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Using the ladynet to psychologically strong-arm our way into your bodies and minds. Here now, your golden prize. intro: INSTRUMENTAL outro: Computer Love // Zapp & Roger // All the Greatest Hits http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

90% Microbial, 10% Human. intro: Hey Young World // Slick Rick // The Great Adventures of Slick Rick outro: I'm Sprung // T-Pain // Rappa Ternt Sanga http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

Raw. Unadulterated. No Holds Barred. We're going straight for the jugular. intro: One in a Million // Aaliyah // One in a Million outro: U Heard Me // 50 Cent http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

Ebony + Phonics + Rap + Reggae + Rock = UYD intro: New Spaceship // George Clinton & Charlie Wilson // T.A.P.O.A.F.O.M. outro: If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All) // Ween // quebec http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Relaxing in Hollywood with special guest, Marcia. Have a glass of wine and some nutraloaf as we reminisce about Seth's childhood, sports and injuries. intro: Celebration // Kool and the Gang // Celebrate! outro: If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out // Cat Stevens // Harold And Maude Soundtrack http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.c om/uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Yes to UYD. No to GMO's. Functioning at a better level with meat. intro: Our House // Madness // The Rise & The Fall outro: Call Me // Tweet // Southern Hummingbird http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook. com/uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Under the radar but coming on strong. Enjoy an intimate evening with UYD. intro: Alan Jack Civilization outro: Damian Marley http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Gettin down to the roots and the flavor of the show. The "essence" if you will. The quintessential American experience. intro: Coco Rosie outro: Jimmy Dean http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

Let your haters be your motivators. The dawn of the beardless hustler begins now. intro: Cam'ron outro: Arthur Russell http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Pointing, screaming and running from a 73 foot Whoopi Goldberg. Ride this Hollywuyd tram. Twice. intro: Egypt Egypt // Egyptian Lover outro: Paranomia // Art of Noise (feat. Max Hedroom) http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com /uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Are you ready for this technical ecstasy? It's like The Power, but in a podcast. Don't hate on Jackee. She was sick. intro: cockamamie outro: elliott smith http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

The podcast equivalent to the mouse equivalent of UFC, except you won't lose any eyeballs. intro: Twins // Manitoba // Up In Flames outro: Tin Man // Future Islands // In Evening Air http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhy eahdude 888 842 2357

07022010122-225: Contains training in ethics, uniforms, limited defense tactics, note taking, first aid, parking code enforcement, community relations, crowd control and interpersonal communications; 1 Credit. intro: Antigravity (Low Limit Remix) // Shlohmo // Shlomoshun Deluxe outro: Darkstar http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com /uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Happy Holidays! The Christmas Creep has begun. Have some feathered cocaine while you wait for Jeezo. intro: Big Joe Williams outro: Scott Walker http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Yesterday's news next month. Dip in to these Americans. intro: Beach House outro: Sun Araw http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhyeah dude 888 842 2357

Everyone just take a breath and watch your toasters. intro: Sweet Child / The Pentangle / Sweet Child outro: Closing Hymn / The Electric Prunes and David Axelrod / Release of an Oath http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

State of the Art. Inst-o-taneous. Mega entity. UYD is a singularity of gene variations. Think on it. intro: Hot Like Fire / The XX / XX (Bonus Track Version) outro: Yo La Tengo http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

Bone-in. Not cheap. Game changing. Reserve your spot to get in on this UYD. intro: Aimless Lady / Suck / Time to Suck outro: Pot Head / Daniel Johnston / Songs of Pain http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

This episode is ready for download. Take an hour to listen to it or we'll send a pedophile to your house. UYD, now with extra cheese. intro: The Children / Yeasayer / Odd Blood outro: Trapped (Hell Interface (Boards Of Canada) Remix) / Colonel Abrams http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

2 Dudes, 1 Laptop. intro: AFX outro: Classical Records / Department of Eagles / In Ear Park http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

