Interviewing a Stripper....What should I ask her?

[Twan]

:twisted: This is for the Twan & Bergy Show over at www.nosac.com check it out and leave a comment here or there as to what questions you would like to have answered by a hot bachelor party dancer! The Q& A will be aired on our 10th (and then some) Anniversary show!

[pdadave]

I guess asking her to strip wouldn't really make that great of audio. :twisted: (she probably is pretty used to that one too.)

[yaz]

hearing a stripper interview is gonna be like listening to the paris hilton podcast or a george bush interview...

[Dominar]

The key here is you will have to have a photo of her on the site, I'm not saying nude but at least a photo.

I don't know about where you are but I've seen strippers range from down right fugly to beautiful.

I for one don't want to hear an interview with a fugly stripper and with no picture that's what I assume! ;)

[PupuStudios]

I actually think it would be hilarious to hear a fugly stripper interview. You know, like a 70 year old lady that sounds like she's been chain smoking her entire life.

[yaz]

as long as i can hit her in the face with a tire iron...

[jawbone]

Ask her what poles she recommends and if she makes a habit of wiping it down before she uses it, or if she goes with the flow, so to speak.

[jawbone]

Oh, and ask her what color I should paint my house.

[PupuStudios]

Maybe a good question would be, "have you ever tripped on the stage? fell down the pole? or some other embarrising moment? I don't think imagining everyone in the audience in their underwear would help if you're naked...

[yaz]

ask her what her solution is for global warming, or maybe for solving world hunger...wait, i got it...ask her what kind of underware she wears, she should be able to handle that one...

[F7sound]

If you take the "Howard Stern" approach, you would ask her to strip and perform certain "maneuvers" while you describe in detail, what's happening. I know it's only audio, but it could be very entertaining without us seeing a thing.


Michael Oster
F7 Sound and Vision
http://www.F7sound.com
my podcasts - http://www.F7sound.com/podcasts.htm
my blog - http://michaeloster.blogspot.com

[pdadave]

If you take the "Howard Stern" approach, you would ask her to strip and perform certain "maneuvers" while you describe in detail, what's happening.

But if you do that, I would suggest that you try and bind yourself by the same rules that Stern is bound by (basically the FCC). There are many major radio personalities that cannot do what Stern does because they can't describe sexual things without using explicit language.

[Dweezil2000]

Ask her if she's ever considered doing porn. And then ask her if she's bleached her anus.

Then ask her if it was color-safe bleach.

Then ask her if her anus smells bleachy, or if it has worn off by now.

Then say, "speaking of bleach, you're a woman...do my laundry!"

Then I want to hear her kicking you in the face with her stripper heels.

Just a suggestion!

xoxo
-tim

[Twan]

Have you been to the site....www.nosac.com? Its that *** you see on the right sidebar that belongs to the stripper, Kayleigh. She and a few of her lesbatronic pals will be at Bergy's for the interview.

And to those doubters that say, how does a stripper strip on the radio? I think Stern's success in that arena says it all. With the right descriptions, ANYTHING can sound amazing.

[Twan]

If you take the "Howard Stern" approach, you would ask her to strip and perform certain "maneuvers" while you describe in detail, what's happening. I know it's only audio, but it could be very entertaining without us seeing a thing.

Yes! Finally someone who GETS it. ALthough, I understand why trying to Sternize the interview with alternative words might be funny, I'd like to shoot into the future here and see what it will be like when he goes to Eeee, eh, eee (SIRIUS) and go blue with my detailed descriptions.

But seriously, thanks for all the positive stuff, I'll ask her as many of these as I can read as she undoes my belt and demonstrates her lap dancing abilities. BTW, fellas, she is a BACHELOR PARTY STRIPPER. She doesn't do clubs...not too many poles, but I'll ask her her preferences anyway.

[yaz]

i wanted to stay away from a certain long haired jockey's technique for interviewing women because we have been accused of copying other "real" radio shows...imagine that...

[Twan]

Oh yeah. Don't worry, the two of us know how to take what that jock does to the next level. He lost his funny about 10 years ago anyway.

[F7sound]

Oh yeah. Don't worry, the two of us know how to take what that jock does to the next level. He lost his funny about 10 years ago anyway.

I just wish I would have lost my funny 10 years ago and been offered 50 million to put my show on Sirius :-)


Michael Oster
F7 Sound and Vision
http://www.F7sound.com
my podcasts - http://www.F7sound.com/podcasts.htm
my blog - http://michaeloster.blogspot.com

[Twan]

SIRIOUSLY!

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