Poop for Peace!

[camilian]

I have teamed up with poopreport.com for "Poop for Peace" on April 15th. We are planning on holding conference calls (1-800 number) a couple of times that day where up to 150 people can push at the same time. It will be recorded for The Daily Download (and any podcast that participates and wants to play it). We have quite a few alternative newspapers and "***-product" producers involved already, and are working to get more. The creator of "Final Wipe" has even agreed to give free product to anyone involved.

Would love to have anyone interested pinch a loaf with us!

More info on "Poop For Peace" can be found at this link:
http://www.poopreport.com/peace

We are working out the final details, and will post updates when I have more information.

[spaz]

Too funny. I'll join in tho, for some "Final Wipe" "***-product" :roll:

[yaz]

geez, if everytime i pooped it would get us closer to peace, we woulda been rid of nuclear arms in the mid 80's...

[camilian]

Too funny. I'll join in tho, for some "Final Wipe" "***-product" :roll:

Go to the Poop for Peace site www.poopreport.com/peace and you will see an email form Anthony from Final Wipe, just drop him a note.

We will have some other cool stuff for those who participate coming soon.

[camilian]

A little more info on "Poop for Peace".

If you place a banner on your site (some are VERY small) Dave from poopreport will link to you (he gets 4000+ unique listeners a day). We also have upcoming coverage in many alternative newspapers and radio programs which will lead more people to the site and possibly your site.

I will also play any promo for any podcast as long as they are pooping for peace and say it in the promo.

I have included the press release for more information, this could be the first time podcasters come together for a common cause:

APRIL 15 IS POOP FOR PEACE DAY

On Friday, April 15, people around the globe will use the occasion of their daily constitutional to reflect on what might be humanity's last hope for peace: poop.

As the world deepens ever further into conflict, our arbitrary distinctions overwhelm our commonalities. But what hope for reconciliation can there be when our superficial differences -- skin color, religious preferences, political differences -- divide us so absolutely?

For there to be peace, there must be understanding. For there to be understanding, there must be a common ground. But the further the chasm deepens, the more fundamental to basic human nature that common ground has to be.

The answer is poop.

Poop is the one experience all human beings have in common. On this there is no disagreement: the power of an impending poop is always the highest calling. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a greasy symphony in lament of humanity's non-negotiable deference to the call of the vile.

Poop For Peace Day is non-partisan and non-political. Pooping for peace is about recognizing our common needs, wants, and desires: black or white, left or right, Muslim or Christian or Jew, the twelve hours after Taco Bell are going to unfold for each of us in the same exact way.

On April 15, poopers everywhere will take a moment to meditate on their movement. They'll think of the children of America and the children of Iraq. They'll think of Kim Jong Il on his gilded throne and George W. Bush on his porcelain one. And they'll realize: whether it's from curry or chili or cous cous, every single human being suffers equally under the tyranny of the bowel.

And with that common ground, can world peace be far behind? For much more information, visit http://www.poopreport.com/Peace or email dave@poopreport.com.

War is over, if you grunt it.

[cc_chapman]

This is a classic example of the "power" of the Interner. Only on the 'net could something like this happen.

I've had the banner on http://www.accidenthash.com for a while now and I think that it's a great idea.

Chris, I wondered when you were going to mention it here. Glad your doing better!!

[Big Mike]

Yes. I believe I, Big Mike from Extra Super Action Show!, will be laying a log for the cause.

Yes, I will be dropping the kids off at the pool.

You bet I'll be pinchin' a loaf that day.

Yes, the Lil' Brown Canoe will be docking soon.

Feeding the fish.

Reading the sports.

Who does Number 2 work for?

:shock: :shock:

[yaz]

ha! i just made an "effort" for peace...have they stopped fighting yet? no? ******, i guess ill have to go talk to bigmouth some more...

[camilian]

Yes. I believe I, Big Mike from Extra Super Action Show!, will be laying a log for the cause.

Great to have you pooping along, Mike!

We now have confirmed conference call times for the "Glands Across America" kick-off celebration. Participants will call a 1-800 number at one of two appointed times convenient for both East Coast and West Coast morning poopers. Then on the count of three, we will all push at once. Participation is first come, first served, with exceptions made for celebrities, heads of state, and influential religious figures. The call will be podcast on The Daily Download and then made available for any podcaster or media outlet to spread the word as desired.

You can sign up for the call at www.poopreport.com/peace

C.C. - "Poop for Peace" got a nice write-up in the Boston Phoenix any way I can have you snag me a couple?

[camilian]

ha! i just made an "effort" for peace...have they stopped fighting yet? no? ******

Keep trying man! I dropped a nice one yesterday and felt the world get a little better. You might want to try Taco Bell.

[yaz]

nah, i eat taco bell for gas, when i want some "peace ammo" steak is the way to go or chicken or pizza...****, just about anything makes me have a convo with mick jagger...

[Big Mike]

Tonight was Memphis Minnie's Barbeque....with an extra side of greens. Yum. I can feel the peace forming like hippies at a....um....hippy convention! :idea:

[Ian]

You could alternately call it "**** on your taxes Day". :lol: