burritos, Sea Salt Air, etc. A - Chai Sharks R - Family Closeness M - Comments, Go Daddy, Get Nicole Here! Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: Ending Music Is By The Shakes From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show #80

WankerGirl is Obsessed with Bathrooms B - Crazy Ladies, Graffiti, Birds L - Legs in the Air A - My Funny Voice R - Hair in the Butt M - Audio Comment,Hat, NYC, Podcast Alley, Contact Me Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #79

WankerGirl is 4 B - 4 Things L - 4 Likes (Metric) A - 4 Weird Things WankerGirl Did as a Kid R - 4 Requests M - Comment, Baby Poo, Podcast Alley, Contact Me Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #78

WankerGirl Wants a CUCK B - Weather, Rain, Dog Balls, Birthday Bus L - Chris and His Comment A - On My Bedside Table R - If I Had A Penis M - My Mouth, User Comments, Podcast Alley Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #77

WankerGirl Is Wishing This Show Didn’t Happen B - Smoking, Socializing, Superbad, Shit L - Nicole A - A Drunken Rant R - Soggy Biscuit M - Mindless Babble, Podcast Alley, Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #76

WankerGirl Is Confused But Content B - NYC Stories, Meet Up? L - Cell Phone A - Melancholy Morning R - NYC Bathroom M - Audio Comments, Podcast Alley, Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: Ending Music Is By Rilo Kiley From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show #75

WankerGirl Is All Over The Place B - Stress, Drunk, Woody Allen, Spelling, Fortune Cookie L - Bumpy-Lou A - Bird Terror R - Booger Love M - Audio Comment, Boston Fan, Podcast Alley, NY Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: Ending Music Is By Dead Heart Bloom From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show #74

WankerGirl Is Dancing B - Anniversary, The Regatta, Complaint L - The Royal Tenenbaums A - In The Park R - Vibrator Update M - NYC, Listener Feedback, Podfinder UK Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: Ending Music Is By The Veils From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show #73

WankerGirl is No Longer Sick - Sort Of B - Being Sick, Walk With Poos and Rain L - Hey Rosetta A - German Marriage R - Vagina Name M - Love Songs, Photosynthesis, Feedback Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #72

WankerGirl is Without Fan B - Warm, Cell Phone, Perf, David, Park L - Liking Randomness at 3:30 a.m A - Zombie Robots! R - Naughtiness with Jordan and Maria M - The Masthead with Marie Claire, Intro Thanks, Feedback, MyWorld Podcast Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: Ending Music Is By The Comas From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show [...]

WankerGirl is in Mourning B - Randomness in the Rain L - ChickenBalls! A - Stinky Toes R - Vibrator Death M - The Masthead with Marie Claire, Choirs, Audio Comment Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: “Rude” Section Music Is By Jeanne Backofen Craig From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show #70

WankerGirl Thinks About Numbers B - Party, Hula Hoops, Nephew, Hair L - Canada and Canadian Things A - THEY ARE BACK! R - 69 M - Flickr, Fireworks, The Masthead with Marie Claire Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #69

WankerGirl Likes it Raw B - Sushi, BBQ, Italian, Meat Naughty Bits L - White Wine A - Nightmare R - My Family’s Sweaty Arse M - Friends, Canada, Spinal Tap, Podcast Alley, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #68

WankerGirl is a Mother F***er B - Shock, Sweat, Hate, Victory and Happiness L - Crooners A - Boy Meets Girl in the Grocery Store R - Swinging Lobsters M - Hot Podcasters, Fathers, John, Podcast Alley, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #67

WankerGirl is Enjoying the Warmth B - Gym, Burlesque, Conversations L - Girly Robot A - Randomness In a Bathroom R - Rude Voicemail M - Lying Down in Bed, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #66

WankerGirl Eats a Banana B - Pregnancy, Dinner, Daniel, Abby, Kate Nash L - My Sister A - Eating a Banana R - Poop M - The Weekend, Boys, Jim, POB Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Note: “Rude” Section Music Is By Marty Buttwinick From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show #65

WankerGirl Fears Spiders B - Spiders, Actors, Long Weekends L - Fog Horns A - Ranting R - Smells M - Nicole, Vealchart, Babble, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #64

WankerGirl is Melancholy, Happy and Single B - Vacation Overview L - Piggy Banks A - Happy Birthday to Me! R - Walking in on Sex M - PMS, Being Single, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #63

WankerGirl is All About the Chocolate B - Cat Poo, Food, Dad Birthday, Cabin, Crap L - Chocolate and Jelly Beans A - Bored with Chocolate R - Boardgames and Oral M - Beth and Vealchart Comments, Vacation, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #62

