NOBODIES #44 - EATING PAINT CHIPS

[Kell]

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[evilproducer]

>bump<

Nice promo in Eric and Madeline's How-To. I'm sure your daughter will be really excited when she sees it.

Later,
Evil.

[Kell]

>bump<

Nice promo in Eric and Madeline's How-To. I'm sure your daughter will be really excited when she sees it.

Later,
Evil.

Oh my gosh - Eric did such a kick butt job on our promo! My daughter was so excited when she saw the latest how to girl. She was smiling from ear to ear when they posted her picture with the one she made of Madeline. I think I can say Madeline has taken the place of Britney Spears. Thank God I hated that she wanted posters of Britney on her wall.

[evilproducer]

But...but Brittney's a momma! surely a celebrity that drives with a child on her lap even though it flies in the faceof child endangerment laws, heavy fines and common sense proves how much she loves her child. Either that or she attended the Michael Jackson School for Parents.

Stick it to the "Man" Brittney. You go girl.

Later,
Evil.

[Kell]

But...but Brittney's a momma! surely a celebrity that drives with a child on her lap even though it flies in the faceof child endangerment laws, heavy fines and common sense proves how much she loves her child. Either that or she attended the Michael Jackson School for Parents.

Stick it to the "Man" Brittney. You go girl.

Later,
Evil.

Oh Lord I didn't here about her with the baby in the car thing. Wow. I did here about some interview where she was looking pretty scurvy.
I guess there are worse people than Britney. Like Paris. There's a cage match I'd like to see.

[evilproducer]

Of course you know you'll never see Paris Hilton on Dancing With The Celebrities... Whenever she does the splits, she sticks to the floor! :twisted:

Later.

[Lizard King]

Of course you know you'll never see Paris Hilton on Dancing With The Celebrities... Whenever she does the splits, she sticks to the floor! :twisted:

Later.

The question is: when she sticks to the floor, does it peel off paint chips, and if so, is that contributing to her brain damage?

[evilproducer]

The question is: when she sticks to the floor, does it peel off paint chips, and if so, is that contributing to her brain damage?

Paint chips....gum....varnish....compact cars.....pretty much anything.

On a more serious note <cue PSA>: Old paint chips can contain lead, which can contribute to nervous system problems, brain damage and loose twats in young debutantes....Please give generously to the Paris Hilton Paint Chips and Loose Twat Foundation.â„¢ Thank you for listening. :twisted:

Later,
Evil.

[Lizard King]

The question is: when she sticks to the floor, does it peel off paint chips, and if so, is that contributing to her brain damage?

Paint chips....gum....varnish....compact cars.....pretty much anything.

On a more serious note <cue PSA>: Old paint chips can contain lead, which can contribute to nervous system problems, brain damage and loose twats in young debutantes....Please give generously to the Paris Hilton Paint Chips and Loose Twat Foundation.â„¢ Thank you for listening. :twisted:

Later,
Evil.

I'd like to thank you for bringing up the PHPCLT foundation. There is a dangerous epidemic of loose twats out there. Hollywood has been stricken. Combined with Tom Cruise's apparent cravings for paint chips, I fear the worst.
Thank you for your support.

[evilproducer]

Eating paint chips in our cuntry is more serious than debutante twats! Americans will be feeling the effects of rich kids eating paint chips for decades. Want proof? (http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/) Oh the guilt poor B.S. (Bush Senior) must feel, knowing he allowed Shrub to eat paint chips, drink booze, snort coke.... all the while he could have been building character in the Texas Air National Guard. Oh woe is the RNC! :wink:

Later,
Evil.


stupid touchy BBCode! D'oh!

[WyethDigital]

The question is: when she sticks to the floor, does it peel off paint chips, and if so, is that contributing to her brain damage?
No, no, no! The reason she sticks to the floor is because of all the clawing fingers of her twat's conquests, trying desperately to grab hold of anything solid enough to pull themselves out. It is a tragic, pointless struggle. Sadly, Paris is natures' only true vacuum. Well, she's really two vacuums. Can't forget about the one between her ears, either.

Speaking of which, didja know Paris had a podcast (http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=2613) once upon a time? :D

Eric

[evilproducer]

Speaking of which, didja know Paris had a podcast (http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=2613) once upon a time? :D

Eric

Aaaaaghhhh! My eyes! My eyes! Synapses failing....thoughts shallowing......Aughhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Later.

[Lizard King]

Speaking of which, didja know Paris had a podcast (http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=2613) once upon a time? :D

Eric

Aaaaaghhhh! My eyes! My eyes! Synapses failing....thoughts shallowing......Aughhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Later.

Yes, I had heard about her podcast, but was never brave enough to endure it. I can only take so much "that's hot" and "that's awesome" at once without imploding!