The Apeman Cometh

After a LONG haitus, and a 'phantom episode', Apeman returns. He explains where he's been and why he was gone for so long, and toys with the idea of a format change with some new segments, including one on NASCAR.

Episode 63. Yep, it's really here. It's been a while, and the swing is still here. We've got Myspace Rants, celebrity news, rants on the mortgage industry, questions about the C-word (See You Next Tuesday), Jane Fonda, and NASCAR!!! It's a good episode, so listen and enjoy!

Episode 62, long overdue, but Apeman is back podcasting for you! The delay is explained, and in addition we've got rants on attention whores, Paula Abdul, Britney Spears (F*** You Chris Crocker!), Just a Drop, Comcast, the Gas situation, the Salvation Army, and Pork Roll. Wow....all over the map! Oh, and tune in to PTR Radio too at www.ptrradio.com!

Shorter than usual, but after 5 minutes you'll know that the anger level is way WAY up there. It's getting to be holiday season, and that only means more engragement on the part of Apeman. this episode we discuss some new diseases, the bullshit excuses people give about their lives, more toy problems, Rosie O'Donnell, and some other random tangents that bring the RAWR meter to 11! (This is a re-upload to correct the iTunes issue. Sorry if you have this episode already!)

In Ep60, we get the honor of hearing Apeman rant on address labels, cell phones, Marie Osmond, Criss Angel, and gives some friendly advice on the whole digital tv conversion thing happening in Feb 2009.

APEMAN IS ALIVE!!! Episode 59 is a classic rantfest, covering Myspace, iPhones, racism, bullshit politics, baseball, self-important pricks, and euthanasia!

Overdue...I know, but Apeman comes through with a (Probably) Totally Random episode of topics that will keep your head spinning. We cover Britney Spears...and NO, Chris Crocker, I won't leave Britney alone!. We cover Michael Vick. We cover stupid McDonalds employees in kentucky, and we cover China. In true Apeman tradition, we also bitch about MySpace.

In Episode 57, Apeman is giving one last thought on So You Think You Can Dance, talks about some movie stuff, rants on Chyna Doll, serving sizes, being owned by Shark Week, China, more on flip flops....wait, no myspace rants? DAMN!

In a lengthy Episode 56, Apeman goes off on the Catholic Church, Spike TV, Philosophy Class and how Sabrina the Teenage Witch stole my shit, Forums again, and SYTYCD....and if you know what that stands for, I feel your pain.

In an overdue Episode 55, Apeman rants about immigration and the legal system, construction, being hypocritical, Myspace & T-Mobile's ads, and gives some views on So You Think You Can Dance, a new birth control pill, offers a prediction about Paul Abdul. I'm sure there's a few tangents in there like...oooh! Shiny thing!!!

Episode 54 has a pretty common theme among most of the topics - WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!?! What topics do we hit this week? Nudity, High Heels, Porn, Keith Urban, Kidney Transplants, eHarmony, Right to Die...and I think there were a few tangents in there too, including on about MySpace (of course)!

We've got a rare moment in this episode, folks: Apeman controls one of his rants! We start off with simple discussions on McDonalds, Vegans killing kids, Gays getting Syphilis, Foster's making electricity...then we start off on a rant that could have gone all night about God...but cooler heads prevailed and Apeman hit the kill switch in time. (Maybe with enough responses, he'll finish that rant!)

This is a sorta special episode because MtA clues you all in to what this BIG announcement is...or was sposta be, anyway. But don't worry - once the seriousness subsides, we've got a ton of rants on more celebs, MySpace, Body Mass Index, why you need to thank Apes, immigration, and a few other things here and there. Make sure to listen after the outro - we've got a surprise this week!

We're all over the map this week, folks! We start with a sad announcement and a plea for help, but then we get back to form ranting about who's a diva, Bollywood, stupid laws, Kryptonite...yes, you're reading this right...full frontal nudity, attention whores, autism, forgetfulness...it'll all make sense after you listen, I promise!

In this episode, we're going to rant about how eBay tech support isn't worth a damn, give props to Kevin Reeves, question the status of some celebrities and why they are famous to begin with, and talk about the greatest hot dog ever created!