View Full Version : Cult or Church
monkey_one
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:25 PM
I am forming a Cult
for pr purposes should I refer my religon as a Cult of a Church and why
the name will be eighter
Intergaltic Church of the Space Monkeys
or
Intergalatic Cult of The Space Monkeys
what do you think?
tabulator32
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:31 PM
The Universal Life Church is seeking YOU!
http://www.ulc.net/ordain.php
I would go with Cult. It sounds more ominous and may draw more qualified monkeys to your cause.
8)
kinkysex
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:37 PM
I'm a member of ULC.
I'm also registered to perform wedding ceremonies in the state of Louisiana. ;)
amen.
monkey_one
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:41 PM
wouldnt it be hard to say "I Do" while wearing a ball gag ?
bazookajoeshow
Dec 29th, 2005, 10:58 PM
You know what I always hated about receiving communion? It's how the body of Christ would always stick to the roof of my mouth.
Bazooka Joe
bazookajoeshow
Dec 29th, 2005, 11:00 PM
I'm performing my first wedding in My. I sure hop I don't jinx it. I wonder if I'm certified to perform a bris?
I'm also registered to perform wedding ceremonies in the state of Louisiana.
docsnavely
Dec 29th, 2005, 11:01 PM
if you say church, people will automatically think it is a cult....
if you call it a cult, you'll cut to the bottom line and take all of the guess work out of it....
Kell
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:27 AM
I say go for Cult. There are some cool Cults out there. Cult of Ecstasy, Cult of Personality, the Cult, Cult of the Dead Cow, The Cult of Confucius.
See? Those sound fun. I think your Monkey Cult will catch on.
Metaphore
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:39 AM
Always been partial to Cult myself.
spartacusroosevelt
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:30 AM
But if you use the word church you can skip out on your taxes. It worked for Scientology. Actually, come to think of it, it may not have your name but I think that Scientology basically already is the Intergalactic Cult of Space Monkeys (http://www.xenu.net).
monkey_one
Dec 30th, 2005, 07:40 AM
thanks guys I think I would like to call it cult but if I name it church than I can register eaiseer as a non profit?
and no I am not a scientolgist thier f***kn crazy :lol: