Preston Buttons Cannot Count

[tWW]

Air Out My Shorts :: Episode #44 (but it's labeled 43)

Tears Are Not Enough
Buttons expresses concern about a lack of alcoholism in Toronto's podcasting community. The Word Whore blows a peeper. Robin Kirkman, author of "Rakth in The Beginning", suffers a gender identity crisis at the hands of The Whore and cancels his/her subscription to AoMS due to Preston's *****lishness.

And we play a recent clip from PUNKY!

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73797731

http://www.theitspot.com/shorts/episode44.mp3

[paulyb]

Hmmm... Just listened to this and have a few things to say.

1. Lettersprossie - if you think your pathetic attempt to turn the podcasting world on with your pirate nurse regalia you are correct.

2. Preston - "Tears are not enough" was a terrible 80's New Romantic Track by I think ABC but don't quote me on that.

3. Midge Ure wrote "Feed the world".

4. Playing a part of our show without permission is a breach of copywright and as such you will be hearing from our lawyers. Not only did you play it without permission, you even failed to mention where it had come from or in what context it was being played. This kind of random action is no help to your listeners and certainly of no use to us.

5. The only way you can atone for yourselves is to potentially provide myself and The Proper Mrs. Edwards with accommodation in Toronto one night in July.

You should know by now that Punky! is "Always Looking".

[tWW]

4. Playing a part of our show without permission is a breach of copywright and as such you will be hearing from our lawyers. Not only did you play it without permission, you even failed to mention where it had come from or in what context it was being played. This kind of random action is no help to your listeners and certainly of no use to us.

5. The only way you can atone for yourselves is to potentially provide myself and The Proper Mrs. Edwards with accommodation in Toronto one night in July.

You should know by now that Punky! is "Always Looking".

Pauly, I feel terrible about this. I didn't know that was the clip chosen for this episode until it was live -- I definitely would have contacted you first AND included proper credit. Let's fix this!!

[paulyb]

itcha-ma-beard. Chinny reckon. It's the lying that hurts...

[tWW]

itcha-ma-beard. Chinny reckon. It's the lying that hurts...

No lie, honest! It was late. Buttons just said he was "using a clip" (I assumed something from our own outtakes, as you can tell by the show description embedded in the feed -- written before I heard the clip actually used).

After it was posted, I tired to rectify it by saying it was a clip from PUNKY! in the announcement here... cuz Buttons had already toddled off to bed.

*FEED HAS BEEN UPDATED/REPLACED w/ PROPER CREDIT*
(please let me know if you're okay with the edit)

Again, really am sorry!

[paulyb]

relax woman - I was only taking the piss - it's a fantastic piece of free publicity for us! I'm going to have to listen to the whole blessed thing again now so I can find out what you've changed!

I really appreciate the fact that not only have you featured a section of our show in your own but you've also gone to the trouble to try and placate my imaginary ire.

You are a very sweet woman and an example to us all!

(That Buttons fella's got a lot to answer for - I think you should hit him with a stick for what he's put you through).

[tWW]

All sweet and sensitive to me in one thread... cruel and crude in another:
Feels just like 9th grade love.

Just wanted to correct the absense of show credit. I'd expect nothing less, myself!

In Button's defense, perhaps he holds PUNKY! in such high esteem
-- he felt you needed no introduction!?! :wink:

[barrybadmood]

get a room.

[tWW]

get a room.

Hey, Pauly's a married man and the only bumping going on here is strictly shameless thread thrusting. My heart belongs to Tony... but he never seems to want to play :cry:

[paulyb]

Surely I'm allowed a fantasy.

"Oooh... Preston!".

[Alcohol]

Hey, Pauly's a married man and the only bumping going on here is strictly shameless thread thrusting. My heart belongs to Tony... but he never seems to want to play :cry:

Hey i'm up for playing. Whats the game? Battleships? I play a mean monopoly.....

[tWW]

Hey i'm up for playing. Whats the game? Battleships? I play a mean monopoly.....

The game itself doesn't matter, so long as you're playing with something a little more impressive than a bit of limp rope.

[Alcohol]

Hey i'm up for playing. Whats the game? Battleships? I play a mean monopoly.....

The game itself doesn't matter, so long as you're playing with something a little more impressive than a bit of limp rope.

Twister? Right hand, pink....... :shock:

[tWW]

Twister? Right hand, pink....... :shock:

An excellent choice.

Careful now, don't slip.

[paulyb]

I doubt he could do anything but slip in the babyoil/blood/cum & twatcream slick...