Philly out-Philly's itself again: Don't get tazed because Jesus is eating vegan cheesesteaks and he is not responding to texts. intro: Arthur Russell outro: Long Flight / Future Islands / In The Evening Air http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhy eahdude 888 842 2357

Don't you realize? The next time you buy wine, it'll never be the same. The next time you show up at a party, it'll be with a box. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to drink wine from a bottle. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we don't get our wine from a box. intro: Minors / Toro y Moi / Causers of This outro: Round and Round / Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti / Round and Round Single http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

These Dancing Boys are carbo-loaded and dangerous. intro: Test Me For A Reason / Zomby / Zomby outro: Skyfire / Slugabed / Ultra Heat Treated EP http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhye ahdude 888 842 2357

213: The Sequel intro: Finch outro: RHCP http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

Whites love they pills. Asians love they internet. Blacks love they love. But everyone loves Uhh Yeah Dude. http://www.myspace.com/dbruit intro: Debruit outro: Debruit http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Stop the KIDS, hegans, suppressives and prostidudes, but come out because we love you. intro: UB40 outro: Sade http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

Boot-rigged on the escalator. Peep this Tom. intro: Spirit outro: Barrington Levy http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

This NASCAR bromance will keep you on the edge of your seat as you listen to the thrilling twists and turns of the previous week. Eat out. Vibe out. Stay cat and cream cool. intro: Lone outro: Bibio http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

New look, same great taste. Full of beavers and jakes. Now streaming on CB Channel 19. intro: Pocahaunted outro: Sun Araw http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

So many track suits. So much vodka. So much techno. So many C-Class, Mid-Nineties Benzes. So much nicotine. So much rudeness. In the super-culture you'll keep your gold, buy a Trenta and get undressed so you can travel. This episode is dedicated to Captain Sully. intro: Caribou outro: Tears For Fears http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

Jonathan is back from tour. Seth is back from spiritual retreat. Amanda and James are doing it. UYD is back in action. intro: John Lennon outro: John Lennon http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Featuring UYD's first guest host. intro: Tears For Fears outro: John Lennon http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

This show is 100% precycled, eco-insane and coming to you from a house church off the 101. intro: Ceephax outro: Gregory Isaacs http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Tis the season for taxes. Don't sleep on your accountant. Avoid the issues. Trust. intro: Shlomo outro: Labwaste http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com /uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Like having an AA meeting next to a bar, UYD comes crashing into your living rooms with anime eyes wide shut. intro: Ceephax Acid Crew outro: Shlohmo http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

UYD 2:02 - And he has given us this command: Whoever listens to UYD must also share it with his brother. intro: Moments in Love / Art of Noise outro: Moments in Love / Art of Noise http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

62 experts agree: Uhh Yeah Dude cures your Na'Vi blues. intro: Samiyam outro: Baths http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

Double syndicated and catering to an untapped market. Handle this cheddar explosion. intro: Joker outro: Jogger (Remix by Dark Party) http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Boneless and ready to go, UYD is all up in 200X's guts. No more Muscle Milk, please. intro: Cluster outro: Agentss http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Shoveling the sun into 200X. intro: Kevin Ayers outro: Arthur Lee http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhy eahdude 888 842 2357

Apologies for the level/fidelity of the show this week. Had some issues with the rig. intro: Wisp outro: Shlohmo http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Like a washing machine inside your body, UYD is ushering in 200X with style. intro: Matthew David outro: Joy of Cooking http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Ready to take this decade, put it in a shoe box and tuck her away. intro: Special Guest / Gregory Isaacs / My Number One outro: Cool You / Gregory Isaacs / Best of Gregory Isaacs, V. 1 http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhyea hdude 888 842 2357

8 BANANA LMIRL. Click-Clock-Click. Use your decoders, stupid 'rents. LOL LOL LOL! outro: Sexy Mamma / The Moments / Love On A Two-Way Street http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Sans piranhas, injustice collectors and weatherman gay this week's UYD comes belching into your ears executed with panache. intro: Hold On Magnolia / Songs: Ohia / Magnolia Electric Co. outro: Cut from Dj Kutmah 09 Mix http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhy eahdude 888 842 2357

