BLARM!

After exhaustively babbling in two blog posts about my adventures in Europe – I thought it only fitting that I throw together a video. This little snapshot tells the story of a girl (me!) trying to cure a broken heart and discovering the only way she can do it is to leave the continent. Although [...]

WankerGirl Is Here! After much time spent apart I am back with a brand new show. In this episode you will hear about the general ins and outs of my life. This includes my my unending love for the new Star Trek film, my pornographic epiphany and my brand new vampire hobbies. B - Random Notes, Burly [...]

Although I have been quiet, please know that I am still alive and well :)  To prove it you can watch a few random video bits of my life - here, there and everywhere. Enjoy

WankerGirl Is Blabber Go-Lightly B - I’m Not Dead, Points of Non-Interest L - BitchBuzz.com Praise A -Where is Spring?!? R - Durex Play Utopia ZING! M - Bea Arthur, Put it in Your Ears, Future Video

WankerGirl Is Glands B - Sickness, Dancing, Platforms L - Muscle Relaxers A -The End R - Cleaning Wipes M - The UK, Babble,Free Blow Jobs

WankerGirl Is A Second Time B - NYC, Toronto and Ass Kicking L - Massages A -Vacation Recording Fail R - It’s Back! M - Put it in Your Ears, Spin the Bottle, Someone Once Told Me, Burlesque Solo

WankerGirl Is A Valentine B - I’m OK, Burlesque, Babble L - Valentines Day God Dammit! A - 7 Random Things About Me - Inspired By Sukhjit R - COCK PUNCH! M - Lovely Comments, NYC!

Follow me as I prepare for my first real BIG Burlesque performance. Lots of preparation and lots of nerves all lead to an awesome show. Lovely

WankerGirl Is A BlubberFest B - A Little Heartbreak L - A New Microphone A - A Whole Pile of Tears R - Minus 5 Sex Drive M - I’m Fine! Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

WankerGirl Is Boxing In The New Year B - Incoherence-Fest! L - Xmas Grocery Store Music A - Xmas Puke and Pity R - Xmas Thongs M - 2008 and Bloc Party Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

WankerGirl FAIL! B - National Podcast Post Month, Vacations, The L, My House L - Comics! A - Me on the Radio! Outfront! Part 1 and Part 2 R - Burlesque! M - Miscellaneous Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

L - WankerGirl Is Up And Out And All Over And Away…Again Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

R - WankerGirl and Barry Manilow Hang Out Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

B - WankerGirl is Splish Splash Audio Comments: 206-350-5587

R - WankerGirl is Short and Very Sweet Audio Comments: 206-350-5587