The Proper Mrs Edwards Hits The Airwaves!

[tWW]

Where...? Not on Punky!

AIR OUT MY SHORTS #53 :: Private Ears
Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word Whore's dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy's sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes after a wormy bout of consumption. The Whore rules out another 'entry' as unwilling. Buttons breaks his promise to the proper Mrs. E.

http://www.airoutmyshorts.com/shorts/episode53.mp3

[paulyb]

...And she's furious! (but laughed). We've only heard the end bit with Kerry on but is this a new feature?

Obviously her definition of "Double Bagger" was entirely wrong - a double bagger is someone so ugly that you put a bag on your head in case theirs falls off, but then you knew that, didn't you?

[Preston Buttons]

Hmmm.....maybe?

[paulyb]

Take the bag off and answer the question.

[tWW]

I thought she was fabulous...
"Vinegar Strokes" = very very funny!!

[paulyb]

The trained ear (Mine) can tell that she was utterly arseholed during the making of that. I'm just about to listen to the rest of it and will report back presently...

[Preston Buttons]

She book-ends the show as well.

[paulyb]

Just listened to it all. Good job well done. Obviously, as usual, I have no recollection fo the story whatsoever but you two really know how to make half an hour fly by...

...I can't believe this post is cuss-free, insult-free and sarcasm-free so I'm going to leave it here and go and have a lie down.

[WyethDigital]

I thought you were talking about the proper Mrs. Elizabeth Edwards. (http://oneamericacommittee.com/about/saving-graces/)

Paulyb's wife is okay, though. I guess.

:)


Eric

[paulyb]

Surely you must have something better to do, Eric?

[WyethDigital]

Surely you must have something better to do, Eric?
Yes, I do have something better to do, which is a heckuva lot better than doing Elizabeth Edwards ;)

Eric

[paulyb]

How do you know?

[tWW]

...I can't believe this post is cuss-free, insult-free and sarcasm-free so I'm going to leave it here and go and have a lie down.

I wasn't sure I was even in the right forum...
I'll correct things by insulting myself!

Decent energy-level & a well-paced episode, yes, but... I sound (even more than usually) drunk and whiny in this one. I think my voice is becoming more and more irritating; my sad little attempts at saucy/sexual humour are getting 'tired' and predictable... perhaps we're due for some 'fresh ideas'. Open to thoughts/suggestions!!!

However, I thought the proper Mrs. E was spectacular
and am thrilled we're receiving 'fan mail' for her.

[paulyb]

Don't change a thing, missus - although you could maybe try being less syntheticised :wink:

[Big Mike]

I'm thinking some girl-on-girl action...

[paulyb]

Ha! Ha! I'll email you the blue-tongued proof!

[tWW]

:shock:
Ask and you shall receive...
lesbian spank inferno episode now in production.

Stay tuned!

[paulyb]

you pair of sluts will do anything to get more listeners. It's nothing short of disgusting.

[tWW]

Oh, more listeners... sure, ya, that's my motivation :wink:

[paulyb]

On a serious note, TPME has asked that you don't play any more of her on the show - I tried to talk her out of it but she's adamant. Well she's not adam ant, but you know what I mean...

...Sorry about that! Paulybx

[WyethDigital]

Too bad, because she was pretty funny! I learned a lot about mixing together anything that smells remotely alcoholic! And I now sense the beginnings of an unhealthy fascination with British sex slang.

Funny, it wasn't the Angela Lansbury type of experience I was imagining...

Eric

[tWW]

TPME has asked that you don't play any more of her on the show...


shattered :cry:

[paulyb]

*I'll reply to this in your new thread as this is soooo last week.