Get your hot new super fruits here. No obligation. Hop on board this stairway to the stars. intro: Baths outro: Nosaj Thing http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

17 days building up strain, passing from hand to hand: Uhh Yeah Dude. Meditate on this podcast. intro: Baths outro: Baths http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

You think you got something better to do? Step into this executive privilege. intro: Wonder If The Snow Will Settle / Clearlake / Cedars outro: Talkin' World War III Blues / Bob Dylan / Live 1964 http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhh yeahdude 888 842 2357

The Comedy Whisperer. intro: Skream outro: Matthew David http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

Live from Public Assembly in Brooklyn, NY http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhye ahdude 888 842 2357

Germs on the polyester. Shit on the jacket. White coat hypertension and Super AIDS for the win. Nominate us for Best Comedy Podcast at http://www.podcastawards.com/ intro: Skream outro: Nosaj Thing http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

Sorry, mom. Sorry about that. UYD: Dropping bombs in an Apple Store near you. Be sure to nominate us for Best Comedy Podcast at http://www.podcastawards.com/ http://uhhyeahdude.com ht tp://www.facebook.com/uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Strictly extreme, bare knuckle joking. intro: 93 'Til Infinity / Souls of Mischief / 93 'til Infinity outro: She's Gone / Hall & Oates / Abandoned Luncheonette http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook .com/uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

You like your comedy RAW? Well, you're going to have to stay up real late. This is Nocturnal Comocedy. intro: Blue Skies / Tom Waits / The Early Years Vol. 2 outro: Waterslide / Mice Parade / Bem-Vinda Vontade http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

No more vag. No more ass. Hey mom, it is safe to check out the website again. intro: Danelectro (Nobekazu Takemura Remix) / Yo La Tengo / Danelectro [EP] [SINGLE] outro: Danelectro (Nobekazu Takemura Remix) / Yo La Tengo / Danelectro [EP] [SINGLE] http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com /uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

Protecting America from Herself, This Fall on UYD. intro: Shafiq Husayn outro: Alaya Vijana II http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhye ahdude 888 842 2357

Starting the fire season off right. intro: Barazinbar outro: Wanga / Assagai http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

UYD Live in Brooklyn: Saturday, October 17th 2009 at Public Assembly http://publicassemblynyc.com/ intro: What You're Gonna Say / Alan Jack Civilization / Bluesy Mind outro: First Communication / Agitation Free / 2nd http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhy eahdude 888 842 2357

Listen to the show. Visit the site. Call the number. Driving Trans Ams with Pee Wee and Cheech through the Inland Empire all week. Its counterculture. Get over it. intro: Kreem Ballet / Global Goon / Vatican Nitez outro: Paranoimia (w. Max Headroom) / Art of Noise / In Visible Silence http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

The Hut. The Shack. The Dude? intro: Telephone And Rubber Band / Penguin Cafe Orchestra / Penguin Cafe Orchestra outro: Don't Be Light (By Mr. Oizo) / Air / Everybody Hertz http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uh hyeahdude 888 842 2357

Total nonstop Nickelback. intro: Björk and Matmos outro: Pharoahe Monch http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/uhhyeah dude 888 842 2357

Your weekly crackers and peanut butter. intro: Sweet Jesus / James Yorkston and The Athletes / Sweet Jesus/I Spy Dogs outro: Babylon / Outkast / ATLiens http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/ uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

intro: outro: The Argus / Ween / Quebec http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com/u hhyeahdude 888 842 2357

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Intro by Daniel Lanois Outro Veloso again soz mate. Thanks everybody see you all at the funeral. http://uhhyeahdude.com http://www.facebook.com /uhhyeahdude 888 842 2357

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Sorry it is so late it somehow didnt get uploaded this past week. music by Geotic

intro by Smashmouth outro by Haruomi Hosono http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

