If Satan were a Girl??

[monkey_one]

If Satan were a girl, would she prefer tampons or maxipads? and why?

[yaz]

satan is evil, in female form it would not wear anything to stop the flow, she would just flow where ever she felt like to make it nasty...

[docsnavely]

that's terrible...... but fitting

[monkey_one]

even if she had to go to say a formal dinner party in a nice evening dress I dont think so

[Kell]

Yes even in her nice dress. She would let it drizzle down her leg, stain the carpet, and then blame one of the pets or someone else.

Satan is evil and does not change for even the most formal of dinner parties.

[monkey_one]

I think if Satan were a girl and was going to a formal diner Party during that time of the month she would use a vibrating tampon because .
just because your the flagship all all that is evil and unholy doesnt mean he/she is not refined and civilised at times or doesnt know how to throw a good diner party dont you think

[Lizard King]

I'm not sure what all these questions are about. I thought Satan was a girl.

I think she uses a Cherokee hair tampon.

[Kell]

I'm not sure what all these questions are about. I thought Satan was a girl.

I think she uses a Cherokee hair tampon.

Yes, Satan is a girl and she sits in the good chair - nugget
(if you haven't listened to our show you won't get it.)


I agree with Lizard & Monkey boy. She uses tampons but they are her minions. She just pops one of those bad boy or girls up and they hold the flow. So if you don't want the chance of being one of Satans Pons you better be nice. :)

Later Taters
~Kelli~

[ElNacho]

i asked my older sister, she said a tampon cuz it hertz more, but then she agreed with the bit about letting it just run

[tipsychicks]

satan is not a girl, satan is a woman. and here i am.

[monkey_one]

good then please settle this debate
tapons or maxipads?

[tipsychicks]

tampons. satan doesn't wear diapers.

[monkey_one]

watching the island or dr monroe the marlan bbrando version its soooo sick

[tipsychicks]

interesting. that is my vote for all-time worst movie ever.

[ElNacho]

satan is not a girl, satan is a woman. and here i am.

ur a young immature girl mentally, if not physically

[monkey_one]

me or tipsy?

[monkey_one]

satan is not a girl, satan is a woman. and here i am.

ur a young immature girl mentally, if not physically

sorry i guess i should have read it better sorry senior el nacho

[yaz]

satan is not a girl, satan is a woman. and here i am.
don't flatter yourself...

[monkey_one]

bannanas

[yaz]

flatten bananastris?

[Kell]

Satan would have a great rack, and sit in the good chair.

B-a-n-a- nas.


:D

[monkey_one]

your funny

[ElNacho]

nanas? we're out of nanas! i want nanas!

well we have two, but they're green

[Wintersheart]

I don’t believe in Satan I'm pagan Satan simply does not exist go figure.

All hail Eris, All hail the church of the illuminati!

-Lynne

[Kell]

I'm right there with ya Lynne, but if Satan existed if - Satan would have to be a woman.


Hey Lynne - Have you read American Gods by Neil Gaiman? - Really cool book - I'm in the middle of it now.

[monkey_one]

I dont believe in George Bush does that mean he doesnt exist

[monkey_one]

or does it mean hes a woman? Im confused

[Lizard King]

Or does that mean that WOMEN don't exist? I'm so confused!


Naw, Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Satan. They're all fun to talk about.

[monkey_one]

mabey oh lizard king bye the way are you in direct communication with jim

[yaz]

satan is a concept dreamt up by the catholic church to scare people into being civilized members of society while on the other hand, george bush is proof that there are more inbred people in this country that we know about...

and that money can buy you anything as long as you have enough...

and that if you have enough money, no one will care that you used to snort 35 grams of coke off strippers asses when you run for president...

or that the fact that you ruined a baseball team or run an oil company into the ground should serve as a track record at your organizational skills and that you aren't qualified to tie your shoes without supervision let alone run the most powerful nation in the world...awful...now im annoyed...

[monkey_one]

tell us how u really feel Yaz

[Kell]

and that money can buy you anything as long as you have enough...


The other day we were driving to Best Buy and we asked the kids if you won 63 Billion Dollars (we drove by a lotto sign) what would you buy?

My daughter (6)said the World

My son (8 ) said Best Buy

My step-daughter (8 ) said My way into the presidency.

[kinkysex]

My step-daughter (8 ) said My way into the presidency.

She is a genius! Or a comedienne.
Compare her timing to her math scores to find out.

[Lizard King]

God**** I love how these threads mutate and grow. From "Is Satan a Woman" to how Bush sucks. Then again, nearly any topic could eventually work its way into how much Bush sucks.

Monkey One, I'm not really in direct contact with Jim. I just sort of channel him now and again. :wink:

[monkey_one]

d*mn I love how these threads mutate and grow. From "Is Satan a Woman" to how Bush sucks. Then again, nearly any topic could eventually work its way into how much Bush sucks.

Monkey One, I'm not really in direct contact with Jim. I just sort of channel him now and again. :wink:

the lizrd king gots jim on a string or is he the string and jim from tampa on cue off scent downwind dollar spent whew that was one hell of an orgasm i about blew my wad an that whore now down to buisness who here has got a giraffe buy the balls hold on tight kiddies its time to blow this popcorn stand whohoo cough chucle spurt the end

[kickasspodcast]

Satan = Allegory


(imho)


L8-


jack

[yaz]

The other day we were driving to Best Buy and we asked the kids if you won 63 Billion Dollars (we drove by a lotto sign) what would you buy?

#1 that real fast bugatti
#2 bush's extermination, well, the whole government for that matter
#3 bubonic plague for the middle east
#4 a nice mansion for my folks
#5 lots of coca~cola
#6 some new equipment for our show
#7 an army of midgets (when you're rich enough, you can buy midgets)
#8 8-10 small japanese women for me and bibb

yea, that's all for right now...thanks

[tipsychicks]

yaz...

[ElNacho]

a lotto was giving out 63 billion???? what??? do u mean millioN? thatd still b a ton. what the hell?

[tipsychicks]

i don't believe in playing the lotto. anyone who does is a verified loser. try relying on your god-given talents or your inheritance.

[ElNacho]

i don't believe in playing the lotto. anyone who does is a verified loser. try relying on your god-given talents or your inheritance.

of which you have none. to get buy, i suggest trying the lotto.

[tipsychicks]

i may have no talents

[ElNacho]

(...but that doesnt mean i cant act like i do)

[Lizard King]

Burn!

El Nacho, you obviously have no need of the lotto.

Erica, this is the kind of thing that makes people want to slam on you. You know that, right? Your holier than thou crap is unwarranted and unappreciated.

[FX]

satan is a concept dreamt up by the catholic church to scare people into being civilized members of society while on the other hand, george bush is proof that there are more inbred people in this country that we know about...

and that money can buy you anything as long as you have enough...

and that if you have enough money, no one will care that you used to snort 35 grams of coke off strippers asses when you run for president...

or that the fact that you ruined a baseball team or run an oil company into the ground should serve as a track record at your organizational skills and that you aren't qualified to tie your shoes without supervision let alone run the most powerful nation in the world...awful...now im annoyed...

Right now!

[tipsychicks]

Burn!

El Nacho, you obviously have no need of the lotto.

Erica, this is the kind of thing that makes people want to slam on you. You know that, right? Your holier than thou crap is unwarranted and unappreciated.
you must play the lotto. i'm sorry.