A call to Yaz the Destroyer!

[podcastrant.com]

Oh God, in this time of extremes from paper-thin skin to unfounded bravado I call on you. I call on the one who was most feared in the times of old. I call on the one who laid waste to all who dared crossed his path. I call on the one who is the eater of sycophantic fools and corrupter of social mores. You have been away from us for too long. I call on you to return to your former glory.

I CALL ON YOU YAZ THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!

[garybibb]

He's too busy eating cheeseburgers. He really likes cheeseburgers.


No I swear.

[yaz]

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN...

p.s. i haven't had any cheeseburgers in a few days...