Intro Kiddus Outro Barclay James Harvest then Bonnie "Prince" Billy http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

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Intro by Giorgio Moroder Outro credits to come

Intro by The Bug Outro by Crass What up yo hope about a new ep instead

NO music I know I am sorry. I will make it up to you I promise.

the first of three lost episodes outro music by Steven Stills http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

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Intro Boys Noize outro Japancakes. Did I repeat myself with the Boys Noize I may have. I'm sorry if thats the case. http://www.uhhyeahdude.com 888-842-2357

intro & outro info to follow.... did the picture work ? http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

intro: African Roots by King Tubby outro: Dem Guten, Schonen, Wharen by Amon Duul II

intro: Jacno-Triangle outro: Stark Reality ok im sorry we had tech shits to deal with. http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

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Time sensitive Music by Robert Francis

Intro: Iggy and the Stooges Outro: jogger http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

So fucking late I'm sorry Intro By Benga Outro By The Album Leaf website website website website website website website website website website website website website website website website website website http://www.uhhyeahdude.com website website

ummmm 2010 are we cool ? intro and outro: Pink Fucking Floyd

Intro by Caribou Outro by Howie B. Merry Christmas Yall. A bit later than I had hoped. Love you all. In 09 we are going to be dropping crazy dirty bombs all over this mutha trucka ya hurd ? http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

Intro: Lee Scratch Perry Outro: Pepe California 888-842-2357 Yall ready ? Dont sleep. Serious yo

Can you even handle this onslaught??? intro: M83 outro: Peter Tosh

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intro by Scientist outro by Can

intro by cluster outro by Kaygisizlar seriously i'm stealing internet this thing keeps crashing during upload. pro tools kept crashing I mean don't get me wrong I was lagging for sure but there were some actual obstacles as well.

Intro by Yelle Outro by Yo Majesty.

Intro and outro by Roots Manuva (Moody Boys Remix)

music by jogger

intro by Bruno Spoerri outro by Icy Demons hopefully it is worth the wait T-shirt info to follow. Love Jonathan and Seth

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Seth's pseudo birthday episode. Intro by The Bug Feat. Warrior Queen outro by Jogger 888-842-2357 http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

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Intro and Outro by Haruomi Hosono fucking amazing also sorry for the fucked up audio in the opening and the phone call. Pretty low rent of us I know. 888-842-2357 http://www.uhhyeahdude.com

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Sorry its up so late crazy things a foot. Intro by Loefah outro by cluster don't sleep

Back from Barcelona REPPIN THE LONA !! intro by Earth outro by Mort Garson

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This episode is dedicated to Bob Timmins who passed this week. Through his life ,his work, and dedication, he helped and saved many lives including my own. He wil be missed. Intro Bjork remixed by Funkstorung outro I'm not so sure about actually. If you know then let me know. 888-842-2357

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Yeah cuz. Up on time and shit. Some sweet Phish for the inny and outty. You like that shit ? yeah you do brother. just vibe out yeah vibe it vibe it.

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Uploading late in 2008. Its ok though because the show is so fresh it is more like 2009. No Jive up in here. intro by Daedelus outro byDaedelus and me. uhhyeahdude.com new site coming soon I hope. 888-842-2357

Part 2. Duh. Outro by Max Tundra.

Music intro Chemical Brothers. This is a video podcast in case you have brain problems. It is also split into two parts. This is part one. word ? If you have any problems call me.

And there you have it. Intro by Mogwai live outro Elliott Smith Live

Well we are starting 2008 off on the right and sure foot. My apologizes on uploading the show super late. I have an excuse ,and it is an actual one, but I will spare you for now. Intro music by Casino vs. Japan outro by V.L.A.D Happy to the New to the motherfuckin' Year Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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Wow it is almost like a real full fledged christmas episode. Intro Music by Mogwai Christmas Song performed my Mannheim Steamroller and outro by Jacob Miller

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sorry it is a bit late. intro by Bonnie "Prince" Billy outro by Kate Bush

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intro by Firehose outro by Jogger

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Seth and Jonathan have their first fight. Music intro by Amir outro by Me both unreleased.

