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theFerf

Apr 1st, 2005, 12:06 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when... (insert yours here)

How did this all start? I was intrigued by the forum talked about here:
http://www.podcastalley.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=855

All you have to do is add your text to the end of this sentence,
"I knew it was going to be a good day when..." (insert yours here)

The best answer (as judged by yours truly) will receive a brand new, crisp and clean Podcast Alley Tshirt, Free of Charge!

DEADLINE: Wednesday April 6, 2005

PupuStudios

Apr 1st, 2005, 01:19 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when... I woke up... I knew where I was... and had all my clothes on.

simulacrum

Apr 1st, 2005, 03:06 PM

...i got a call of bill cosby, offering me john f kennedy's phone number and the opportunity to buy a greyhound.

johnandwayneshow

Apr 1st, 2005, 05:10 PM

when the plastic-headed King presented me with breakfast at my windowsill.

gavin

Apr 1st, 2005, 06:15 PM

...when I realized you can actually hear the police officer explaining to my friend why his car's registration was suspended while we were recording our podcast on the road last night. Oh, and that it didn't happen to me. :)

justSue

Apr 1st, 2005, 06:46 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when I got my Podcast Alley advertising invoice for March and realized I'd spent more on lunch today than clickthroughs.

alissa

Apr 1st, 2005, 07:42 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day today when someone handed me an envelope with my name on it filled with $180 in cold hard cash and i immediately went straight to the apple store to buy a new keyboard to replace the one i nixed yesterday from a small isolated flood on my desk.

alissa

Apr 1st, 2005, 07:43 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when I got my Podcast Alley advertising invoice for March and realized I'd spent more on lunch today than clickthroughs.

wait. so how does this work?

Cat

Apr 1st, 2005, 08:51 PM

I Knew it was going to be a good day when my show (www.CatFishShow.com) finally made it into the Top 10 on Podcast Alley. (for more than one day)

Haha

thefly

Apr 1st, 2005, 09:05 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when I shmoozed my car dealer by giving her a copy of the Spark article . . . then asked her to fix the dent in my door for free. . . and she agreed. :P

(well, they put it there anyhow. But I'm sure the Podcasting article with the BIG picture of my new Scion helped.)

yaz

Apr 1st, 2005, 10:58 PM

i think i should get a shirt for having such a shitty night, i HAVE to fall asleep with the tv on or else the ringing in my ears drives me insane, i wear an xl, thanks...

yaz

Apr 1st, 2005, 11:08 PM

in case anyone was wondering what the hell i was talking about, i will quote myself...

i knew it was gonna be a bad night when i got home from work and there was no power because a power line fell on a car and tranformer blew up, but they got it back up and running and i could come on podcastalley...

yea, there it is...oh to add, it was raining and it was about 2am...

theFerf

Apr 1st, 2005, 11:42 PM

Ok everybody, on the count of three lets have a big ol' pitty party for yaz.

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thumper369

Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:36 AM

I saw this post and knew there was no other reason to send me a shirt other than I wanted one.

And us Nashvillians need to stick together. Think of the shipping savings. :twisted:

yaz

Apr 2nd, 2005, 02:31 AM

"pitty party" must be a southern phrase, my friend from virginia uses it all the time...and hey! im just trying to get a free t-shirt!

camilian

Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:41 AM

I knew it was going to be a good day when I pooped and didn't get back splash on my ***.

Filmosity

Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:07 AM

I knew it was going to be a good day when I woke up and realized that the orangutan in my closet decided not to perform neurosurgery on me while I slept, instead attempting the first act of a screenplay about the life altering experiences of a young monkey reborn into civilized society.

yeah.

-Chris

ferg

Apr 2nd, 2005, 02:09 PM

"pitty party" must be a southern phrase, my friend from virginia uses it all the time...and hey! im just trying to get a free t-shirt!

Hmmm...not to harp on grammar/spelling, but I think the word you're looking for is "pity" ... unless a "pitty" party is something like cross between a "pity party" and a "tittie party", in which case Yaz should be in better spirits by now.

yaz

Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:47 PM

at least my bad day story was true...

