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SHOW #630. Michael and Chris are still hanging out in redneck country. It's Father's Day, and we talk about what our fathers mean to us ... one of us, not so much. "AAAAAH!!! DON'T SHOOT!!! This show is being recorded as we are driving to attend a Unitarian Universalist gathering. We attended an awesome bluegrass concert (Kopper Kanyon).http://kopperkanyonbluegrass.comBe sure to save that popcorn and drink for the show. Chris tells the sad tale of his father's death and the events which could have caused it. This left Chris with such a tremendous feeling of guilt (such a happy topic, considering the date of recording). Michael's lesson learned with training wheels, which almost jerked a tear from the soulless blind wonder. We attend the gathering, and re-join after a lunch that could choke an elephant, and Chris' long island iced teas, which don't seem to make any sort of impact. We have something to say at this gathering, and Chris was able to do something that he's wanted to do for quite some time. Granny, Get your gun ... just don't shoot your own son! We debate how long Chris will live if he continues his current lifestyle choices. "I'm concerned about you." Enjoy!http://www.brocket99.net/MAACP/MAACP_630_MISHMOSH _MAGIC.mp3

SHOW #629. Day #2 of hiking with Michael and Chris. It couldn't be soon enough, as Chris narrowly escapes the impending wrath of Michael's mother. To put it simply, he destroys things. So much for being fiercely independent. However, he has paid attention to recording levels this time, so he's done something right at least. Cartoon fall in the tub. Nature smells like the circus. Mystery Theater. Things get very taxing, as Chris whines about the uphill terrain, not to mention the fact that he's been feeling lonely of late. For the good of the show, a life-threatening risk is contemplated to capture great sound. Chris eats a tofu scramble to see if he could stomach all of the goodness it has to offer. Can Chris finish this current hike, even though he's breathing as if he will die? Will Michael's mother throw both of them out of the house (premenition?) because of Chris' destruction? Does Chris have to give up everything that he holds dear (money) in order to fix the problem? Will Chris face the music for what he's done? If so,with what consequence?http://www.brocket99.net/MAACP/MAACP_629_SH ATTERED.mp3

SHOW#628. We finally return to the air after yet another hiatus. This time, Chris braves the mountain ranges, traveling 10 hours on a Greyhound Bus to visit Michael out in the middle of nowhere (and we do mean nowhere.) We are mobile, and the show joins a hike already in progress through the back woods of South Western Virginia. Please excuse Chris' stupid ineptness as he doesn't take the time to test recording levels before the show begins (why do that? It just wastes time.) Why are the locals staring at us? Michael updates us on life's progress. "You have no right to see." Would Chris opt to see if he could? Just listen to the sounds of nature. There are times when we couldn't speak freely during our hike. Why does Chris feel the need to risk our lives and taunt an unfriendly dog? The Civil War is still a major part of existence for the folks down here, as rebel flags fly freely. "Ride the pendulum, folks!" Chris has been a major help? IMPOSSIBLE! Will Chris end upin the hospital because of the sudden exercise regimen? Will Michael continue along the same spiritual path? Can this show be consistent for more than two days at a time? Continue to listen to this show, as we remain on location.http://www.brocket99.net/maacp/MAACP_628_CORRO SIVE.mp3

SHOW #627 POLY MAUI LOVEY. Michael Anthony goes solo on this very special edition of MAA-CP. It's been awhile since Michael has been in the air chair without Chris but he's been thinking. There are new challenges. Harder ones if you can believe that. After 23 years Michael has moved back in with his parents because frankly, they need his help. M con tinues his spiritual quest and although he's agnostic, he finds solice in Universal Unitarianism.A fantastic interview with Polyamorists Sasha and Janet Lessin, founders of the world polyamory association. Music from Insolence, Smiling Horse and more.Comments? We love em.http://www.brocket99.net/MAACP_TMAS_627_MAUIPOLYLOVE Y.mp3

The Bush - Here's a classic bit from October, 1996 called the bush. The great thing about this bit is that it introduced my subscribers to Chris Paulus for the very first time. Chris had a bit part and played King ThighPrey. The bit sounds like it was a lousy piece of tape from the 1920's or 30's which is exactly what I wanted.The story is the tail of Michael Anthony's sick and twisted deisre to shrink himself down to the size of a dust particle and sail inside of of women's vaginas. Obviously it's for adults only.I'll bring you more of these old stories in the weeks to come. I'd love to hear any feedback you may have. Thus far Chris and I have received positive reviews for our work. Most notibly the unspeckled series which started with episoap #466 in September, 2005.Enjoy you sick twisted perverts!http://www.brocket99.net/av/bush_1996.mp3

SHOW #626. And now, the verse of the day. Show prep -- you betcha! What happened to Wendy Latta? "if you're not going to do it, I'm leaving." We take issue with Scott MacIntyre, the Miraculous/wonderful/amazing/courageous/mountain-moving blind hero *puke* American Idol contestant, whose discussion was sparked by twitter banter. In the middle of this, Chris departs briefly to deal with something more important than life itself. Chris fights with a tread mill, while Michael fights with a walkman. Old people and their computer destruction. And finally, music from the aforementioned Wendy Latta.http://www.brocket99.net/maacp/MAACP_626_CREAMY DELIGHT.MP3The Official Brocket 99 SiteOur Official 1st Mascot - Socrates the mutt. The Official XXX Rated Site of Michael Anthony and fans of MAACP.www.wewhojack.com - We Who JackLegal? send your amateur pics!Divine Interventions - An adults only, XXX blasphemous MAACP sponsor

SHOW #623. Please be sure to check out the brand new pics, as we'll show you how we are doing this first show back after a too-long hiatus. We make our triumphant return, much like Jesus. We chronicle the year away from the show (has it really been that long?). "Boss of People" "High do, ripe for goo." Lots of things have changed, but much remains the same. Chris travels to hickville to be with Michael in studio, and immediately has problems with the living quarters. Total reliance on the computer. "Cornchip toes." Michael's medical maladies, including abnormal bleeding (of course, Chris is a good supportive friend, and shows concern ... if that's what you choose to call it). Hint: Wolford Brimley. One of us has entered the corporate vacuum. Independent music from St. Madness