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A day late and about a thousand dollars short. Intro is some mashup of Kraftwerk and Whitney Houston outro music is Wire. Love to all of you always.

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UYD episode 21 always dope always American. Telling it to your heart.Humping or Hunting. Hey soccer dicks...stop crying. We run through some new slogans for the show. Seth officially blows my cover. We watch while Florida rips herself apart from the inside out for yet another week. MySpace apparel. JahNathan drops a passage about a very insightful young lady. The People's Champ delivers once again. While Rascal Flatts trys to jump us in to their GAYng. Uhh Yeah Dude in the area booooom kill dem soundboy. We received our very first correctional voicemail and we needed it. Subscribe Call and be Free. More dogs get lost on July 4th than any other day of the year...fireworks are scary scary shits for them for real be careful. 888-842-2357 get at us

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Well then here we are number eighteen emptying itself out of our sweet mouths and into to your warm squishy wrinkly little brains. They say the human mind can never process information the same way after the owner of said mind learns the concepts of algebra for the first time. Well algebra seems to not be the only thing. So come with us on a 60 minute walk through our brain holes WHILST you have your minds involuntarily altered for once, for all, and for good. Jesus boy oh boy you are so fucked. Hey 2nd week of June its really nice to know that I am not the only person who has a special part of their brain that is designated to file away morbidly obese people so as to not allow them to mingle in my head with...uhh you know...regular people. UYD ...molding the minds of young America.

Allow the germ infested peanut butter to coat your stomach as you ingest another hour of the finest in modern broadcast entertainment. The last Uhh Yeah Dude podcast to ever be heard. Why you ask??? It is the end of the world you know it just as well as we do. 6-6-06 bitches look alive. Yes you cunts run. Run for the hills. UYD is doing sacrifices all day and night to appease the real God Satan. Why because he is coming over like tomorrow to see how his movie does against The Break Up and X-Sham 3. We try to bring it back west coast with our hip hop song of the week however something or (someone) just falls short. I certainly agree with the laugh now part, cry later I am not so sure about. Bargain basement hitmen and grandparents. Florida you have never made such a convincing argument towards your own complete banishment from this Jesus force fielded country of ours. Dead Girl vs. Coma Girl certainly doing better shapeshifting than the whackest movie ever. Hey X-Men 3 be worse. Jonathan drops more heated prose from his angst filled Rasta past. Yeah you heard me. It is the best fuckng podcast you've never heard in your life. But you will in Hell because we are all super dead in like 24 hours. So peace out shitsticks.

Our super sweet sixteen indeed. However instead of having Ciara come and do three shitty renditions of her three already shitty songs, we celebrate UYD style. Sexual predator hunting season is officially closed so it is full steam ahead for the peeds. We have a business propsition for the Scientologists that I think will please everyone. Jonathan reads a passgage from his new book "Warrior Princess". Anderson Cooper's tivo menu reads like a 9 year old's. Everyone should just stop talking except us. This Memorial Day let us all remember not only the soldiers over there but the ones here holding it down. I am speaking of course of The UYD Army coming to you live and direct. 16 will never feel so sweet again Ya Heard????

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Episode 13. I deleted the original files for this episode after we burned a rough of it. Sorry the mix is probably a little whacked. We jump striaght into May by nuzzling up to an old friend of the show's... cyber predators. Jonathan is dropping the ball on his television consumption. Speaking of consumption...Jesus wasn't the only guy who had a Last Supper. As if we needed it, it seems Florida has decided to help us in our Campaign to annex it from the U.S. Chant with us... Make it fine with 49. Be sure to paypal us for the bumper stickers and t-shirts. Big ups Mexico you're the best country ever...oh wait no you're not nevermind. Hey first week of May thanks for dangling these weed, coke, and heroin filled carrots right in front of our dumb, sober, American, rabbit shit ass faces. Voting for UYD is the new black.

