[misadventures in taiwan]

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This video is really freaking funny. it’s a a song in the vernacular (Hokkien, to be specific, but if you can understand Taiwanese, you’ll have no problem understanding the lyrics) about a dude who wishes he has a million bucks. it mashes up the lyrics, however, with images of western pop-culture references (oh and the images in the video are not just randomly put together. they’re actually all connected to the lyrics too– that’s what’s amazing about it all. darth vader? the villain in austin powers? i’m sold.), and it’s really really funny.for example there’s this part that says if he has a million bucks he can marry a beautiful chick. he uses an image of a bride juxtaposed with the words “me love you long time” (the first english sentence every east and southeast asian ho should learn in ESL school. kidding!!).

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12-31-2006 update: Hooray! Satellite's been selected as part of "music videos and advertising" for the 2007 Festival Bimini in Latvia! (here's the link -scroll down, until you see "original title: Satellite/ Country of origin: Taiwan". that's the one!)-------Satellite (music by The Motion Sick) (I made this from September to October 2006.)1. Watch it online without having to download/??????????:? watch on YouTube, ? watch on Google Videoor/??? 2. Download/???? ? Quicktime (h.264 encoded .mov) file (6.6 mb)link to listing on the Internet Archive (Get Quicktime: )???2006?????????.screenshots (??????):

what's in this video: news articles about jackasses in China, and things you can only see in the Taiwanese countryside- like tiny crabs on beaches and hot girls singing Taiwanese-dialect songs from the backs of trucks.(watch using YouTube if you don't want to download the quicktime file below. you'll need the Flash Player for this.)click to download video - (or right-click and "save link as") -- 3.6 Quicktime .mov (encoded with h2.64) fileplease download the latest version of Quicktime if you can't play the video(Get Quicktime: )screenshots:

today's video is all about productivity. The best notebooks for storyboarding your ideas and designs are not expensive Moleskine notebooks, but cheap-ass math notebooks from Taiwan. Watch this short short video to know why.(watch using YouTube if you don't want to download the quicktime file below. you'll need the Flash Player for this.)click to download video - (or right-click and "save link as") -- 3.5 Quicktime .mov (encoded with h2.64) fileplease download the latest version of Quicktime if you can't play the video(Get Quicktime: )

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right click the icon and "save link as" to download the mp3, or click it to listen right away (7mb size)Topics:1. Firefox t-shirt for joining Firefox Flicks months ago! (my 30 second Flicks ad) (i'm not complaining, but just want to point out that it says size 'S' though it makes me look like i'm trying out for a nerdcore hiphop group if i wear this. in other words, it's too big and baggy for a size S. perhaps it's a factory printing error, or it's men-sized.)2. The Motion Sick t-shirt (and other great stuff)-- super belated thank you since i haven't had time to update. 3. Moon Festival (15th day of 8th month of the lunar calendar, happened to be Oct. 6 this year)-- it's all about burning meat I happened to be in the area to buy bbq supplies for our class's own Moon Festival cook-out when .. (read no.4) ? stuff bought from Carre Four (btw, no one dared drink the Vanilla Coke i chose in the class's moon festival bbq party. they also said that it's scary, blah blah. vanilla coke is really delicious! i can't believe people don't want to try vanilla coke.)4. red-shirted protesters reach Tainan County-- I was able to shoot some photos of cops rerouting traffic and barricading roads in full riot gear but none of the protesters themselves. (NYTimes article if you don't know what this is all about.)been hearing accounts of red-shirted people (or red car-driving people) being assaulted by people against the protests, so i haven't been wearing my red Motion Sick shirt (see #2) in public.click link to see more photos from this non-event5. Thank you Daryl T., Ger R., Eliot J., Joe #2, Andy S., and Jim for writing. =)

click to listen to mp3 (or right-click and "save link as" to download)sorry this podcast is crappier than usual-- i'm down with a cold and i don't have time to edit out all my "uhhms", "aahs", "you knows", and "likes" (i have to get back to finishing a project before its deadline).topics:1. famous Taiwanese NY Yankees pitcher- Wang Chien Ming2. street protests to topple Taiwan's president- NY Times article link3. found mail 4. engrish signsThe bottom of the first photo says "Ensure mutual respect between the two sexes". 5. moon festival- barbecues and bonfires(there's a topless drunk onstage in the first photo. click on "All Sizes" in the flickr page to enlarge. priceless shot.) 6. okonomiyaki- a very special egg omelette

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