WankerGirl is in the Kitchen B - Meeting Parents, Swearing, Shock Me L - Downtown, St. John’s A - Smoking During BLARM (Sneaker Pete) R - Swallowing M - Sweden Comment, Double Date, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #61

WankerGirl on Good Friday B - Easter, Bill Clinton, Abby Birthday L - Birds Chirping A - Girlfriend R - Umbrella Sex M - Beth Comment, Smoking, In Bed, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #60

WankerGirl is Inconsistent in the Bath B - In the Bath, Roommate Emilie, Vacation L - Gifts From Europe A - Talking to the Ex (I say food when I mean brain) R - Under The Taps M - The Office, Shaving, Birthdays, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #59

WankerGirl Babbles Oh So Much B - Random Babbling at its Worst L - Eyeglasses Chain A - Bloody Eye Yumminess R - Dave of Chub Creek Asks About Rude M - Cookies, Questions, More Babbling, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #58

WankerGirl is Awesome B - Roommate Emilie Vacation, Bjork Love, Misc. L - Awesome A - I Love Grim Reaper Babies R - Guess Who? M - Sneaker Pete Cookies, MONEY!, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #57

WankerGirl is Back From NY B - Back Home From New York L - Public Pillow Fights A - Bits and Bites of Nicole and Me (Drunk) R - Rude Bitch in the Lineup M - Thanks to the World, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #56

WankerGirl is Anticipating B - Nephew, Flamenco, Vagina Monologues L - Lazy Sunday A - Blarm/Missing Something Meet up - [email protected] R - A Porn Musical M - Nicole Comment, NY Stuff, Emilie’s B-Day, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #55

WankerGirl is Clean B - Gym, Going Back to My House, Foreign Movies L - Shinerama Hand Dryer A - Steps to A Good Moment R - Underwear Up the Ass M - Audio Comments, NY Stuff, Celebrity Hate, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #54

WankerGirl is in the Chair B - New York God Dammit! L - Drunk Rude Guy A - 5 Things I Am Crap At R - Boobies At The Gyn M - Jack Comment, What is Sexy?, Passport, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #53

WankerGirl is Bummed Out B - Feeling Bad, Flamenco Lessons, Snow Day, Good Neighbour L - Late Xmas Gifts from Nicole A - Answering Damphlett’s Email R - Online Sex M - Red Hair For Me?, IRiver Update, Go Daddy Promotion Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #52

WankerGirl is Sleeping and Dreaming and Burping B - Eyebrows, Babies, Dancing, Talking to Strangers L - Alex P. Keaton A - Murdering Unicorns R - Burps M - Listener Audio Comments, Go Daddy Promotion, Now Go to Bed Music By Chris Rusu and Anji Bee Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #51

WankerGirl is 50! B - Being 50, New Years, Wimpiness L - Like Retrospective A - New Years Greetings R - Poo Overflow M - Comments from Vealchart, Emil and Sneaker Pete Ending Music By Mates of State Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #50

WankerGirl Thinks About Xmas and 2007 B - Xmas Events, Gay Dancing, New Word L - Robe and Socks A - Listen to Lemuria R - Getting Dirty With a Pole M - Xmas Comments From Paul and Dave, Turning 50, Yippee to 2007 Ending Music By Steffen Coonan [...]

WankerGirl Just Before Christmas B - Good Lord Do I Babble On About Nothing L - Candy Canes A - Barely Awake R - Sex in a Side Table M - Audio Comments, Itunes Problems, Xmas, Ending Music By Catgut Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #48

WankerGirl is Home B - Moving, Smoking and All That Crap L - My New Bed A - GingerBreadMan Death R - Poos That Hurt M - Audio Comment, Settling In, Xmas Shopping, Ending Music By Steffen Coonan http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #47

WankerGirl is at Her Sister’s House B - Sister, Cat Poop, Moving House, Packing CD’s, Xmas L - Cake in a Jacuzzi A - Me on a Baby Grand R - Foreskin Wonder M - Audio Comment, Vacation, Ending Music By Steffen Coonan Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #46

Its the Sleepy Show…ZZZZzzzzzzz B - Buffet, Craft Fair, Leaves, Box Collecting L - Movies All By Yourself A - Man Hate? The Dr John and Dr Lorne show R - Nice Tasting Spunk M - Pubic Feedback, House Sitting, Fashion Tips, Mindless Babble Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #45