A day late perhaps, but we are never shy on cash. Script flipping is in full effect. Faucets for ravers. Jonathan's continued Sidekick saga takes a turn for the worse...or the best. Seth loves his mom and Jonathan's mother sets the story straight, no silly not George Strait that is something else entirely. Apologies are in order for tardiness however one might argue that it is late due to the fact that you ungrateful shitboxes are refusing to send us huge checks so we can do this for real. Hey fourth week of April, You are a shit magnet, you've got the reverse midas touch. Everything that happens during you is bloated,overpriced and makes my ass bleed. Please just leave us for once and for all. Voting for us is good. It is like blowing us without all the gagging, slapping, and crying.

Your weekly episodic mouth rape is back with fresh breaths of air into the ears of our billions of followers. Jonathan probably manages to lose the one gay listener we have and we are finally seeming to get back on track with our kid rape coverage. We debut our super awesome Floridian jingle. Look for the maxi-single with remixes by Chad Hugo and others dropping somwtime in fall. Be sure to stay tuned for our cross-pollination of the other best podcast ever. Hey 3rd week of April... I hope you are satisfied, because due to your flaking on me now everyone at the office has seen "Akeelah and the Bee" before me...so thanks ,no seriously thanks a grip.

Uhh Yeah Dude bringing the tenth shipment of hot fiya. You're damn right it is a "good friday" so don't you dare "passover" it. This week in Florida. Tarzan wins and dies in Boston. Somebody is trying to jack 4/20 from weed. Flinstones beer stash. The eye fungus is among us. Hey second week of April, I saw you in your room last night crying and listening to an old dead show in headphones.

Hey I got a good idea record a show really late on Friday nights and make it all awesome and current. Then don't upload it until Sunday night and feel like an asshole because it feels all passe and all un-up to the minute. April fools came a little late for Seth this year and Jonathan seems to have replaced his use of the werd "like" with "fucking". Floridian moms win as literally the worst people ever. I can't tell ou what else we talk about as I can no longer bare to hear the sound of my own voice. Hey second/first week of April...listen the last time I ate placenta, we were still going out ok so lay off.

April Fools you sneaky little shits. Messiah babies, Shiatsu ? ...more like Shitatasu. Hey parents...stop dicking your kids over. Riding on the boat with my dyke wife. On the first day of the first week in the fourth month we spit straight heat. Even lava is afraid to step to us. Hey first week of April, you do you. Vote you cunts vote

At midnight on the dot. Tech savvy jeezo freaks. Got it bad got it bad got it bad I'm hot for student. Bob Marley of the sperm donor world. Fianlly authorities are addressing the elderly people napping epidemic. This weeks Truth of the Week weighing in at around 600lbs. Hey third week of March your vain attempts at crowd pleasing at our friend's party ultimately left me feeling super dead and empty inside. Vote you cunts vote

Our first Annual St. Pats extravo. Nothing out of the ordinary really. We put the SHAM in shamrock shakes. Kid's cocks, dumpster diving hippies, and fuck dungeons. Turns out we are beating Jesus in our war up the charts...so there. Hey third week of March I am so fucking over you it makes me want to shit.

Raving is still awesome. Interracial porn, photoshoots with jacked up kids. Jonathan breaks the saying "like" record and has now vowed to either stop, or off himself on next weeks show. Celebrity kid name tounament goes over the top. Hey second week of March, why aren't you returning my texts ?

Crabs. High school girls basketball. 1987 Buick Grand National. Caine in class. Bitches who wanna piss like dudes. Oh yeah and that dog race... Do us a favor, tell the first week of March to go fuck himself.

Another week down. Our oldest people are dropping like flies. Firemen vs. Firefighters. Can't stop talking about rape? Neither can we.

Week two of February all lovely and nutshelled for you. Don't sleep [email protected] http://www.myspace.com/uhhyeahdude

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