Keith and The Girl

"Finally a Canadian I hate."

"I shit my pants out of choice."

"We say that to our ladies and horses."

"There's too many cameras. You're fuckin' me. You're dead."

"You don't even have to kill people to make a difference."

"You beat your horse gay!"

"I learned it's fun to let other people learn."

"Tonight we settle all family fuckin' debts"

"They're gonna analyze the video and find out who farted and fire them."

"Your son has autism. And only your beautiful tits can save him."

"We are no longer friends."

"I'm very logical. I'm scientific. I will break you down. I'm mathematical."

"I messed up. I didn't slash the."

"I'd date the shit outta you, Patrice."

"Do you think after Chemda and I break up the show can still work?"