"Behind the Scenes" the Official Web Site of NASCA

[Craig]

I'm very happy to announce that Behind the Scenes is now the official web site of NASCAR Janet, as heard on Illinoise (http://www.illinoise.net):

http://www.nascarjanet.com

This a major coup for Behind the Scenes considering that Janet is the twin sister of Illinoise's own NASA Janet. In other news, it is rumored that Janet Wood, the real NASA Janet (http://www.nasajanet.com) is considering legal action against Illinoise.

Craig

[Illinoise]

I have no patience for this irreverant disregard for the law! NASCAR Janet is a sell-out, wanna-be, no-good, two-timing funderbuttle!

You'll be hearing from our lawyers. Again.

You godcasters are all alike.

[Craig]

I have no patience for this irreverant disregard for the law! NASCAR Janet is a sell-out, wanna-be, no-good, two-timing funderbuttle!
The skeletons in your family closet are not my concern. I have a legitimate contract with NASCAR Janet so you're wasting your legal funds. Spend them on the lawsuit with the real NASA Janet. (Speaking about irreverant disregard for the law.)

And I happen to know that I look nothing like any of the other godcasters. (Which is a good thing for them.)

Have a nice day.

Craig

[justSue]

That's pretty clever. I read the first few lines and thought to myself, 'sheesh! This writer can't even spell their names correctly!' That lasted about another 8 seconds.

I used to make 01/04 websites that spouted bad news and mergers for the company I work for. Its great fun until someone puts an eye out.
:wink:

[yaz]

is it supposed to be nascar??? someone made a podcast about driving fast in a circle to the left??? where the only excitement is when someone makes a right turn??? im gonna make a podcast about drivers over 65, that should be more exciting...