WankerGirl likes and fears the muff B - Pigging Out, Back to Work, INXS, Moving, Family Dinner, Next Vacation? L - Ear Muffs A - What Should Go in My Heart Locket? R - Pubic Hair M - Emil Comment, Corduroy Appreciation, Boring Stuff Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #44

WankerGirl Is Back. C’est Bon! B - Back Home, Thoughts on Montreal L - Glasses and Corduory Blazers A - Almost Asleep in Montreal R - Oral Sex, Talking Dirty and Sex on Your Period M - Post Office Box, New Apartment, Death Cab For Cutie, My First Krispy Kreme Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #43

WankerGirl Is Burping And You Will Love It B - Full Belly, No Internet, Going Out, Giving The Eye L - Bras! A - Flapper Map Victory! R - The Sexy Librarian, Audio From Jim At Check This Out! M - Sneaker FM, Beth Comments, Insult Requests, Off To Montreal Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Audio Comments: 206-339-BOOB (2662) Download Show #42

Forgive Me - I Am A Little Late And A Lot Crap B - Roommate Emilie, Hair Shedding, Phil In NY, Weekend Of Ass Shaking L - Chef Boyardee A - Me Trapped In A Shower R - I Am A Shit Eater M - Sneaker FM, Something Missing, Send Me Cookies, Thanks To All, Love Mr. Sheep Visit me at [...]

WankerGirl is back to normal! B - Let’s Have Fun, Sushi, Shopping, Green Nano Love L - Colin And His Single Tips A - A Druken Cigarette (Music by Mr, Tunes) R - The Bloody Battle of Boobs and Bras M - Thanks To Everyone, Flapper Map, Podshow Craziness Visit me at http://www.blarmcast.podshow.com Download Show #40

The Break-up Show B - The Break-up L - Everything I Don’t Like A - Bedrooms and Serial Killers R - Masturbation or Being A Whore (I’m Clueless) M - Montreal, Contact Me, Flappr Map Confusion, Kimo Watanabe Podshow PDN {podshow-9f9a9079400cebcc1273b1afcbd6e3b0} Download Show #39

A Very Special BLARM - An Autumn Walk B - Driving Class Victory, My Uncomfortable Questions Interview L - Autumn and Everything Else That Exists A - Graveyard Love and Zombies R - Butt Sex And Butt Shit M - Random Stuff In Front Of My House Download Show #38

Worst Show Ever B - Pasta, Driving Lessons, JC Superstar, Pretty Finger Nails L - Cinnamon Gum A - Awfully Sick R - How Many People Do You Need For An Orgy? M - This Show Sucks, Drunk Show?, Ipod Death, Naughty Librarians, Flapper Map Update, Video? Huh? Note: I am stupid and I blame the caffeine. Christopher Guest’s film is called [...]

Join Me On The Floor B - Randomness, Plucking Hair, Exercise, Icky Basic Instinct L - Look of Love By ABC A - A Letter to Andie R - Sex Shop Fun M - Bjork In The Dishwasher, PK and J Marriage, John Cusack And All The Usual Stuff Download Show #36

I Am Back! B - Time Off Talk, Raquel Love, Hot Librarian Fashion, I Am Fat L - Creme Brulée And Gold Shoes A - Heartbroken Robots R - 5 Thoughts On Porn, RareOopDVD M - Viewer Feedback On Sandwich Toppings, Krispy Kreme, Podcast Alley Time, Flappr Map Update Download Show #35:

Can I Pee My Way To Millions? B - Guests, Boat Tour, Send Me a Donut And Exploding Jam L - New Sandwich Spread Sensation A - New Underwear! R - Fast Pee Talent M - Sneaker Peet, Philosophy Guy, Jake from CTL, Saskia, Flappr Map Update Note - I forgot the kiss goodbye this week. I guess that means I [...]

Join Me In A Hot Hot Room B - Intro from Dave, New Shoes, New Phone? L - 400- Thread Count Sheets A - Pickle In Your Purse R - Nail A Golden Girl M - Vealchart comment, Dred 242 Advice, Flappr Map Update, What to Buy Next? Download Show #33

WankerGirl Shakes Her Ass B - Europe, Iron Maiden, Prank Callers, Bacon L - School Supplies and Stationary A - Asking Sleepy Phil A Question R - My First Kiss M - Jake Comment, VealChart Is The Winner, Flickr, Flappr Map Update Download Show #32

Men And Music And A Contest B - Dad and Clinton, Random Stuff L - Ray Liotta’s Laugh A - I Think Jude Lawe Is The Antichrist R - Are Men Perverts? Phil and Dave Do The Perv Test M - User Feedback, Adam Loves Me, Flappr Map Update, BLARM Musical Contest Don’t Forget To Vote For Me At Podcast Alley [...]