SHITE.com

Apr 2nd, 2005, 06:46 PM

...I saw the hooker didn't take the money.

yaz

Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:40 AM

ugh, hookers are nasty, especially in nyc, they are usually guys...

spaz

Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:09 PM

no kidding, hookers are gross

but to answer the question

I knew it was going to be a good day when I woke up and it wasn't raining..

garybibb

Apr 4th, 2005, 07:21 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when i woke up and found out i didn't have to take my girl to go get some RU486.

percent20

Apr 4th, 2005, 07:27 PM

I knew it was going to be a great day when i woke up and i really had an mp3 player to finally listen to podcasts on instead of burning a new cd or 2 everyday for the last 3 months.

alissa

Apr 4th, 2005, 08:56 PM

no kidding, hookers are gross

but to answer the question

I knew it was going to be a good day when I woke up and it wasn't raining..

you guys sound like you know from experience.

about the guys, i mean.

PaulCasting

Apr 4th, 2005, 10:28 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when I woke up to the sound of the phone ringing and it was Bill Gates wanting to do a little advertising on my podcast... Just a little.

Oh, I'll take a large and if you could, Bill really digs the Podcast Alley Shirts. He's a large too. Seriously, if you send one to me, I'll make sure it get's to Bill... no really, I will. Seriously... Just trust me. Come on, just send and see if it happens. It might. No, it really might.

Fine!

spaz

Apr 5th, 2005, 12:44 AM

Cookiepuss

Apr 5th, 2005, 01:48 AM

"I knew it was going to be a good day when I realized sheep can not tell."

(Just popped into my head. . .I must be meant to win that shrit with such divine intervention!) ;)

justSue

Apr 5th, 2005, 01:52 AM

"I knew it was going to be a good day when I realized sheep can not tell."

(Just popped into my head. . .I must be meant to win that shrit with such divine intervention!) ;)

The punchline I remember is, "sheep lie!"

gavin

Apr 5th, 2005, 11:42 AM

If someone combined hookers and sheep into one joke, I'm sure they'd win the T-shirt.

justSue

Apr 5th, 2005, 12:01 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when I had finished a hard day of hooking and decided to set out across the countryside. Being a hooker, I had to walk because my Pimp doesn't let me drive.

Soon, it got dark and I was hungry. I noticed a campfire outside a farmhouse, so I went to investigate. There was an old farmer sitting by the fire drinking some cheap whiskey. I approached the farmer.

"Hey, I'm tired and hungry, mind if I share your fire?" Given the fact that I'm a hooker, the farmer happily obliges. Did I mention I'm also have a side gig as a vintriloquist? Yeah. I'm a vintriloquist too.

So, we share his stew and cheap booze and I start to get bored and decide to have some fun with this farmer.

"Hey, farmer, I notice you have a dog. Mind if I talk to your dog?"
"Um...sure, I don't mind..."
"Hey dog! How do you like living here with the farmer?"
<throwing voice> "Its great! I get lots of bones, a cat to chase, and the farmer treats me real nice-like"

The farmer looked like he'd seen a ghost, but is somehow amused. I decide to have a little more fun.

"Hey, farmer, I notice you have a cat. Mind if I talk to your cat?"
"Um....(laughing)...sure thing toots!"
"Hey Cat! How do you like it here?"
<throwing voice> Are you kidding??? It sucks! The farmer kicks me, the dog chases me, and the only thing I get to eat are these crappy nasty field mice!"

At this point, the farmer goes completely white, looks at his booze bottle and throws it into the fire.

"Hey farmer, I notice you have some sheep. Mind if I...."

"NO! SHEEP LIE!!!"

garybibb

Apr 5th, 2005, 07:39 PM

I realized it was going to be a good day when I found out my date tonight was going to be a cheap one because she didn't have her feeding tube anymore. . .

yaz

Apr 6th, 2005, 02:57 AM

man, i always thought you looked at those terry schaivo pics kinda funny...vegetable ****er...

PupuStudios

Apr 7th, 2005, 01:52 PM

paul

Apr 7th, 2005, 05:26 PM

I knew it was going to be a good day when...
I woke up in a room that was slowly being filled with sand. On the wall was timer attached to a very complex explosive device. The only thing in my pocket was a paperclip, a rubber band, a piece of lint, and the entire second season of MacGyver.

I had a day just like this, but it was the third season. Pete is all pissed off in the 2nd season but really chilled out for the 3rd.

yaz

Apr 8th, 2005, 02:59 AM

i knew it was gonna be a good day when i went to bibb's house and he was no longer a child touching, baseball card collecting, red headed, dorky, taco bell eating freak...

Filmosity

Apr 26th, 2005, 09:09 PM

ummm....so what happened to this?

yaz

Apr 29th, 2005, 03:27 AM

I WANT MY MOTHER****ING T-SHIRT!