I Am Better - Woo Hoo B - Sickness All Gone, Pinkie Swears L - Phil - The Ipod Hero A - Lawn Mowing Breakdown R - Looking At Your Poo, Daily Source Code M - MSCL Feedback, MyWorld Podcast, Sneaker.fm, WankerGirl Birth, Flappr Map Download Show #30

I Am Sick - Boo Hoo B - Sickness, Work, Glasses, Flickr, Lost Pen L - My So Called Life A - Ear Stink R - Naughty Spam M - Podshow Profile, MySpace, Odeo Comments, Frappr Map, Teresa Toomah Help Download Show #29:

Who The Hell Is Billy Holly? B - Vacation Week 2, Food, New Glasses L - Hot Summer And The Beer A - Painting My Walkway - The Musical R - Distorted View Comment M - Dred 242 Video, Doggie Feedback, Sign My Frappr Map, Flickr? Download Show #28

Wanker In The Sun B - WankerGirl Holiday L - Mach 3 Razor A - Almost Asleep R - Behind The Doggie M - MyWorld Audio Comment, Choose The Left, PK And J Download Show #27

This Will Rock Your World B - Vacation, Podcasters Across Borders, Server Weirdness L - It’s Not A Toomah! A - Cake In A Bathroom, Expiry Dates R - Rudeness Dana and Phil Style M - Podcast Gushing and Other Mindless Crap Download Show #26

I Ate A Cookie During This One B - Week Of Vanity L - Hash Brown Telethon A - My First Heartbreak R - IN HIS HANDS! M - Full Body Shot, My World Podcast, Potato Picture, Goddess Of The Overbite Download Show #25

The One With The Annoying Noise In The Background B - World Cup Fever, Skype Me, Shredder Update L - Potato A - Top 5 Things You Don’t Know About Me R - PISSER! M - People Who Are Nice To Me, People Who Like Me Now, Porn Results, Tiger Or Bear Download Show #24:

A BLARM! Musical B - My Computer Love, My Cure Love L - Freezepop A - Best Audio Comment Ever - Chub Creek R - A Porn Buffet M - Happy Birthday Phil, I AM Flat Out Hot, Send Me Your BLARM!s Download Show #23:

This Is Not Show 23 B - Season Finale Week, The End Of The Bond-athon L - I Love My Macbook A - Phil Has A Podcast R - Sex On Film M - Vealchart Is Good, Misc. Crap Download Show #22

Let’s Eat Meatloaf! B - Eat Meatloaf, Movie Watching Update L - I Like Jamie A - Laptop Victory, Phil Appreciation R - Rude Movie Theatre Cocksuckers M - Erin And Jake Candy, Feedback, Paul Is My Nemesis, Audio Comment Line Download Show #21

Join Me In The Tub For Show #20 B - Blarm is 20, My Stupid Week L - Live From The Bath A - Happy Birthday To Me, Comment from Jake and Erin R - Farts - smellypoop.com and Flat-D Innovations M - Comment from Dred242, Canadian Podcast Buffet, I Love You Mom! Note: Fart Poem Music Is By after touch [...]

Listen To My Booger Love And Listen To Me Say “Anyway” 1 Billion Times B - Summer Lawn, Tv In The Bedroom, My Birthday! L - Girls Just Want to Have Fun A - Rare and Out of Print DVDs R - Choose the Left Question My Boogers M - Geek Acres Podcast, 2 Weird Thoughts, 1 Show A [...]

SCARY MONSTER BALLS! B - Montreal Produce, Laptop Love, Terminator, TV in the Bedroom L - Lloyd Dobler of Say Anything A - Choose the Left Feedback And Question R - Bathroomsurvey.com - From Nick M - North Shore Paul Feedback - Twenty Acre Lake Podcast Download Show #18

Come Celebrate St. George’s Day With WankerGirl B - St. George’s Day, Colin’s B-Day, Missing Friends, Movie-a-thons L - Boyfriends And Chores A - Indecisiveness - Debt or Laptop? R - The C Word M - Giantkillermantis Is Mean To Me, Jake’s Phil Love, NoiseDroid Download Show #17

Phil Joins Us In The BLARM Fun! B - Easter, Phil’s Voice, New Site Design Soon L - My Pink Hair! A - Saskia - A Girl Is Listening R - The Search For Porn M - Jake Comments, Matt Comments, etc. Download Show #16

Spend Another Anti-Social Saturday Night With WankerGirl B - Weird Friends and Weird Dreams L - Big Pants A - Dentist Fear R - Boy and Girl Farts M - The Manly Geek Show Promo, No Poo Picture, Me Being Crap, Be Mean To Me Download Show #15

More Music, More Testicles, More Burps And One Rocking Tune! B - RoboCop, Movie Exchange, Super Skillet Madness and A Big Shit L - King Of Wishful Thinking - Go West A - No Madonna Tickets But A Dictionaraoke Song Instead R - Phil’s Burps M - The Wacky Watermelon Promo, Testicle Examiners and Pervy Germans Download Show [...]

Listen To Me Get Hyper Due To A Vegetarian Sub B - Feeling Better, Shredder Update and Andre’s Fist L - Gilmore Girls A - Poll Question - Madonna Or A New Computer? R - Testicles M - Two Blind Squirrels Promo, German Naughtiness, Stupid Questions Note: Testicle Montage Music Is By jr From The Podsafe Music Network Download Show [...]

It’s Friday Night And I’m Feeling Alright and I Think I Gotta Few Things To Say To You! B - Working Late, A Broken Shredder L - Carrot Cake Recipe A - DOUBLE FIST POWER! R - Puke, Still Playing Cards Show Promo M - All Your Comments WankerGirl’s Carrot Cake Recipe 2 Cup Flour 2 Cup Sugar 2 Tsp Baking Soda 2 Tsp Baking [...]

Speaking to the world in the middle of a Blizzard B - Shredding and Review L - Mr. Visa A - Paul Sends A Comment, Shout-Out from Jake R - Wankering A Wank, Lip Gloss and Laptops Promo M - PK and J Wrote Back, Another Lousy Day, Mostlynews.net Download Show #11

Its Show 10! Woo Hoo! The Longest Show Ever! B - Show 10 and Phil Abuses Me! L - I Love The PK and J Show! A - I Am A Geek! R - Boobies! M - Podshow Radio Promo, My World, Sign My Frappr Map, I-River Purchase Note: Boobie Montage Music Is By Incidental Fusion From The Podsafe Music [...]

Listen to me complain, rant and get depressed over nothing important. B - I Am Bored and Bummed Out L - DIY Men A - No Driving Ambition R - Crap Joke and Boobs M - BuckeyeDriveTime Promo, Diarrhea, Frappr Map, Podcast Alley Voting, Contact Me Download Show #9

Phil joins the BLARM as a special guest host. It’s crap. B - Phil Hates Podcasting L - Getting Old, Purple, Ferris Bueller, etc. A - My Melon Head R - The Never Ending Poop Story M - Bored Suburbia, VealChart Is Nice, BuckeyeDriveTime, Podshow Radio Download Show #8

The most frustrating show yet! B - Anniversary, Shatner’s Tit L - Pudding A - I Am A Lazy Disgrace R - Phil And A Desk M - Boring Crap - Part 2, Geek Acres, The Mike Beckham Show Download Show #7

Another show of mildly boring rubbish B - New Coffee Percolator, Auntie Crae’s Coffee L - I Adore William Shatner A - New Mac For Me R - Horrible Pap M - Boring Crap Download Show #6

Talking with a belly full of spaghetti! B - No Snow is good and Gigli is bad L - My Secret Love of Hall and Oates A - My Self-Checkout Rage R - USB Naughty-bits M - Mysterious Universe, Educational Programming, The Flying Veal Chart Company Download Show #5

Non-stop dizziness and burping. Woo Hoo! B - Beginning - Snow and Selfishness L - Likes - Colin Firth A - Alarm - Smelly People R - Rude - “Burb” M - Misc. - Jake’s Podcast and SmartandBelgrave.co.uk Download Show #4

B - Beginning - New Theme Song L - Likes - Me and You and Everyone We Know, Miranda July’s Blog A - Alarm - Phil is a Shoveling God and I Wrote a Song to Thank Him R - Rude - Public Pooping M - Misc. - Jake likes me! Download Show #3

Listen to me babble on about everything and nothing at 12am at night. B - Beginning - I’m Back! L - Likes - Breakfast in a Restaurant A - Alarm - Maroon 5 Sucks R - Rude - Tampon Drunks M - Curling - Go Canada! Note: I am still trying to figure out my sound levels so forgive me for [...]

How original of me - my first podcast. It sort of sounds like crap but who cares. I have arrived! I am a somebody! My life has meaning! No more lonely nights watching Gilmore Girls reruns! I have a podcast! B - Beginning - Why have a podcast? L - Likes - Tea A - Alarm - Curling R [...]